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Quotes & Sounds- ROSS: You looked? You never look. You just answer. It's gotta be a reflex. "Do I look fat?" "No!" "Is she prettier than me?" "No!" JOEY:You know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts anytime they want. Just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me! CAROL: We're getting married. ROSS: As in "I now pronounce you wife and wife" married? ROSS: (To Monica) Hey I married a lesbian to make you look good! JOEY: It's not like we agreed to live together forever. We're not Bert and Ernie! ROSS: (To Chandler) Since you saw her boobies, I think you're going to have to show her your pee-pee. RACHEL: C'mon, he's right, tit for tat. CHANDLER: Well, I'm not showing you my tat. RACHEL: Chandler Bing, it's time to see your thing. RACHEL: My God! These are incredible! How come I've never had these before? PHEOBE: Oh I don't make them very often. It isn't fair to the other cookies. PHEOBE: Now go away so we can talk about you. JOEY: How young is Young Ethan? MONICA: He's our age CHANDLER: When we were.....? CHANDLER: She's amazing! She makes the women I dream about look like short, fat, bald men" ROSS: The doctor got the 'K' out. They also found a 'M' and an 'O'. CHANDLER: We think he was trying to spell out monkey. RACHEL: Men can pee standing up! CHANDLER: We can? Okay, I'm trying that. JOEY: I can't sleep in my underwear. CHANDLER: Well, you're gonna. RACHEL:Ohhhh, I'm a man. Oooh. I have a penis. Oooh, I have to win money to exert my power over women. ROSS: Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn't look happy. RACHEL: Hey, Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp. CHANDLER: Neat. I'm gonna die alone! RACHEL: Okay, you win. JOEY:She's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinkin' 'Cha-chiiing! RACHEL: Oh I'm sorry did my back hurt your knife? :) |
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JOEY: Monica, relax. Go get a beer. MONICA: I don't want a beer. JOEY: Who said it was for you? |
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JOEY:She wants to have sex with me. CHANDLER: Crazy bitch! |
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RACHEL: Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-couch, spit-on-you-neck fantastic? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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CHANDLER: I got her machine. JOEY: Her answering machine? CHANDLER: No, interestingly enough her leaf blower picked up. |
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CHANDLER: She's amazing! She makes the women I dream about look like short, fat, bald men" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||