Heidi's Top 25 list of "You
Know Your Obsessed When. ."
1~You bring a weapon to school just in case someone
says Hanson is just "OK".
2~When you look at clouds, they remind you
of Hanson.
3~You used to have the most gorgeous blond
hair but then you heard Hanson likes brunettes so you died it brown.
So what if it's all ratty; you're a brunette!
Who cares?
4~When you play your MON CD, your dog, MMMBop
barks along with it.
5~You send Mattel a Barbie head with a note
attached that says: "If you don't make Hanson dolls, this is gonna be
you!"
6~One of your mottos for life is "Why have
friends when you can have Hanson?"
7~You sit REALLY close to the TV, just so you
can see the red, green and blue lines.
8~If anyone tried to shoot Hanson you would
jump in front of the bullet
9~You bought a telescope and spend countless
hours looking for Albertane
10~You legally change your name to
MadelineLucyJessicaAveryTaylorZacharyIsaacWalkerDianaMackenzieJohnnyJordanClarkeKatie
JamieAmyTenthousandroses.
11~You have a secret plan to get the whole
world into liking Hanson.
12~You seriously do Not find these funny any
more because they are So True!
13~The people at your local music store know
you're name because you call at least once a week asking if they got anything
new that's Hanson.
14~You bought a telescope and spend countless
hours looking for Albertane.
15~You sat at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere
waiting for the Man from Milwaukee.
16~You buy books if the author's name is Hanson
related, although the book has Nothing to do with them.
Examples: Brittany Taylor, Madeline
L'Engle, Lucy Sanchez . . .I've done that before, and I only buy 'Sally
Hansen' nail products.
17~You try not to listen to Hanson because
you get depressed thinking about the fact that you'll never meet them.
18~TicketMaster has told you off for calling
them so much asking about Hanson tickets.
14~You tell anyone that puts any CDs besides
Hanson into your CD player to stop contaminating it. What if they ruin
Tay's
sweet, soulful voice?! Mmmmmmm...Taylor!
15~Everytime time you watch Tulsa Tokyo and
The MON, or just any tapes of Hanson Performances you say whatever Hanson
says and do whatever they do at the same time as them.
16~You actually consider taking viagra so you
can see blue (as in Zac's fave colour)!
17~You miss your graduation because it's on
the same night as the Hanson concert. (of course!)
18~What's your last name again? You haven't
used it since you became "married" to your Hanson stuff.
19~You cried when you watched Rosie because
you think Alyssa is more obsessed than you. But then you ask
yourself, "Did she cry, scream or faint?
NO!!! Some fan she is!"
20~You have Hanson gotchies! (Nuff said!)
21~Your Anti Hanson brother hides your multitude
of Hanson CDs because he starts learning the words.
22~You sometimes have the urge to yell out,
"Ladies and gentlemen, WHERE'S THE LOVE?!" for no reason.
23~You get TONS of people from school to get
wristbands for the Hanson concert so you have a better chance of
SEEING HANSON, AHHHHHH!
24~You Only wear Hanson shirts to school, and
your in high school too! and you skip through the halls
singin' Mmmbop.
25~You write in your Diary everyday about how
your day went with Hanson.
O
Tay peoples. . . If you have done half or more of the above things on my
list. I suggest you seek further
help!
Here's a little
quote thats kinda neat, that I thought you should read:
" Issac, Taylor, Zachary are
normal human beings like the rest of us.
They're not just pop culture
gods, fashion models, or the love children of
every teenage girl in the nation.
They're normal mature teenagers who do
the stuff you or I do...hang
out at arcades, rollerblade, spend time with
friends, and eat at fast food
restaurants. But there's something else there,
something that can only be referred
to as God given- and that is the
blessing of musical talent."