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Adjusting your set
Batting Practice
Being your own best friend
Changing your oil
Choking your chicken
Cooking some sheet meat
Dishonorable discharge
Doing some rapid one-arm pull-ups
Emptying the payload
Fathering some pleasure
Firing your squirt gun
Fist-kebabing
Freeing your willies
Getting your palm red
Going back to nature
Gunning the motor
Hitting the batsman
Homecoming
Honing the bone
Ironing the wrinkles
Junior olympic pole vaulting
Knuckling your knob
Launching the hand shuttle
Lectrifying the cattle prod
Letting some air out of your tire
Manning the cockpit
Mashing the monster
Massaging your colon
Measuring for condoms
Milking your banana
Peeling the carrot
Playing hand hockey
Playing the pipe organ
Pud Wrestling
Roasting your weiner
Rolling your jam joint
Roughing up the suspect
Self-whitting
Sending out the troops
Shaking the thermometer
Shining your helmet
Shifting gears
Shooting some seeds
Snake charming
Soloing
Spanking your monkey
Spear fishing
Speed kneading
Spreading the mayo
Squeezing out the toothpaste
Staff meeting
Taking a shake break
Taming your snake
Threading the needle
Throttle the bottle
Tossing the javelin
Tugging the tapioca tube
Tuning the antenna
Virtual sex
Visting Mr. O
Walking the log
Wedding rehearsal
Whitewater wristing
Well, that's a new one