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#6 Groaners

Contents:
- A Boy & His Pet           V
- Piano Man               (o o)
             > Sent by   (  V  )
- Hankie Boy        .......m.m........karen
- Dog Problem
- Dumb Hunters  ;)

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It was many years before Timmy realized how much growing up he'd done that
day, when he'd said goodbye to his cherished pet and closest companion, the
best buddy who'd been with him as he romped through sundrenched meadows and
splashed through babbling forest brooks in the great woods behind Grandma's
cottage, sharing her gingerbread cookies hot from the oven and fragrant
pies left to cool in country breezes; only old Doctor Burrows could
separate the two, and Timmy had emptied the specimen jar containing his
beloved tapeworm Ralph into the great brass commode with a tear in his eye.

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A man and women were in the airport after a mad dash thru traffic.
At the ticket counter the man turned to his wife. "Dear, I really
wish we had packed the piano.""Why on earth would you want the
piano?" she daid. "Because you see, I left the tickets on top."

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A man setting next to a child on the city bus, was getting particulary
annoyed with the continuous sniffing and coughing. "Don't you
have a hankie?" he asked. "Sure I do, but I'm not allowed to 
give it to strangers."

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A long time ago, in the city of Munich, the inhabitants were having a big
problem. There was a massive increase in the number of dogs residing in the
city. Not only were thousands of dogs, but they were BIG dogs....real
hounds to be exact. Anyway, the people of Munich bunched together and
decided they wouod solve the problem by driving all the dogs out of the
city and into the hills. So one day, they all grouped together and forced
all the hounds out of the city and into the hills, thereby solving their
problem.
        However, this action proved disastrous for the neighbouring town of
Lieden . Lieden was a leader in the manufacturing of paper and the big
paper mills provided work for many. As the hounds in the hills beganh to
get hungry, they descended upon the small town of Lieden and were soon
running a riot! All the shops were broken into as the dogs searched for
food. As Lieden was much smaller than Munich, they didn't have the manpower
to force the hounds out of the town and all the inhabitants decided to go
to Munich and complain. As they were leaving their homes, suddenly a
tremendous noise came from up on the hill, where the paper-mill was
located. As all the residents were in the process of evacuating, they were
puzzled as to who was running the mills. Suddenly, an old man spoke up,
claiming he knew the answer. He took a deep breath and said....


"The mills are alive with the hounds of Munich!"

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     These two really dumb guys decide to go hunting in the woods for deer
     and during that time they came across several deer but missed all of
     them. So the first dumb guy says to the other "lets go home." They
     both agreed and started to head back to where they thought they had
     left the car but it was not there. They were lost and it  was getting
     dark. So the second dumb guy says,"I read in a book that if you get
     lost, fire two shots in the air and help will come." So they fire two
     shots in the air. Two hours pass by and no help. So they fire another
     two shots in the air. Two more hours go by and still no help. So the
     second guy says " What is wrong here, it says fire two shots in the
     air and help will come, but no help has come." So the first guy
     says"maybe we should fire four shots in the air instead of two." And
     the second guy says


     "OK, BUT THIS BETTER WORK CAUSE I'M RUNNING OUT OF ARROWS!!!!!!!"

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