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ROSS: You looked? You never look. You just answer. It's gotta be a reflex. "Do I look fat?" "No!" "Is she prettier than me?" "No!"
JOEY:You know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts anytime they want. Just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me!
CAROL: We're getting married.
ROSS: As in "I now pronounce you wife and wife" married?
ROSS: (To Monica) Hey I married a lesbian to make you look good!
JOEY: It's not like we agreed to live together forever. We're not Bert and Ernie!
ROSS: (To Chandler) Since you saw her boobies, I think you're going to have to show her your pee-pee.
RACHEL: C'mon, he's right, tit for tat.
CHANDLER: Well, I'm not showing you my tat.
RACHEL: Chandler Bing, it's time to see your thing.
RACHEL: My God! These are incredible! How come I've never had these before?
PHEOBE: Oh I don't make them very often. It isn't fair to the other cookies.
PHEOBE: Now go away so we can talk about you.
JOEY: How young is Young Ethan?
MONICA: He's our age
CHANDLER: When we were.....?
CHANDLER: She's amazing! She makes the women I dream about look like short, fat, bald men"
ROSS: The doctor got the 'K' out. They also found a 'M' and an 'O'.
CHANDLER: We think he was trying to spell out monkey.
RACHEL: Men can pee standing up!
CHANDLER: We can? Okay, I'm trying that.
JOEY: I can't sleep in my underwear.
CHANDLER: Well, you're gonna.
RACHEL:Ohhhh, I'm a man. Oooh. I have a penis. Oooh, I have to win money to exert my power over women.
ROSS: Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn't look happy.
RACHEL: Hey, Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp.
CHANDLER: Neat. I'm gonna die alone!
RACHEL: Okay, you win.
JOEY:She's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinkin' 'Cha-chiiing!
RACHEL: Oh I'm sorry did my back hurt your knife?
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MONICA: I don't want a beer.
JOEY: Who said it was for you?
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CHANDLER: No, interestingly enough her leaf blower picked up.
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