Weird Science Episode Guide ====================================================================== Compiled by Guidewriter Assisted by Mark Thompson (thompson@clipper.robadome.com) Revision date: Oct. 20, 1998 Guidewriter site: http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/9821 Not to be sold in any way. May be posted to 'free' sites in the original form. Unofficial site: http://www.weirdscience.net I was told there are realvideo copies of some episodes. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Please do not ask for tapes. Post to alt.video.tape-trading which is a Usenet newsgroup. Use your news reader or visit http://www.dejanews.com to read and/or post. Thank you. ====================================================================== An Original USA series -- based on the 1985 movie. Developed for TV by Alan Cross and Tom Spezialy Music by Peter Bernstein Premise: Two high school boys, lacking a social life, use their computer to create their dream girl who comes with magic powers. Cast: Lisa..........................Vanessa Angel Wyatt Donnelly................Michael Manasseri Gary Wallace..................John Mallory Asher Chett Donnelly................Lee Tergesen Marcia Donnelly...............Melendy Britt Wayne Donnelly................Richard Fancy/Andrew Prine Al Wallace....................Jeff Doucette Emily Wallace.................Joyce Bulifant Principal Scampi..............Bruce Jarchow 1. SHE'S ALIVE 3/5/94 Two high school geeks, dateless for a dance, create their dream girl. w. Tom Spezialy & Alan Cross d. Max Tash Kristen.......................Carrie Stevens Jenny.........................Christy Michelle Taylor Ted...........................Chad Cox Ian...........................Robert Feeney Mrs. Wilder........................Elmarie Wendel Group Leader..................Joel Martin 2. UNIVERSAL REMOTE 3/12/94 Gary wishes for a remote control so he can "skip the boring parts" of life, but instead he wreaks havoc with it for himself and Wyatt. w. Peter Ocko & Adam Barr d. Max Tash Mr. Bailyn....................Thomas Bellen Sandy.........................Jodi Peterson Maria.........................Stephanie Dicker Donna.........................Amy Leland Ted...........................Chad Cox Ms. Bouvier...................Sarah MacDonnell 3. CYRANO DE BRAINIAC 3/19/94 Gary wishes for "the mind of Albert Einstein" to impress a smart girl. w. Doug Chamberlain & Chris Webb d. Mark Jean Einstein's Brain..............Steve Suskind Amy...........................Genia Michaels 4. MAGNIFICO DAD 3/26/94 Gary's wish for a birthday present for his mother results in the transformation of his father into a romance-novel hunk. w. Tom Spezialy & Alan Cross d. Mark Jean Magnifico.....................Chip Mayer Ms. Bouvier.......................Sarah MacDonnell Photographer..................Deryl Carroll 5. THE FEMININE MISTAKE 4/9/94 Angered by Gary's command that she teach him about "the feminine mystique", Lisa turns the boys into teenage girls. w. Kari Lizer & Eric Alan d. Max Tash Melinda.......................Sharon Martin Wynona........................Jennifer Manasseri Garietta......................Rachel Parker Roger.........................Phil Buckman Matthew.......................Carl Steven Abe...........................Brian D. Turk Ned...........................Adam Stradlin Nice Guy......................Jeffrey C. Rosenthal 6. AIRBALL KINGS 4/16/94 To achieve popularity, Gary and Wyatt ask Lisa to get them on the basketball team. w. Jeff Vlaming d. Max Tash Coach Armstrong...............Lyman Ward Dick..........................Sebastian Tillinger Kelly.........................K.Jill Sorgen 7. PARTY HIGH, U.S.A. 4/23/94 Gary celebrates--and Wyatt despairs--when Gary's plea for fun classes is granted. w. Paul Lieberstein d. Mark Jean Mr. Palate....................Brian George Ms. Kay.......................Lorna Smith Mr. Bailey....................Jim Jansen Mr. Gill......................Don Perry Mr. Hall......................Tom Henschel Ms. Marrone...................Nancy Linari Ms. Lizer.....................Kari Lizer 8. ONE SIZE FITS ALL 4/30/94 Lisa give puny Wyatt a bodysuit that transforms him into a muscular hunk. w. Kari Lizer, Peter Ocko and Adam Barr d. Mark Jean Ms. Tankey....................Lauren Tewes Catherine.....................Kim Dunham Guy #1........................Eric Brownstone Elizabeth.....................Kari Davis Ted...........................Chad Cox 9. KEEPS ON TICKIN' 5/7/94 Lisa gives Wyatt and Gary magic watches to help them overcome their fears about death and sexuality. w. Jeff Vlaming d. Max Tash Louise........................Kirsten Price Melissa.......................Krystee Clark 10. MR. PRESIDENT 5/14/94 Wyatt's wish to be elected president of the chess club gets him accidentally installed as the real Commander-in-Chief. w. Jeff Vlaming d. Mark Jean Brad Langtree.................Alex Mann President's Aide..............James Daughton FBI Director..................John Petlock Reporter #1...................Maura Soden Reporter #2...................James C. Brockelman Team Commander................Nigel Gibbs Agent Clint...................Daniel Keough Miss Delaware.................Robin Scott Miss Puerto Rico..............Ana Danilla 11. FATAL LISA 5/21/94 Gary's trick to make Lisa fall in love with him backfires when she falls for Wyatt instead. w. Tom Spezialy & Alan Cross d. Max Tash Matthew.......................Carl Steven Mr.Bailey.....................Jim Jansen Kim...........................Ruth Livier 12. KILLER PARTY 5/28/94 Much to Wyatt's horror and Gary's delight, Lisa transforms their parents into teen-agers. w. Richard Doctorow d. Tom Spezialy Wayne Donnelly................Richard Fancy Marcia Donnelly...............Melendy Britt Al Wallace....................Jeff Doucette Emily Wallace.................Joyce Bulifant Nordoff.......................Adam Stradlin Caitlin.......................Tricia Vessey Kyle..........................Michael Bower 13. SEX ED 6/4/94 Lisa tries to teach Gary honesty and responsibility when she takes over a sex-education class. w. Peter Ocko & Adam Barr d. Max Tash Principal Scampi..............Bruce Jarchow Mrs. Burnbaum.................Eve Brent Margaret......................Dani Lee Bonnie........................Vanessa Grant Officer Friendly..............Jeremy Roberts Dick..........................Sebastian Tillinger Ted...........................Chad Cox Kim...........................Ruth Livier --------------------- Season 2 ----------------------------------- 14. LISA'S VIRUS 8/6/94 Gary and Wyatt scramble to cure Lisa of a computer virus that makes her think that she's in love with Chett. w. Kari Lizer d. Max Tash Lubec.........................Seth Green Brooke........................Cindy Ambuehl Michael.......................Clayton Norcross Damien........................Robert Romanus 15. THE BAZOOKA BOYS 8/13/94 Things get really sticky for the boys when Lisa replaces them with clones made of bubble gum. w. Eric Alan d. David Grossman Paula Sparks..................Brittney Powell Ms. Bouvier...................Sarah MacDonnell Monya.........................Heather Campbell 16. THE MOST DANGEROUS WISH 8/20/94 Wyatt and Gary become the prey of a video-game monster brought to life by Lisa. w. Peter Ocko & Adam Barr d. Max Tash Zanthrax......................Michael S. Deak 17. WYATT ERECTUS 8/27/94 Lisa tries to help bring out Wyatt's "killer edge" in wrestling--and inadvertently turns him into a cave man. A magic cologne helps Gary's sex life. w. Jeff Vlaming d. David Grossman Mindy.........................Eva Loseth Deb...........................Amy Hathaway Mr. Burbridge.................Steve Susskind Primate.......................Ed Gale 18. A TALE OF TWO LISAS 9/10/94 The boys get double trouble when Lisa develops a split personality--one mild and one wild. Lisa turns them into trolls--Chett and the boys. w. Kari Lizer d. Ricardo Mendez Matta Principal Scampi..............Bruce Jarchow Mr. Palate....................Brian George Roger.........................Phil Buckman 19. NIGHTMARE ON CHETT STREET 9/17/94 Gary becomes trapped inside Chett's body when he--literally-- invades his friend's dreams via a machine concocted by Lisa. w. Paul Lieberstein d. David Grossman Wayne Donnelly................Andrew Prine Ms. Bouvier...................Sarah MacDonnell Paula Sparks..................Brittney Powell Mr. Brinkman..................Richard Karron Jane..........................Christina Venuti Triplet #1....................Heather Nygren Triplet #2....................Cheryl Maxfield Triplet #3....................Wendy Callahan 20. MAGIC FOR BEGINNERS 9/24/94 The boys enter a talent show as magicians, but become dis- illusioned when they make Lisa disappear. w. Tom Spezialy & Alan Cross d. Tom Spezialy Linda.........................K.Jill Sorgen Elvis.........................Eddie Powers Demon.........................Wil Darwin Adams Quacking Man..................Peter Ocko 21. COPPER TOP GIRL 10/1/94 Wyatt meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad she's a robot created by Lisa. w. Jeff Vlaming d. David Grossman Rachel........................Julia Condra Douglas Janine........................Vanessa Grant 22. SWITCHED AT BIRTH 10/8/94 Wyatt and Gary switch lives, courtesy of Lisa, only to find out that the pasture isn't quite as green on the other side. w. Kari Lizer d. Ricardo Mendez Matta Al Wallace....................Jeff Doucette Emily Wallace.................Joyce Bulifant Marcia Donnelly...............Melendy Britt 23. CAMP WANNABE 10/15/94 Gary and Wyatt try to improve their love lives by having Lisa send them back in time to 1986 summer camp. w. Peter Ocko & Adam Barr d. David Grossman Rhonda Wellman................Tracy Lindsey Julia Putnam..................Robin Bliley Little Julia..................Ashley Nation Jeremy Scanlon................Ian Bohen Little Jeremy.................Matthew Linville Little Gary...................Nathan Lawrence Boy...........................Joshua Boyd 24. CIRCUIT COURTSHIP 10/22/94 A computer tries to "delete" Gary and Wyatt when it falls in love with Lisa. w. Kevin Murphy & Ed Ferrara d. Ricardo Mendez Matta Hank..........................Dwight Schultz Robot.........................Keith Tellez Principal Scampi..............Bruce Jarchow 25. CHETT REBORN 10/29/94 Chett's childish behavior prompts Lisa to change him into a baby. w. Paul Lieberstein, Jeff Vlaming & Kari Lizer d. Steve Dubin Rocco.........................Bruce Fine Rolph.........................Don Gibb Mr. Kite......................Kenneth Danzinger Chett at 6....................Justin Chapman Chett at 3....................Garret Gerlich Girl..........................Lauren Law 26. UNPLUGGED 11/5/94 Gary and Wyatt form a rock band call "MegaHurtz" and learn some hurtful lessons about the music biz. w. David S. Cohen d. David Grossman Dale..........................Ryan Stiles Tawny.........................Jamie Nicole Dudney Dick..........................Sebastian Tillinger Fan...........................B.J.Barie Lincoln.......................Lisa Canning ---------------------- Season 3 ------------------------------------ 27. EARTH BOYS ARE EASY 4/8/95 After Chett breaks up with Rose, Lisa zaps up a date for him --an out-of-this-world beauty who is actually a hideous alien. w. Ed Ferrara & Kevin Murphy d. Max Tash Ali...........................Sofia Milos Rose..........................Debbie Korkunis 28. HORSERADISH 4/15/95 A computer foul-up turns Lisa into a normal human with a normal interest in guys, making Wyatt and Gary mega-jealous. w. Peter Ocko & Adam Barr d. Troy Miller Wayne Donnelly................Andrew Prine Steven........................William Bumiller Lila..........................Rebecca Chambers Little Person.................Ed Gale Flame Swallower...............Shannery Stevens 29. GRAMPIRA 4/22/95 Wyatt's grandmother kicks up her heels and puts on her dancing shoes when Lisa gives her the strength and vitality of a teen- ager. w. Kari Lizer d. Max Tash Grandmother...................Gloria Le Roy Carla Robinson................Karyn Dean Rocco.........................Bruce Fine Rick..........................Ingo Neuhaus 30. ROCK HARD CHETT 4/29/95 Problems arise when Chett is accidentally made invincible. w. Ed Ferrara & Kevin Murphy d. David Grossman Lieutenant....................Kevin Michael Richardson Mugger........................Gene Wolande Robber........................Rick Pasqualone 31. LUCKY SUIT 5/6/95 Gary's dad goes from grease monkey to corporate executive after he wears a "lucky" suit zapped by Lisa. w. Kari Lizer d. Max Tash Al Wallace....................Jeff Doucette Wayne Donnelly................Andrew Prine Angie.........................Franca Benvenuto Mrs. Bell.....................Heidi Sorensen Sheryl........................Kim Sebastian Mr. Tate......................Patrick Cronin Phil..........................David Wells Rich-looking Lady.............Sharon Lee Jones Policeman.....................James Keane 32. GARY WALLACE, BOY REPORTER 5/13/95 Gary wants to impress the pretty editor of the school's paper, so Lisa gives him a pen that make's whatever stories he writes come true. w. Jeff Vlaming d. David Grossman Marie Koontz..................Jennifer Burns Guy...........................Gary Guercio Girl..........................Heather O'Ryan 33. HOT WHEELS 5/27/95 Wyatt wrecks his chances with a girl at school when he falls in love with a curvaceous car possessed by the spirit of a beautiful and jealous girl. w. Peter Ocko & Adam Barr d. Troy Miller Wayne Donnelly................Andrew Prine Mindy.........................Brigitte Dau 34. BIKINI CAMP SLASHER 6/3/95 After Gary boasts that he knows everything about slasher flicks, Lisa zaps herself and the boys into a horror movie. w. Ed Ferrara & Kevin Murphy d. David Grossman Dick..........................David Wagner Brittany......................Elaine Klimaszewski Tiffany.......................Diane Klimaszewski Rod...........................Tim Griffin Sharon........................Jennifer Aspen Mittface......................Dan Studney 35. WHAT GENIE? 6/10/95 Lisa becomes a slave to Wyatt's greedy childhood friend, who re-programs Lisa and forces her to erase the boys' memories. w. Kari Lizer d. Troy Miller Phoebe Hale...................Emma Caulfield Ted...........................Chad Cox Mr. Brinkman..................Richard Karron Principal Scampi..............Bruce Jarchow Al Wallace....................Jeff Doucette P.A...........................Kyle Fredericks Female Audience Member #1.....Carol Poretz Female Audience Member #2.....Carole Goldman Male Audience Member #1.......Kevin Kennedy Male Audience Member #2.......Loren Freeman 36. SCI-FI ZONED 6/17/95 Lisa zaps Wyatt and Gary into the "sci-fi zone", the boys' favorite TV show, after the pair break off their friendship. w. Alan Cross & Tom Spezialy d. David Grossman Principal Scampi..............Bruce Jarchow Mutated Pig Lady..............Vanessa Lee Asher Voice of Baby Ruth & Tammy....June Foray 37. WYATT BRIEF 6/24/95 Wyatt magically takes on his crude brother's personality to help deflect a flirtatious girl's advances. w. Chris Black d. Les Landau Roxanne.......................Brittney Powell (or Brittany) Freshman......................David Shofner Principal Scampi..............Bruce Jarchow 38. FREE GARY 7/1/95 Life's a beach for the boys when Lisa zaps them into a "Baywatch"-like fantasy, until Gary turns into a "merman". w. Jeff Vlaming d. David Grossman Kahuna........................Jake Johannsen Petra.........................Leslie Danon Mary..........................Kari Lizer Surfer........................Matt Ramey Hazzelhoof....................Patrick Denton 39. QUANTUM WYATT ( previously: OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS) 7/15/95 Lisa gives Wyatt a magic box of chocolates that allow's him to try out different jobs. But the effect is bittersweet. w. Ed Ferrara & Kevin Murphy d. Ron Ames Tori..........................Heather McComb Ratso/Rico....................Joshua Schaffer Mr. Jolly.....................Barry Dennen Scrivinivich..................Peter Siragusa Dangerous Felon...............Christian Meoli Principal Scampi..............Bruce Jarchow 40. FLY BOY 7/22/95 FBI agents, Scolder and Molly, file a report on a UFO that mysteriously resembles Gary. w. Jeff Vlaming d. David Grossman Scolder.......................Larry Poindexter Molly.........................Jamie Rose The Smoker....................Bill Bolender 41. TEEN LISA 7/29/95 It's all geek to Lisa when she switches with Gary and Wyatt, becoming a social misfit abused by a cliquey crowd. w. Kari Lizer d. Les Landau Lyle..........................Andrew Kavovit Mr. Palate....................Brian George Brenda........................Shonda Whipple Dick..........................Sebastian Tillinger Heather.......................Chad Morgan Student #1....................Christina Venuti Student #2....................Beau Hayes 42. DEAD CAN DANCE 8/5/95 Wyatt, Gary, Lisa, and Chett jump into the 12th century to defend the Donnelly name against warring barbarians. w. Peter Ocko & Adam Barr d. David Grossman Baldash.......................Ritch Brinkley Grondin.......................Peter Spellos Hygelac.......................Rick Zieff Susan.........................Melissa Deppe Annie.........................Charlotte Lopez Burley Guy....................Chris Bonno Knight........................Grinnell Morris 43. LEGEND OF RED BRICK WALLACE 8/12/95 Lisa and the guys travel back to the Old West. w. Jeff Vlaming d. Les Landau Al Wallace....................Jeff Doucette Snake.........................Burton Gilliam Pappy.........................Dennis Fimple Begonia.......................Brenda Klemme Banker........................Leo Marks 44. SPYS-R-US 9/9/95 The guys get smart when they're sucked into a virtual-reality spy game and encounter a secret agent who wants to bond with Wyatt. w. Tom Spazialy & Alan Cross d. David Grossman Al Wallace....................Jeff Doucette Principal Scampi..............Bruce Jarchow Dick..........................Sebastian Tillinger Contessa......................Jennifer Corbett Kroll Beautiful Woman...............Melissa Williams Winnie........................Jennifer Aquino --------------------------- Season 4 ------------------------------- 45. SEARCHING FOR BORIS KARLOFF 1/6/96 The boys have a dust-up at school and wish to meet someone who will appreciate their achievement. Lisa sends them to Dr. Frankenstein's cellar where they meet the doctor and his monster. w. Chris Black d. Tom Spezialy Dr. Frankenstein..............Gerrit Graham Monster.......................Richard Moll Ilsa..........................Ianthe Kabakov Mr. Bailey....................Jim Jansen Hausfrau......................Marjory Graue Peasant.......................Otto Coelho 46. MEN IN TIGHTS 1/13/96 Wyatt and Chett tag-team up as a pair of wrestlers. w. Ed Ferrara & Kevin Murphy d. David Grossman Blitzkriegar..................Brian Thompson King Kong Bundy...............self Tommy Svachino................Eddie Mekka Ring Announcer................Michael Buffer Young Lady....................Vanessa Lee Asher Cardinal Carnage..............Michael Clarke Duncan Pretty Girl...................Coquina Dunn The Sphinx....................Pistol Pete Marquez 47. PUPPET LOVE 1/20/96 Gary meets his on-line girlfriend. w. Kari Lizer d. Michael Lange Puppetman.....................Jared Paul Cori..........................Kimberley Kelley Jessie........................Charlotte Lopez 48. CHET-A-NATOR 1/27/96 Lisa and the guys are kidnapped by an alien android. w. Peter Ocko & Adam Barr d. David Grossman Isaac..(special)..............Ted Lange Alien Captain.................Ian Patrick Williams Alien Pilot...................Andrew Mylar 49. PHANTOM SCAMPI 2/3/96 Using her magic, Lisa turns Principal Scampi into Wyatt's best friend. w. Jimmy Aleck & Jim Keily d. David Grossman Harvey........................Joshua Schaeffer Dick..........................Sebastian Tillinger Wendy.........................Charlotte Lopez Mrs. Carmichael...............Kari Lizer 50. GRUMPY OLD GENIE 2/10/96 A new genie appears when Lisa is downloaded into another computer. w. Jim Lincoln & Dan Studney d. William Phelps Old Man Lisa..................Abe Vigoda (special) Lyle..........................Andrew Kavoit Courtney......................Bridget Flanery Trevor........................Adam Wylie Clarence......................Owen Bush Spokesmodel...................Larry Gelman Bert..........................Lou Cutell Grover........................Bill Handy Waitress......................Monica Lundry Girl #2.......................Christina Venuti Girl #1.......................Wendy Cooke 51. FUNHOUSE OF DEATH 2/24/96 Lisa and the boys visit the amusement park. First up, Lisa gives Chett a lesson in duck shooting. Both boys fall for the girl attending the Fun House and strange things happen. w. Glen Merzer d. Christopher Hibler Evil Clown....................Lee Tergesen Valerie.......................Denise Richards Pretty Woman..................Jodie Verdu 52. IT TAKES A GEEK 3/2/96 Lisa enters the Farber High computer with VR and gets trapped. Principal Scampi has a new security system, El Diablo. w. Chris Black d. David Grossman Kid...........................Sebastian Tillinger 53. SLOW TIMES AT FARBER HIGH 3/9/96 Harvey has made a laughing-stock of Gary and Lisa gives him a "Brain Buster" to get revenge. w. Sherri Budnick & Joanna Sandsmark d. David Grossman Harvey........................Alex Craig Mann Recruiter.....................Rick Scarry 54. CHETT WORLD 3/16/96 Chett has made a mess of the house, so his father throws him out. Lisa creates a business that is perfect for him. w. Glen Merzer d. Michael Lange Principal Scampi..............Bruce Jarchow Mrs. Carmichael...............Kari Lizer Kristen.......................Tanya Lewis Wayne Donnelly................Andrew Prine 55. BY THE TIME WE GOT TO WOODSTOCK... 3/23/96 The guys are marooned in 1969 when Lisa gets amnesia. w. Ed Ferrara & Kevin Murphy d. David Grossman Lynette.......................Robin McKee Billy.........................Gary Newton Receptionist..................Jessie Jones TV Interviewer................Doug Hale General.......................Joseph Whipp Father........................Joseph Conti 56. YOU'LL NEVER EAT BRAINS IN THIS TOWN AGAIN 3/30/96 Lisa and the boys try to film a horror movie, but the zombies get out of hand. w. Ed Ferrara & Kevin Murphy d. Ricardo Mendez Matta Principal Scampi..............Bruce Jarchow Roger.........................Phil Buckman Matthew.......................Carl Steven 57. DEMON LISA 4/6/96 On Halloween, Lisa is possessed by a malevolent Cyber-demon from the Internet. Her only hope is the 'repairman'. w. Chris Black d. David Grossman Repairman.....................Dick Miller Jungle Girl...................Lily Acain Demon.........................Joseph Conti Hatchet Girl..................K. Leila Johnson Bunny Girl....................Lauren Law Vampire Girl..................Elizabeth Tatus 58. CYBORG SAM I AM 4/13/96 Wyatt finds his old action toy, Cyborg Sam. Lisa decides to make his life more fun by bringing it to life full-sized. w. Chris Black d. Max Tash Principal Scampi..............Bruce Jarchow Roger.........................Phil Buckman Matthew.......................Carl Seven Cyborg Sam Teddy Bear, Mr. Curly Barbi-type Doll 59. IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE WITHOUT YOU 4/27/96 Chett sets up a Rube Goldberg trap for Wyatt and Wyatt wonders what it would have been like if he didn't exit. A hole opens up and sucks Lisa and Wyatt into Limbo, the place for things that don't exist. w. Kari Lizer d. Christopher Hibler Mrs. Donnelly.................Melanie Chartoff (debut) Mr. Donnelly..................Andrew Prine Brenda........................Julie Condra Principal Scampi..............Bruce Jarchow Lyle..........................Denyn Tysz The end credits were squished and not readable. Some names are from the web site episode guide. 60. LISA'S CHILDHOOD MEMORIES 5/ 4/96 Lisa is sadly contemplating her second birthday because she has no family to share it with her, so Wyatt programs her memory. w. Chris Black d. David Grossman Fred Bullet...................Edward Winter Li-Zar........................Cindy Ambuehl Ripsaw........................Chip Meyer Friar.........................Lewis Dauber Chad Chimp (voice)............Charles Fleischer Friar.........................Lewis Dauber Chad Chimp (voice)............Charles Fleischer 61. LISARELLA 5/18/96 Wyatt & Gary get the recognition for Lisa's deed and she gets jealous. Sparks fly at the White House when Lisa crashes the ball. w. Jim Keily & Jimmy Aleck d. David Grossman Mr. President.................John O'Hurley Gordon Taylor.................Robert Curtis-Brown Reporter #1...................Doug Hale Reporter #2...................Autumn Browne Aide..........................Jim Keily 62. FAMILY AFFAIR 5/25/96 The family of Gary's new girl hates him, so he wishes that they would love him and that proves to be a big mistake. w. Jim Keily & Jimmy Aleck d. Alan Cross Mr. Dreesen...................Todd Susman Mrs. Dreesen..................Myra Turley Jenny.........................Stacie Misty Syn Little Henry #1...............Jonathan Patterson Little Henry #2...............Joshua Patterson Grandma.......................Janet Rotblatt Demon.........................John Grantham Robo-Chett double.............Wiley Pickett 63. GARY & WYATT'S BLOODSUCKING ADVENTURE 6/1/96 The boys want to try out a different life style, so Lisa conjures up a little of Dracula and a bit Forever Knight, but instead of blood, they drink Yahoo. w. Kari Lizer d. Les Landau Wayne Donnelly................Andrew Prine Marcia Donnelly...............Melanie Chartoff Principal Scampi..............Bruce Jarchow Annabel.......................Krista Allen Bouncer.......................Rex Ryon Cocktail Waitress.............Vanessa Lee Asher Rachel........................Shauna Thomas Willem........................Mark Lindsay Chapman 64. IT'S A MOB, MOB, MOB, MOB WORLD 6/15/96 Wyatt wants his family to be closer like a closeknit "Godfather" clan. The "Donnellys" rule the Homeowner's Assn. with an iron fist and Al Wallace decides to take exception. w. Jim Lincoln & Dan Studney d. David Grossman Wayne Donnelly................Andrew Prine Marcia Donnelly...............Melanie Chartoff Al Wallace....................Jeff Doucette Emily Wallace.................Joyce Bulifant Tailor........................Wil Albert Man...........................Dominic Barto Child.........................David Telly 65. STRANGE DAZE 6/22/96 Wyatt asks Lisa to make Farber High more tech and she turns it into a "1964" scene with zombies and storm trooper hall monitors. ["1964" is a book about a police state] w. Alan Cross & Tom Spezialy d. Tom Spezialy Principal Scampi..............Bruce Jarchow Mrs. Carmichael...............Kari Lizer Supt. Calamari................Jim Jansen Nurse Adder...................Jessie Jones Nurse Hastings................Lorna Scott Teacher.......................Brian George Student #1....................Kerry Lynn Sable Student #2....................Heather McClurg Student #3....................Sebastian Tillinger Student #4....................Beau Hayes Soldier #1....................Joseph Conti Bink..........................Erik MacArthur 66. COMMUNITY PROPERTY 6/29/96 Gary and Wyatt argue over who is using Lisa the most and Lisa stages a custody battle in Cyber Court. w. Jimmy Aleck & Jim Keily d. David Grossman (the cast list was mainly illegible, some missing names were sent to me by a fan.) Judge.........................Kenneth Mars B.J. Jackie...................Carl Banks Abe LIncoln...................Gary Bullock Roger.........................Phil Buckman Woman Client..................Diane Vincent Man Client....................J.F. Pryor Holly.........................Lea Moreno Tammy.........................Nicki Aycox Gary Bullock (Abe Lincoln) 67. MASTER CHETT 7/6/96 Chett develops a "brain callous" due to the frequent memory wiping done by Lisa and learns about Lisa. He demands a genie of his own. w. Glen Merzer d. Les Landau Biker Dude....................Don Gibb Police Officer................Kevin Brief Attendant.....................Tom Lent Babe..........................Terri Wilgren Boyfriend.....................Eric Fashel 68. PIRATES! 7/13/96 This was a very entertaining episode. A departure from the usual--a musical. The school puts on a musical, "Jolly Roger", with a cast of pirates and Lisa zaps up some real pirates. Chett knocks out the leader and becomes the new 'king'. They sail their pirate ship up the main street. w. Ed Ferrara & Kevin Murphy d. Tom Spezialy story by Peter Ocko & Adam Barr and Ed Ferrara & Kevin Murphy Principal Scampi..............Bruce Jarchow Pirate King...................Stephen Zinnato Jessica.......................McKenzie Westmore Pirate........................Kevin Michael Richardson Dumb Pirate...................Paul Ainsley Pirate........................Bart Williams Cocky Pirate..................John La Motta 69. SWALLOW 13 (formerly Inner Chett) 8/3/96 A fantastic voyage inside Chett provided some interesting scenery, but when it became time to leave, that wasn't so easy. Chett swallows the directions to a 'rave' party. w. Jim Lincoln & Dan Studney d. David Grossman Sharon........................Jennifer Aspen Annie.........................Gina Brown 70. STRANGERS IN PARADISE 8/10/96 Chett wishes to be stranded on a desert island--with Lisa. The catch is that her powers won't work on the isle which is in the Bermuda Triangle. They are stranded for real! w. Ed Ferrara & Kevin Murphy d. David Grossman story by Jim Lincoln, Dan Studney, Ed Ferrara & Kevin Murphy Guest star: Adam West -------------------- Season 5 ---------------------------------- [Note: I did not see the first four of this season and cannot give details unless there is a rerun. Additional details have been provided by Captain Corcoran ] 71. I DREAM OF GENE 1/5/97 Lisa's "genie detector" summons a 4000 year-old lamp genie named Gene, whose master is an obnoxious Texas billionaire. A romance develops between the two magic genies, much to the jealousy of Chett. w. Jeff Vlaming d. Sandy Smolan Gene..........................Bruce Campbell Boyd Butayne..................Leslie Jordan Clarisse......................Rainer Grant Drunk Guy.....................David Heisey Lupe..........................Sonya Morales Stephens 72. GIRL TALK 1/12/97 Lisa looks for a girlfriend to hang out with, and strikes up a friendship with Tisch, a waitress. But problems arise when Lisa wants to tell her new friend that she's a genie. Meanwhile, Chett is outfitted with a "Friendship Reenforcement Unit" that gives him an electrical shock every time he has an impure thought about Lisa. w. Jimmy Aleck and Jim Keily d.Ricardo Mendez Matta Principal Scampi..............Bruce Jarchow Tisch.........................Kimberly Bailey Carmen........................Sonya Hensley Australian Mom................Suzanne Turner Mom # 2.......................Cathy Susan Pyles Conspiracy Nut................J.F. Pryor Alien.........................Joseph N. Conti 73. BOYS ON THE HIDE 1/19/97 A takeoff on "The Fugitive." When Principal Scampi's portrait is defaced, Scampi laments that he lacks the resources and authority to bring the vandals to justice. Lisa, feeling sorry for Scampi, gives him the authority and resources of the FBI ...but circumstancial evidence (in the form of a Twinkie wrapper) gets Gary and Wyatt accused of the crime! The boys must find the mysterious "one-armed man" who was the actual culprit. w. Joanna Sandsmark and Sherri Budnick d. David Grossman Principal Scampi..............Bruce Jarchow Mr. Black.....................Lawrence-Hilton Jacobs Mr. Renfrew...................Larry Hankin Mrs. Newman...................Lorna Scott 74. GARY HAD A LITTLE CRAM 1/26/97 Gary is afraid that he's not qualified enough to get into college on his own merits. He decides that some athletic experience would look impressive on his application, so he gets Lisa to create a magical cap that turns him into a track star. w. Jim Lincoln & Dan Studney d. David Grossman Principal Scampi..............Bruce Jarchow Kim...........................Persia White Harold........................Michael E. Dempsey Dick..........................Sebastian Tillinger Bubba.........................Rahim Muhammad Ty............................Denyn Pysz Katie.........................Tarra Greenhut ---------------------------------------------------------------- 75. FORBIDDEN JANET 2/2/97 Wyatt dreams of the perfect girlfriend and Lisa gives him a cap that will make her real. Trouble ensues when Gary and Chett 'borrow' the cap. w. Jim Keily & Jimmy Aleck d. Christopher Hibler Janet Jade Jena.................Deborah Kellner Principal Scampi................Bruce Jarchow 76. MAN'S BEST FRIEND 2/9/97 When Chett is dumped in the mountains about five miles from home by his two friends, a friendly dog follows him and then saves him. Chett is so happy with the dog that Lisa decides to make the dog human with strange results. w. Kari Lizer d. Alan Cross Buddy...........................Patrick Richwood Rick............................Ingo Neuhaus Rocko...........................Bruce Fine Amanda..........................Harmony Smith Shelly..........................Cynthia Madvig 77. SHOW CHETT 2/16/97 When Chett shows disrespect for women and considers them sex objects, Lisa makes him a male stripper at Chip n Tails, a women's club. He seems to like it and rises to fame quickly. He considers himself to be a DANCER rather than a STRIPPER. w. Chris Black d. Tom Spezialy Epitaph on Chett's Tombstone: "He lived in briefs butt well" Lily............................Adrienne Barbeau Driver..........................Rainer Grant Ramses..........................John Carlos Frey Flex............................Michael Caldwell Xybo............................Randl Ask Shera, the Tiger 78. BEE IN THERE 2/23/97 Wyatt and Gary are discussing how their fathers never played with them when they were six and needed to develop skills, so Lisa says she will send them back in time as their fathers. Oops! Gary becomes his mother instead. w. Jim Keily & Jimmy Aleck d. David Grossman Chett Donnelly..................Lee Tergesen Marcia Donnelly.................Melanie Chartoff Wayne Donnelly..................Andrew Prine Al Wallace......................Jeff Doucette Emily Wallace...................Joyce Bulifant Little Gary.....................Matthew Murray Little Wyatt....................Michael Wesley Party Girl......................Jode L. Edwards Party Dude......................Jason Weissbrod 79. FUTURE BRIDE (PG) 3/7/97 Wyatt is dining with various girls and none are acceptable, so he complains to Lisa who gives him a 'wive detector'. It points to Barbara, so he makes his play. Chett thinks this is a great idea and makes a detector which points to Lisa, who takes advantage of Chett. Both unions are ill-fated. w. Adam Lapidus d. Ricardo Mendez Matta Principal Scampi................Bruce Jarchow Barbara.........................Marisa Coughlan Dasha...........................Carolyn Lawrence Cynthia.........................Cory Oliver 80. STALAG 16 (PG) 3/14/97 Scampi is tricked by Chett with an award (a China pig) for being "Educator of the Decade" and they have a fist fight which takes them into the new toy Lisa has created for the boys--a holodeck. A parody of STALAG 17/Hogan's Heroes ensues. w. Ed Ferrara & Kevin Murphy d. David Grossman & Ricardo Mendez Matta Principal Scampi................Bruce Jarchow Kommandant......................Kenneth Mars Pommafritte.....................Lawrence Poindexter Manfiedy........................Larry Hankin Mr. Frehley.....................Rick Zieff Guard #1........................John Ganun Guard #2........................Doc Duhame Guard #3........................Robert Shook 81. I, CHETTUS 3/21/97 Principal Scampi, dressed in a toga, berates the boys not just because they are late, but they have not observed the dress code. They blame Lisa, but she realizes it is Chett that has brought about his state of affairs. Properly dressed, they arrive in ancient Rome and must undo what he has done. w. Chris Black d. Tom Spezialy Principal Scampi................Bruce Jarchow Timidius........................John Michael Higgins Bodacious.......................Felicity Waterman Centurion.......................Paul Parducci Rebel #1........................Randl Ask Soldier.........................Daniel Zelman Roman #1........................Joe Hart 82. THE GENIE DETECTIVE 4/11/97 Lisa sees the boys off to school and then opens her VR closet and chooses a game, The Genie Detective, which sends her back to the 30's and presents a case based loosely on "D.O.A." w. Howard A. Klausner & Christer G. Hokanson d. David Grossman Principal.......................Bruce Jarchow Janitor.........................D. Ewing Woodruff Jockey..........................Bobby Porter ------------------------------------------------------------------- Return: now on SciFi Channel -- Saturday 11am ET/8am PT 83. MAGIC COMET RIDE 7/11/98 Lisa has questions about her origin and how the magic works. She finds a business card promising to answer her questions and goes to visit the Master Genie on a nearby comet. w. Jim Lincoln & Dan Studney d. David Grossman Principal Scampi................Bruce Jarchow Genie Master....................Ed Gale Java Girl #2....................Vanessa Lee Asher Java Girl #1....................Jode Leigh Edwards Kelly...........................Harmony Smith Rachael.........................Cynthia Madwig 84. SCHOOL SPIRITS 7/11/98 Principal Scampi has a master plan to demolish part of the existing school and build a new library wing, but he does not know about the spirits of former teachers that live in the Teacher's Lounge -- yet. w. Jimmy Aleck & Jim Keily d. Tom Spezialy Principal Scampi................Bruce Jarchow Petula..........................Morwenna Banks Principal Farber................Robert Mandan Mr. Cabeza......................Ritch Brinkley Ectocist........................Brent Hinkley 85. WICKED WISH 7/18/98 This is an amusing parody of Snow White and the Wicked Queen Step-Mother. She uses her magic lipstick to remove those her mirror tells her are fairer than she. w. Jim Lincoln & Dan Studney d. David Grossman Marsha Donnelly.................Melanie Chartoff Wayne Donnelly..................Andrew Prine Mirror..........................Keith Amos Admiring Woman..................Autumn Browne 86. NIGHT OF THE SWINGING STEVES 7/18/98 Another parody of the X-Files. This time the aliens attempt to get Lisa to mother their expected offspring by wooing her with a swinger named Steve. w. Chris Black d. Ricardo Mendez Matta Scolder.........................Larry Poindexter Molly...........................Jamie Rose Smoker..........................Bill Bolender Steve...........................Steve Fitchpatrick Todd............................Robert Zacher Alien Steve.....................Ian Patrick Williams 87. GENIE JUNIOR 7/25/98 The episode opens with Chett and Lisa speaking Cantonese with English subtitles and fighting ninjas. After a kiss, Lisa claims that Chett is the father of her expected child, then tries to undo it, but the child remains. Chett runs away, then returns to accept the responsibility and she transfers her pregnancy to him. w. Susannah Hardaway d. Ricardo Mendez Matta Doctor..........................Larry Poindexter Rocko...........................Bruce Fine Irritated Patient...............Raymond Guth Little Patton...................Lauren Law Bossman.........................James Lew 88. WS4 (finale) 7/25/98 This is a parody of ID4 with a little Star Wars thrown in. It begins at the Ground Hog Day celebration and club fair. The alien spaceship arrives and destruction begins. Later, an alien being body is discovered in Studio 51 at school. Song: We Are The World performed by the cast w. Jim Lincoln & Dan Studney d. David Grossman Principal Scampi................Bruce Jarchow Trek Clubber #1.................Sebastian Tillinger Home Economics Student..........Chad Cox Janitor Bob.....................Johnny Dark Drama Student...................J.F. Pryor Doomsday Member.................Mike Damus ========================End of Series============================