• Adjusting your set
  • Batting Practice
  • Being your own best friend
  • Changing your oil
  • Choking your chicken
  • Cooking some sheet meat
  • Dishonorable discharge
  • Doing some rapid one-arm pull-ups
  • Emptying the payload
  • Fathering some pleasure
  • Firing your squirt gun
  • Fist-kebabing
  • Freeing your willies
  • Getting your palm red
  • Going back to nature
  • Gunning the motor
  • Hitting the batsman
  • Homecoming
  • Honing the bone
  • Ironing the wrinkles
  • Junior olympic pole vaulting
  • Knuckling your knob
  • Launching the hand shuttle
  • Lectrifying the cattle prod
  • Letting some air out of your tire
  • Manning the cockpit
  • Mashing the monster
  • Massaging your colon
  • Measuring for condoms
  • Milking your banana
  • Peeling the carrot
  • Playing hand hockey
  • Playing the pipe organ
  • Pud Wrestling
  • Roasting your weiner
  • Rolling your jam joint
  • Roughing up the suspect
  • Self-whitting
  • Sending out the troops
  • Shaking the thermometer
  • Shining your helmet
  • Shifting gears
  • Shooting some seeds
  • Snake charming
  • Soloing
  • Spanking your monkey
  • Spear fishing
  • Speed kneading
  • Spreading the mayo
  • Squeezing out the toothpaste
  • Staff meeting
  • Taking a shake break
  • Taming your snake
  • Threading the needle
  • Throttle the bottle
  • Tossing the javelin
  • Tugging the tapioca tube
  • Tuning the antenna
  • Virtual sex
  • Visting Mr. O
  • Walking the log
  • Wedding rehearsal
  • Whitewater wristing

    Well, that's a new one