Ah, the horror of it all! We had such wonderful monsters. They were scary but comforting. An evil far removed from us. But now the monsters are beginning to look more and more like you and me.

Mmmmmm, romance! This is what the movies have always been about. Sexy stuff. The genre doesn't matter. And the focus of Hollywood's seduction has always been you.

How 'bout a little adventure? It's a jungle out there. And you and I both know you're no Tarzan. But you can be that in the movies. Stop feeling helpless; go save the day.

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