Movie Quotes (E)

Edward Scissorhands

Kim Boggs: Hold me.
Edward Scissorhands: I can't.

Kim Boggs: Before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. I don't think it would be snowing now if he weren't still up there. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it

Election

Paul Metzler: And thank you, God, for what I've been told is a large penis.

*Empire Records

Lucas (Rory Cochrane): In the immortal words of the Doors, the time to hesitate is through. submitted by JDWhiskers

Joe (Anthony LaPaglia): What makes you think like that?
Lucas: Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear. submitted by Michele

A.J. (Johnny Whitworth): Do you think it is possible for someone to be in love with someone else and not even know it?
Lucas: In this life, there are nothing but possibilities.
A.J.: Well, that's good, because I have to tell Corey that I love her by 1:37.
Lucas: That's an excellent time.

Debra (Robin Tunney): Hey Lucas, is it true you committed the perfect crime?
Lucas: Not entirely perfect. submitted by Michele

A.J.: What's with you today, yesterday you were normal and today you are like the Chinese guy from the Karate Kid. What's with you today?
Lucas: What's with today, today? submitted by Michele

[Debra has just shaved her head]
Gina (Renee Zellweger): Well "Sinead O'Rebellion." Shock me, shock me, shock me, with that deviant behavior.
Debra: That is so clever. I swear to God you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets.

Eddie: Hey, Lucas, man! I heard you , like, went to Vegas, and like, married a mobster's wife, and now you're, you like got a hit on you and stuff, is that true?
Lucas: Not entirely true.
Eddie: Oh, well, outlaw man, we salute you.
Lucas: Thank you Eddie. submitted by JDWhiskers

Lucas: Mitchell is the man, Joe.
Joe: Yeah, and the man calls all the shots.
Lucas: Damn the man.

Joe: Let me explain it to you. Mitchell's the man, I'm the idiot, and you're the screw up; and we're all losers. Welcome to Music Town.

Debra: No visible tattoos.
Gina: No revealing clothing.
Debra: We're both screwed. At least you're used to it.
Gina: Now Debra, don't be bitter, certainly with your ever growing collection of flesh mutilating silver appendages and your brand new neo-nazi boot camp makeover the boyswill come a-runnin'!

Mark (Ethan Randall): Oh, I've decided I'm going to start a band.
Lucas: Really.
Mark: Yeah.
Lucas: The first thing you need is a name. Then you'll know what kind of band you've got.
Mark: Yeah I know, I know. I was kinda thinking about, um, Marc. What do you think of that?
Lucas: Is that with a C or with a K?
Mark: Well my name is with a K, so I was thinking maybe my band's name could be with a C. So, that way it's kind of that psychedelic, you know, trip thing.
Lucas: Always play with their minds.

Warren (Brendan Sexton Jr.): Why don't you shove 'em up your ass?
Lucas: Because it would hurt al ot Warren! submitted by Gabrielle

Warren: Who glued these quarters down?
A.J.: I did.
Warren: What the hell for, man?
A.J.: I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren. submitted by JDWhiskers

Lucas: You know, someone like you needs to diminish their criminal impulses, not
magnify them. Maybe some jazz or some classical.
Warren: Maybe you bite me.

Jane (Debi Mazar): Do any of you like Rex Manning's new record?
[they all laugh]
Warren: Dance Party USA, teeny bopper type shit, right?
Jane: Actually, it tested well among teenage males.
Lucas: Jane, did you compare the percentage of teenage male Rex Manning fans to the incidence of homosexuality amongst teenage males?

Corey (Liv Tyler): I'm not like you with guys. I don't need to do what you do all the time.
Gina: Oh okay, I see not like me the turbo slut.

Corey: So, is this how your life's gonna be now, huh? You're just gonna screw every has-been until your tits fall down and they don't want you anymore?

Joe: Deb, what are you doing?
Debra: I just wanted to have a little chat with Warren.
Warren: Yeah? Well have a little chat with my gun!
Debra: [into the barrel of Warren's gun] What do you want Warren?
Warren: STOP CALLING ME WARREN! MY NAME ISN'T FUCKING WARREN!
Debra: Well, you can't kill me Warren  'cause I'm already dead. And I talked to God, and she says, "Yo, wassup?" and she wants you to lose the gun.
Warren: You are psycho! You are a psycho!!!
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Mark (answers the phone): Empire records, open til midnight.
<person asks question>
Mark: Midnight!
-submitted by Nic

Empire Strikes Back, The

Leia: Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!
Han Solo: Who's scruffy-looking?

Ben (Obi-wan) Kenobi: Luke, don't give into hate. That leads to the dark side.

[Luke can't levitate his X-Wing out of the bog.]
Luke Skywalker: I can't. It's too big.
Yoda: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere. Yes, even between the land and the ship.

[Using the Force, Yoda effortlessly frees the X-Wing from the bog.]
Luke Skywalker: I don't believe it.
Yoda: That is why you fail.

English Patient, The

Madox: I have to teach myself not to read too much into everything. It comes from too long having to read so much into hardly anything at all.

Almásy: Swoon. I'll catch you.

Almásy: I just wanted you to know: I'm not missing you yet.
Katharine: You will.

Almásy: When were you most happy?
Katharine Clifton: Now.
Almásy: When were you least happy?
Katharine Clifton: Now.

Laszlo: I once heard of a captain who wore a patch over a good eye. The men fought harder for him.

Evening Star

There's the evening star. Shines first, shines the brightest, shines the longest.

Ever After

Rodmilla: Some people read because they cannot think for themselves.

Prince Henry: You said it was a matter of life or death.
Leonardo da Vinci: With a woman it always is.

Excess Baggage

Vincent (Benicio Del Toro): Do you know the best way to make a dream come true? Do you? Wake up.

*Means this film has been corrected and is in chronological order

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