There was a guard at a mental institution that was
watching the crazy people. He told them "I'll give $500 to the
one that can clap once."They all started to try to clap. They
were close to clapping and suddenly they all saw that someone
was very close and they all started going "Yay come on you can do
it your very close you can do it !!!"He tried it again and he
clapped. Everyone started yelling "Yaaayy!!!" And they all started
clapping.
There was a American, a Chinese, and a Mexican standing in
front of an elephant and a man .The man said "I'll give $100 to
the person who can make the elephant scream.The American says
"Scream elephant scream," but the elephant didn't do anything.The
Chinese tried but no luck. Then finally the Mexican tried. He got
a needle and poked the elephant and it screamed. The man said
"I'll give $100 to the person who can make the elephant shake his
head yes and no." The American said "Shake your head and say yes
and no."Still nothing. The Chinese held a peanut and said "I'll
give you a peanut if you shake your head yes and no." The elephant
ignored him. Then the Mexican came along and said "Remember me?"
The elephant nodded his head yes. "Do you want me to do the
same thing to you again?"the Mexican said. The elephant shook
his head no.
Pepito estaba en su clase y la maestra les dijo "Ninos
escriban una composicion sobre el sancudo." Todos empesaron a
escribir. Pepito empieza. Termina de escribir en una pagina.
Y agarra otra pagina y otra. La maestra les dice "Aver Pedrito
lee tu composicion." Empieza a leer su papel. Ya que termino.
La maestra le dijo a Juanita y a Daniel que tambien leyeran su
papel. Ya que terminaron la maestra le dice a Pepito "Aver Pepito
tu que escribistes tanto lee el tuyo." Pepito empieza "El sancudo
es un insecto artropolo que todas las noches chinga, chinga,
chinga, chinga, chinga, chinga, chinga, chinga, chinga, chinga,..."