___ __ _____ ___ _ ____ / _ \/ // / _ \___ / _ ( )/ __/ / ___/ _ / , _/ -_) // //_\ \ /_/ /_//_/_/|_|\__/____/ /___/ ___ __ ____ ___ ___ ______ ____ / _ \/ // / / / / |/ / |/ / _/__ / __/ / ___/ _ / /_/ / / // // -_)\ \ /_/ /_//_/\____/_/|_/_/|_/___/\__/___/ <.>,<.>,<.><.>,<.>,<.><.>,<.>,<.><.>,<.>,<.><.>,<.>,<.><.>,<.>,<.> #6 Groaners Contents: - A Boy & His Pet V - Piano Man (o o) > Sent by ( V ) - Hankie Boy .......m.m........karen - Dog Problem - Dumb Hunters;) **************************************************************************** It was many years before Timmy realized how much growing up he'd done that day, when he'd said goodbye to his cherished pet and closest companion, the best buddy who'd been with him as he romped through sundrenched meadows and splashed through babbling forest brooks in the great woods behind Grandma's cottage, sharing her gingerbread cookies hot from the oven and fragrant pies left to cool in country breezes; only old Doctor Burrows could separate the two, and Timmy had emptied the specimen jar containing his beloved tapeworm Ralph into the great brass commode with a tear in his eye. **************************************************************************** A man and women were in the airport after a mad dash thru traffic. At the ticket counter the man turned to his wife. "Dear, I really wish we had packed the piano.""Why on earth would you want the piano?" she daid. "Because you see, I left the tickets on top." ***************************************************************************** A man setting next to a child on the city bus, was getting particulary annoyed with the continuous sniffing and coughing. "Don't you have a hankie?" he asked. "Sure I do, but I'm not allowed to give it to strangers." ***************************************************************************** A long time ago, in the city of Munich, the inhabitants were having a big problem. There was a massive increase in the number of dogs residing in the city. Not only were thousands of dogs, but they were BIG dogs....real hounds to be exact. Anyway, the people of Munich bunched together and decided they wouod solve the problem by driving all the dogs out of the city and into the hills. So one day, they all grouped together and forced all the hounds out of the city and into the hills, thereby solving their problem. However, this action proved disastrous for the neighbouring town of Lieden . Lieden was a leader in the manufacturing of paper and the big paper mills provided work for many. As the hounds in the hills beganh to get hungry, they descended upon the small town of Lieden and were soon running a riot! All the shops were broken into as the dogs searched for food. As Lieden was much smaller than Munich, they didn't have the manpower to force the hounds out of the town and all the inhabitants decided to go to Munich and complain. As they were leaving their homes, suddenly a tremendous noise came from up on the hill, where the paper-mill was located. As all the residents were in the process of evacuating, they were puzzled as to who was running the mills. Suddenly, an old man spoke up, claiming he knew the answer. He took a deep breath and said.... "The mills are alive with the hounds of Munich!" ***************************************************************************** These two really dumb guys decide to go hunting in the woods for deer and during that time they came across several deer but missed all of them. So the first dumb guy says to the other "lets go home." They both agreed and started to head back to where they thought they had left the car but it was not there. They were lost and it was getting dark. So the second dumb guy says,"I read in a book that if you get lost, fire two shots in the air and help will come." So they fire two shots in the air. Two hours pass by and no help. So they fire another two shots in the air. Two more hours go by and still no help. So the second guy says " What is wrong here, it says fire two shots in the air and help will come, but no help has come." So the first guy says"maybe we should fire four shots in the air instead of two." And the second guy says "OK, BUT THIS BETTER WORK CAUSE I'M RUNNING OUT OF ARROWS!!!!!!!" ******************************************************************************