Gun Control
Did you hear that the government has changed the Brady Gun Control Law to create a waiting period for purchasing firearms? They have extended the law to cover shotguns and riffles. ZZZZZ
Well That's just what the NRA said they would do all along, give the government an inch and they would take a mile. The United States government wants to take away the right to bare arms.
Did you know that way back yonder when this nation was born, the only ones who had guns was the Redcoats?
I mean heck, they
gathered themselves up around that Plymouth, or was it Falcon, or Ford rock and they had
George Washington ( I'm named after George Washington). Well them evil Redcoats had George
up there on that Rock thingie, and invited him to a table for some tea and crumpets. (
What the heck is a crumpet?)
" The tea and crumpets will be right out, mate."
whoops the wrong George Washington, you got the peanut butter king cher!
Thats a little more like it , but he is dancing a jigg.
Well George said, " I about had enough of this crap already. I don't like, In fact I hate tea and crumpets. I want some American food. Give me some cookies and milk. Better still, give me some French fries and a big Mac, double cheese burger, taco bell. I want some pizza. "
Well if the gun control people get
their way, who do you think will have guns? Well the criminals will.
They will
make them out of rubber bands, or more than likely steal them form somewhere. The going
rate for a stolen gun on the wholesale market in Baton Rouge is like $20 and for 50 bucks
anyone on the street can get a gun.
You bet your sweet ass, the other
people who will have guns is the G men, the government. Fore you know it we will have
nazis around here loading us all up on trains and forcing us to eat crumpets again. ( what
the hell is a crumpet?) Like, I mean they will force our children and grandchildren to be
raised by people who are more concrete. 
I mean what the heck is it to you if
I choose to go deer hunting with a riffle. Or for that matter an oozie
. Or
even a bazooka.
" Hay Mack, be still. I'm a
goin to lob a grenade 
into that thicket over there cause I think I heard a buck snort."
If you feel the same way I do, or if you want to go deer hunting (I keep loosing hunting buddies) email me. midnite_cowboy_98@yahoo.com
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