"X" T. V. Quotes

X-Files

Mulder: If we ignore them, do you think they'll go away?

Scully: Oh God, Mulder, it smells like... I think it's bile.
Mulder: How can I get it off my fingers fast without betraying my cool exterior?

Mulder: Sometimes the need to mess with their heads, outweighs the millstone of humiliation.

Scully: Psycho-kenisis?  You mean how Carrie got even at the prom?

Mulder: Hey Scully, do you believe in an afterlife?
Scully: I'd settle for a life in this one.

Scully: Mulder! You may not be who you are!

Deep Throat: Always keep your friends close Mr. McGraf, but keep your enemies closer.

Tina: We're just little girls.
Mulder: That's the LAST thing you are.

Mulder: Ten to one you can't dance to it.

Scully: Mulder, you just keep unfolding like a flower.

Scully: So she shows up knowing the power she has over you and then she makes you walk through fire.
Mulder: Phoebe is fire.

Michael: The club scene used to be so simple.

Mulder: I'm gonna go back for a little look-see.

Deep Throat: And a lie, Mr. Mulder, is most convincingly hidden between two truths.

Scully: The truth is out there, but so are lies.

Scully: You've got that look on your face, Mulder.
Mulder: What look is that?
Scully: The one where you've forgotten your keys and you're trying to get back in the house.

Mulder: Manly men in the full bloom of manhood.

Mulder: No! Jorge.   Don't touch that red button... nojo on the rojo.

Mulder: Fear. It's the oldest tool of power. If you're distracted by fear of those around you, it keeps you from seeing the actions of those above.

Skinner: I'm afraid to look beyond that experience.  You... you are not.

Mulder: I have a thing about women named BJ.

Mulder: Well, I've often felt that dreams are answers to questions we haven't yet figured out how to ask.

Sheriff:  I know he and his friends listened to devil music.
Mulder:  "The Night Chicago Died?"

Mulder:  I didn't want to excite his already clearly aggravated imagination.

Dr. Blockhead:  Did you know that through the protective Chinese art of tu bwan you can train your testicles to draw up into your abdomen?
Mulder: Oh, I'm doing that as we speak.

Scully: I don't understand.
Sheriff: That's as clear as glass.

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