Cats sleep fat and walk thin
Cats, when they sleep, slump;
When they wake, pull in-
And where the plump's been
There's skin.
Cats walk thin.
Cats wait in a lump,
Jump in a streak.
Cats, when they jump, are sleek
As a grape slipping its skin-
They have technique.
Oh, cats don't creak.
They sneak.
Cats sleep fat.
They spread comfort beneath them
Like a good mat,
As if they picked the place
And then sat.
You walk around one
As if he were City Hall
After that.
If male,
A cat is apt to sing upon a major scale:
This concert is for everybody, this
Is wholesale.
For a baton, he wields a tail.
(he is also found,
When happy, to resound
With an enclosed and private sound.)
A cat condenses.
He pulls in his tail to go under bridges,
And himself to go under fences.
Cats fit
In any box or kit;
And if a large pumpkin grew under one,
He could arch over it.
When everyone else is just ready to go out,
The cat is just ready to come in,
He's not where he's been.
Cats sleep fat and walk thin.
By: Rosalie Moore
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The Cat and The Moon
The cat went here and there
By: W.B. Yeats
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Snake
A snake came to my water-trough
In the deep, strage-scented shade of the great dark carob-tree
He reached down from a fissure in the earth-wall in the gloom
Someone was at my water-trough,
He lifted his head from drinking, as cattle do,
And voices in me said, If you were a man
But must I confess how I liked him,
Was it cowardice, that I dared not kill him?
And yet those voices:
And truly I was afraid, I was most afraid,
He drank enough
And as he put his head into that dreadful hole,
I looked round, I put down my pitcher,
I think it did not hit him,
And immediately I regretted it.
And I thought of the albatross
For he seemed to me again like a king,
And so, I missed my chance with one of the lords
By: D.H. Lawrence
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Cat
By: J.R.R. Tolkien
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Ozymandias
I met a traveller from an antique land
By: Percy Bysshe Shelley
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Bravo
O, what a fortuitous choice,
By: Philip Dacey
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from The Kitten and the Falling Leaves
...See the Kitten on the Wall,
By: William Wordsworth
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The Tiger
Tiger, tiger, burning bright,
In what distant deeps or skies
And what shoulder and what art
What the hammer? What the chain?
When the stars threw down their spears,
Tiger, tiger, burning bright,
By: William Blake
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For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
By: Christopher Smart
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And the Mouse Police Never Sleeps
Muscled, black with steel-green eye
By: Ian Anderson (Jethro Tull)
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The Naming of Cats
The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
By: T.S. Eliot
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And the moon spun round like a top,
And the nearest kin of the moon,
The creeping cat, looked up.
Black Minnaloushe stared at the moon,
For, wander and wail as he would,
The pure cold light in the sky
Troubled his animal blood.
Minnaloushe runs in the grass
Lifting his delicate feet.
Do you dance, Minnaloushe, do you dance?
When two close kindred meet,
What better than call a dance?
Maybe the moon may learn,
Tired of that courtly fashion,
A new dance turn.
Minnaloushe creeps through the grass
From moonlit place to place,
The sacred moon overhead
Has taken a new phase.
Does Minnaloushe know that his pupils
Will pass from change to change,
And that from round to crescent,
From crescent to round they range?
Minnaloushe creeps through the grass
Alone, important and wise,
And lifts to the changing moon
His changing eyes.Dis poem is mommys pick!
On a hot, hot day, and I in pyjamas for the heat,
To drink there
I came down the steps with my pitcher
And must wait, must stand and wait, for there he was at the trough before me.
And trailed his yellow-brown slackness soft-bellied down, over the edge of the stone trough
And rested his throat upon the stone bottom,
And where the water had dripped from the tap, in a small clearness,
He sipped with his straight mouth,
Softly drank through his straight gums, into his slack long body,
Silently.
And I, like a second comer, waiting.
And looked at me vaguely, as drinking cattle do,
And flickered his two-forked tongue from his lips, and mused a moment,
And stooped and drank a little more,
Being earth-brown, earth-golden from the burning bowels of the earth
On the day of Sicilian July, with Etna smoking.
The voice of my education said to me
He must be killed,
For in Sicily the black, black snakes are innocent, the gold are venomous.
You would take a stick and break him now, and finish him off.
How glad I was he had come like a guest in quiet, to drink at my water-trough
And depart peaceful, pacified, and thankless,
Into the burning bowels of this earth?
Was it perversity, that I longed to talk to him?
Was it humility, to feel so honoured?
I felt so honoured.
If you were not afraid, you would kill him!
But even so, honoured still more
That he should seek my hospitality
From out the dark door of the secret earth.
And lifted his head, dreamily, as one who has drunken,
And flickered his tongue like a forked night on air, so black,
Seeming to lick his lips,
And looked around like a god, unseeing, into the air,
And slowly turned his head,
And slowly, very slowly, as if thrice adream,
Proceeded to draw his slow length curving round
And climb again the broken bank of my wall-face.
And as he slowly drew up, snake-easing his shoulders, and entered farther,
A sort of horror, a sort of protest against his withdrawing into that horrid black hole,
Deliberately going into the blackness, and slowly drawing himself after,
Overcame me now his back was turned.
I picked up a clumsy log
And threw it at the water-trough with a clatter.
But suddenly that part of him that was left behind convulsed in undignified haste
Writhed like lightning, and was gone
Into the black hole, the earth-lipped fissure in the wall-front,
At which, in the intense still noon, I stared with fascination.
I thought how paltry, how vulgar, what a mean act!
I despised myself and the voices of my accursed human education.
And I wished he would come back, my snake.
Like a king in exile, uncrowned in the underworld,
Now due to be crowned again.
Of life.
And I have something to expiate:
A pettiness.The fat cat on the mat
may seem to dream
of nice mice that suffice
for him, or cream;
but he free, maybe,
walks in thought
unbowed, proud, where loud
roared and fought
his kin, lean and slim,
or deep in den
in the East feasted on beasts
and tender men.
The giant lion with iron
claw in paw;
and huge ruthless tooth
in gory jaw;
the pard dark-starred,
fleet upon feet,
that oft soft from aloft
leaps upon his meat
where woods loom in gloom-
far now they be,
fierce and free,
and tamed is he;
but fat cat on the mat
kept as a pet,
he does not forget.
We gots to put dis wun in cuz it's an Ejipshun theem an Ejipshuns reely luved dere cats!
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestel these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands strech far away.
Bravo as the name for my cat!
For now when I call him in
I face the woods and cry, Bravo!
or the creek near the house and cry, Bravo!
or the meadow of wildflowers and cry, Bravo!
Wherever I turn, I cry, Bravo!
Whatever I see, I cry, Bravo!
And the place that encircles me,
that I bravo and bravo and bravo,
like an actor bowing and taking
the thunderous love from the darkness
who steps forward to give the love back,
all applause for those who applaud him-
that place gives bravo for bravos,
as if pleased to acknowledge how great is the show
from horizon around to horizon,
sky, stream, and ground, for out
of the shadows and springing, all paws,
comes-Bravo!-Bravo the cat.
Sporting with the leaves that fall,
Withered leaves-one-two-and three-
From the lofty Elder-tree!
Through the calm and frosty air,
Of this morning bright and fair...
-But the Kitten, how she starts,
Crouches, stretches, paws, and darts!
First at one, and then its fellow
Just as light and just as yellow;
There are many now-now one-
Now they stop and there are none;
What intenseness of desire
In her upward eye of fire!
With a tiger-leap half way
Now she meets the coming prey,
Lets it go as fast, and then
Has it in her power again:
Now she works with three or four,
Like an Indian Conjuror;
Quick as he in feats of art,
Far beyond in joy of heart....
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And, when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand and what dread feet?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? What dread grasp
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?
And watered heaven with their tears,
Did He smile His work to see?
Did He who made the lamb make thee?
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame your fearful symmetry?
For Jeoffry, His Cat (from Jubilate Agno)
For he is the servent of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
For at the first glance of the glory of God in the East he worships in his way.
For this is done by wreathing his body seven times round with elegant quickness.
For then he leaps up to catch the musk, which is the blessing of God upon his prayer.
For he rolls upon prank to work it in.
For having done duty and received blessing he begins to consider himself.
For this he performs in ten degrees.
For first he looks upon his forepaws to see if they are clean.
For secondly he kicks up behind to clear away there.
For thirdly he works it upon stretch with the forepaws extended.
For fourthly he sharpens his paws by wood.
For fifthly he washes himself.
For sixthly he rolls upon wash.
For seventhly he fleas himself, that he may not be interrupted upon the beat.
For eighthly he rubs himself against a post.
For ninthly he looks up for his instructions.
For tenthly he goes in quest of food.
For having consider'd God and himself he will consider his neighbour.
For if he meets another cat he will kiss her in kindness.
For when he takes his prey he plays with it to give it a chance.
For one mouse in seven escapes by his dallying.
For when his day's work is done his business more properly begins.
For he keeps the Lord's watch in the night against the adversary.
For he counteracts the powers of darkness by his electrical skin and glaring eyes.
For he counteracts the Devil, who is death, by brisking about the life.
For in his morning orisons he loves the sun and the sun loves him.
For he is of the tribe of Tiger.
For the Cherub Cat is a term of the Angel Tiger.
For he has the subtlety and hissing of a serpent, which in goodness he suppresses.
For he will not do destruction, if he is well-fed, neither will he spit without provocation.
For he purrs in thankfulness, when God tells him he's a good Cat.
For he is an instrument for the children to learn benevolence upon.
For every house is incomplete without him and a blessing is lacking in the spirit.
For the Lord commanded Moses concerning the cats at the departure of the Children of Israel from Egypt.
For every family had one cat a least in the bag.
For the English Cats are the best in Europe.
For he is the cleanest in the use of his forepaws of any quadruped.
For the dexterity of his defence is an instance of the love of God to him exceedingly.
For his is the quickest to his mark of any creature.
For he is tenacious of his point.
For he is a mixture of gravity and waggery.
For he knows that God is his Saviour.
For there is nothing sweeter than his peace when at rest.
For there is nothing brisker than his life when in motion.
For he is of the Lord's poor and so indeed is he called by benevolence perpetually--Poor Jeoffry! poor Jeoffry! the rat has bit thy throat.
For I bless the name of the Lord Jesus that Jeoffry is better.
For the divine spirit comes about his body to sustain it in complete cat.
For his tongue is exceedingly pure so that it has in purity what it wants in music.
For he is docile and can learn certain things.
For he can set up with gravity which is patience upon approbation.
For he can fetch and carry, which is patience in employment.
For he can jump over a stick which is patience upon proof positive.
For he can spraggle upn waggle at the word of command.
For he can jump from an eminence into his master's bosom.
For he can catch the cork and toss it again.
For he is hated by the hypocrit and miser.
For the former is afraid of detection.
For the latter refuses the charge.
For he camels his back to bear the first notion of business.
For he is good to thing on, if a man would express himself neatly.
For he made a great figure in Egypt for his signal services.
For he killed the Ichneumon-rat very pernicious by land.
For his ears are so acute that they sting again.
For from this proceeds the passing quickness of his attention.
For by stroking of him I have found out electricity.
For I perceived God's light about him both wax and fire.
For the Electrical fire is the spiritual substance, which God sends from heaven to sustain the bodies both of man and beast.
For God has blessed him in the variety of his movements.
For, tho he cannot fly, he is an excellent clamberer.
For his motions upon the face of the earth are more than any other quadruped.
For he can tread to all the measures upon the music.
For he can swim for life.
For he can creep.Dis wun is a song mommy likes to sing to us!
Swishing through the rye grass.
With thoughts of mouse-and-apple pie
Tail balancing at half-mast.
And the mouse police never sleeps...
Lying in the cherry tree.
Savage bed foot-warmer
Of purest feline ancestry.
Look out, little furry folk!
He's the all-night working cat.
Eats but one in every ten
Leaves the others on the mat.
And the mouse police never sleeps...
Waiting by the cellar door.
Window-box town crier;
Birth and death registrar.
With claws that rake a furrow red
Licensed to mutilate.
From warm milk on a lazy day
To dawn patrol on hungry hate.
No, the mouse police never sleeps...
Climbing on the ivy.
Windy roof-top weathercock.
Warm-blooded night on a cold tile.
The mouse police never sleeps!
The mouse police never sleeps!
The mouse police never sleeps!
The mouse police never sleeps!....
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there's the name that family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey --
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter --
But all of them sensible everyday names.
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,
A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum --
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover --
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
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Deep and inscrutable singular Name. Back to arr