Pheobe's Songs-
animals.au (80KB)

dont.au (80KB)

Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo!
Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo!
The farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up,
And that's how we get hamburgers! Nowwwwww chickens!!
There'll be times when you get older,
And you'll want to sleep with people
Just to make them like you,
But DON'T!!
Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna to do...EVERYBODY!!
That's another thing that you don't wanna to do.
cremated.au (80KB)

shower.au (80KB)

And my mother's ashes,
Even her eylashes
Are resting in a little yellow jaaaa-aaar
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
And tegrin spelled backward is 'nirget'.
jingle.au (80KB)

undrwear.au (80KB)

Jingle bitch screwed me over,
Go to hell jingle whore,
Go to hell, go to hell, go to     h-h-hell!!
Crazy underwear, creeping up my butt,
Crazy underwear, always in a rut,
Crazy underwear!
tony.au (80KB)

goats.au (80KB)

Little Tony Tarzan,
Swinging on a nose hair,
Swinging with the greatest of ease!
Parading goats are parading,
Parading down the street.
Parading goats are parading,
Leaving little treats!
snowman.au (80KB)

holidays.au (80KB)

I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchen',
How was I suppose to know that my mum was dead in the kitchen.
La la la la la la la
Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap,
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap,
Said all you need is to write them a song,
Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to singalong,
No don't sing a long.
Monica, Monica, have a happy Honica!
Saw Santa Clause he said hello to Ross,
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy!
And Rachel and Chandler .....(mumbles!)

babies.au (80KB)

They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch,
Soon they'll grow up and resent you so much,
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why,
You cry and you cry and you cry!
It only takes two heart attacks,
To finally make you see,
One of them won't do it,
But the other one will set you freeeee!
Tell all your hate and anger,
It's time to say goodbye,
And that's what I will do
As soon as those bastards I work for die!!
la la la la la!!

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