Movie Quotes (F)

*Face/Off

Castor Troy: If I were to send you flowers, where would I uh, wait. Let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?

Castor Troy: I'm about to unleash the biblical plague L.A. deserves.

[Sean Archer and Castor Troy, each wearing the other's face, meet]
Castor Troy (as Sean Archer): It's like looking in a mirror. Only...not.

Castor Troy (as Sean Archer): I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave!

Castor Troy (as Sean Archer): You'll be seeing a lot of changes around here. Papa's got a brand new bag.

Castor Troy (as Sean Archer): Dress like Halloween and ghouls will try to get in your pants.

Castor Troy (as Sean Archer): I don't know what I hate wearing worse, your face or your body. I mean, I enjoy boning your wife, but uh well let's face it, we both like it better the other way, yes? So why don't we just trade back.
Sean Archer (as Castor Troy): You can't give back what you've taken from me.
Castor Troy: Oh well, plan B, let's just kill each other. submitted by James

Faculty, The

Delilah: Are you hitting on me, Casey?
Casey: No, I was just saying you can be pretty cool sometimes, this not being one of them.

Casey Connor: It must really blow being you.
Stan: You have no idea.
 

Fame

Montgomery McNeil: Never being happy isn't the same as being unhappy. Is it?

*Fargo

Carl Showalter (Steve Buscemi): You know, it's proven that second-hand smoke is, uh, carcin-... uh, you know, cancer related.

Carl Showalter: Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk either, man! See how you like it. Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.

Gaer Grimsrud (Peter Stormare): You are a smooth smoothie, you know.

[Describing Carl Showalter]
Hooker: He was funny looking. More than most people even.

Jerry Lundegaard (William H. Macey): The heck d'ya mean?!

Gary: What'd this guy look like anyway?
Man: Oh, he was a little guy. Kinda funny lookin'.
Gary: Uh-huh. In what way?
Man: Oh, just in a general kind of way.

[Carl sees Jean's body on the floor]
Carl Showalter: The fuck happened to her?
Gaear Grimsrud: Eh, she started shrieking, you know.

Marge Gunderson (Frances McDormand): And I guess that was your accomplice in the woodchipper.

Marge Gunderson: There's more to life than a little money, ya know. Don't you know that?
 
 

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Jeff Spicoli (Sean Penn): All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

Jeff Spicoli and his Stoner Buds: No shirt, no shoes, no dice.
Brad Hamilton (Judge Reinhold): Right. Learn it, know it, live it.

[Spicoli, talking on the phone, hits his head with a shoe.]
Jeff Spicoli: That was my skull!! I'm so wasted!

Jeff Spicoli, driving and stoned: People on 'ludes should not drive.

Favor, The

Kathy Whiting: I was kind of happy, in a miserable kind of way.
Peter Whiting: Is that worse than being miserable in a happy kind of way?

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Raoul Duke: Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a main era---the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run, but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant.

Raoul: We were somewhere on the edge of the desert when the drugs took hold.

Raoul Duke: There was madness in any direction, at any hour. If not across the Bay, then up the Golden Gate or down 101 to Los Altos or La Honda. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning.

Raoul Duke: And that, I think, was the handle---that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting---on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark---the place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.

Raoul Duke: History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of "history" it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole generation comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the time---and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick): Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while, it may pass you by.

Sloan (Mia Sara): What are we going to do?
Ferris: The question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do?"
Cameron (Alan Ruck): Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Please don't say were not going to take the car home.
Ferris: If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? Neither would I.

[Sheen, Charlie]: Drugs?
Jeannie Bueller (Jennifer Grey): Thank you, no. I'm straight.
[Sheen, Charlie]: I meant, are you in here for drugs?
Jeannie Bueller: Why are you here?
[Sheen, Charlie]: Drugs.

Ferris Bueller: I did have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialist? They could be fascist anarchists - that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism - he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles - I just believe in me". A good point there. Of course, he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus - I'd still
have to bum rides off of people.

Field of Dreams

The Voice: If you build it, he will come.

Fight Club

Narrator (Ed Norton): This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

Narrator: With insomnia, you're never really asleep; you're never really awake.

Narrator: When people think you're dying, they listen, instead of waiting for their turn to speak.

Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt): It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.

Narrator: I am Jack's medulla oblongata.

Narrator: I am Jack's prostate gland.

Narrator: I am Jack's raging bile duct.

Narrator: I am Jack's cold sweat.

Narrator: I am Jack's smirking revenge.

Narrator: I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

Narrator: I am Jack's wasted life.

Narrator: I am Jack's broken heart.

Narrator: I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.

Narrator: I am Jill's nipple.

Narrator: What happens first is you can't sleep. What happens then is there's a gun in your mouth. And what happens next you meet Tyler Durden. Let me tell you about Tyler. He had a plan.

Narrator: I  know this because Tyler knows this.

Narrator: What about narcolepsy? I nod off sometimes. I wake up in strange places, I have no idea how I got there.

Narrator: If you wake up at a different time, and in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?

Narrator: I gave up myself into his oblivion. His darkness. His peacefulness. His completeness.

Narrator: I don't have a tumor, but if I did... I would name it Marla.

Narrator: She was a tourist.

Narrator: Marla is the sore on the roof of your mouth that would heal if you only could stop tongueing it... but you can't stop.

Narrator: I cannot cry with another malingerer there.

Narrator: I want bowel cancer! You can have brain parasites.

Narrator: Life was happening to me in single servings.

Narrator: Hey, we have the exact same briefcase.

Narrator: You are the most interesting of all my single-serving friends.

Narrator: How embarrassing, a house-full of condiments and no food.

Narrator: Worker bees can leave
             Even drones can fly away
            The queen is their slave.

Narrator: It was apparent to everyone. Tyler and I just named it.

Narrator: After Fight Club, everything else gets the volume turned down a knotch.

Narrator: Shatner... I'd fight William Shatner.

Narrator: It was fantastic. We sold rich ladies back their own fat asses for good money.

Narrator: I became the warm little center of the world.

Narrator: That condo was my whole life! I'd like to thank the Academy...

Narrator: For some reason, I thought of my first fight with Tyler.

Narrator: Marla and Tyler are never in the same room together, its like I'm 6 years old again, passing messages between my parents.

Narrator: Why does a weak person latch onto a strong person?

Narrator: This conversation is over!
Narrator: Me and Tyler are like this (putting hands palm to palm).

Narrator: I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save their species.

Narrator: I felt like spewing smoke.

Narrator: I felt like I destroyed something beautiful.

Narrator: Is Tyler my nightmare or am I his?

Narrator: In Tyler we trusted.

Narrator: Clean food, please.

Narrator: I ran and I ran and I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid, and then I ran some more.

Narrator: Bob is dead, they shut him on the head.

Narrator: You met me at a very strange part of my life.

Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt): First rule of Fight Club: you do not talk about Fight Club. Second rule of Fight Club: you do not talk about Fight Club.

Tyler Durden: We work jobs we hate to buy shit we don't need.

Tyler Durden: You are not your job. You are not how much you have in the bank. You are not the contents of your wallet. You are not the clothes you wear. You are not your fucking khakis.

Tyler Durden: We raised to think that we would grow up to be rock stars and movie gods, but we won't.

Tyler Durden: Our generation has no great war... no great depression... our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives.

Tyler Durden: Hey, even Mona Lisa is falling apart.

Tyler Durden: Say: the liberator who ruined my property has changed my view of life!

Tyler Durden: Sticking feathers up your ass does not make you a chicken.

Tyler Durden: We are all part of the same compost heap.

Tyler Durden: This is your life, it doesn't get better than this.

Tyler Durden: This is your life and it's ending one minute at time.

Tyler Durden: The things you own end up owning you.

Tyler Durden: "I  say never be complete. I say stop being perfect. I say let's evolve, and let the chips fall where they may.

Tyler Durden: "No fear. No distraction. The ability to let slip away everything that is insignificant.

Tyler Durden: If you were die, right now, how would you feel about life?

Tyler Durden: You had a little trouble accepting it, so sometimes... (flash to the narrator sitting by himself on the curb, handing a beer to no one, it drops, breaks) you're still you.

Tyler Durden: I haven't created a loser alter ego and let him do all the dirty work.

Marla (Helena Bonham Carter): Have you ever heard a death rattle? Do you think it will live up to it's
name? Or will it be a death...?

Marla: The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You meet a stranger, put it on, you dance all night and then you throw it away. The condom of course. Not the stranger.
 
 

Flatliners

Little girl Kevin Bacon visualizes on subway: Hey felacio, got a match, well I do; your face and my ass.

(Kevin Bacon): Die and be a hero someday, but don't die to be a celebrity.

Footloose

Ren MacCormack (Kevin Bacon): Ecclesiastics assures us that there is a time for every purpose under heaven, a time to laugh, a time to weep, a time to mourn, and there is a time to dance.

Ren: That's the way it was in the beginning. That's the way it's always been. That's the way it should be now.

Four Weddings and a Funeral

[Charles comes running after Carrie]
Charles (Hugh Grant): Ehm, look. Sorry, sorry. I just, ehm, well, this is a very stupid question and..., particularly in view of our recent shopping excursion, but I just wondered, by any chance, ehm, eh, I mean obviously not because I guess I've only slept with 9 people, but-but I-I just wondered... ehh. I really feel, ehh, in short, to recap it slightly in a clearer version, eh, the words of David Cassidy in fact, eh, while he was still with the Partridge family, eh, "I think I love you," and eh, I-I just wondered by any chance you wouldn't like to... Eh... Eh... No, no, no of course not... I'm an idiot, he's not... Excellent,
excellent, fantastic, eh, I was gonna say lovely to see you, sorry to disturb... Better get on...
Carrie (Andie McDowell): That was very romantic.
Charles: Well, I thought it over a lot, you know, I wanted to get it just right.

Charles: How do you do, my name is Charles.
Old man: Don't be ridiculous, Charles died 20 years ago!
Charles: Must be a different Charles, I think.
Old man: Are you telling me I don't know my own brother!
Charles: No, no.

[Carrie asks Charles' opinion on her wedding dress.]
Charles: It is dangerous! You know, there's nothing more off-putting in a wedding than a
priest with an enormous erection, Yech!

Scarlett: They say rubber's mainly for perverts. Don't know why. Think it's very practical, actually. I mean, you spill anything on it and it just comes off. I suppose that could be why the perverts like it.

Tom: I always just hoped that, that I'd meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look of me didn't make her physically sick, then pop the question and, um, settle down and be happy. It worked for my parents. Well, apart from the divorce and all that.

Tom: The great advantage of having a reputation for being stupid: People are less suspicious of you.

Fox and the Hound, The

Todd: He won't change and we'll keep on being friends forever.
Big Mama: Forever is a long long time and time has a way of changing things.

*Freeway

Vanessa (Reese Witherspoon), holding a gun to her would-be rapist and killer: This is a crucial question, Bob. Do you believe in the lord jesus christ and take him for your personal savior?

Vanessa: I told the truth and truth is eternal.

Vanessa: Larry, get your god damn hands off my anatomy.

Vanessa: Do you want to get shot a whole bunch of times?

French Kiss

Kate (Meg Ryan): You know him? Of course you know him all you bastards know each other! submitted by Skye and Jodi

Kate: I didn't beg.
Luc: No, you fainted.submitted by Skye and Jodi

Kate singing: I hate Paris. Oh why oh why do I hate Paris? Because my love is there...with his SLUT girlfriend.

Full Metal Jacket

Eightball: I guess they'd rather be alive than free. Poor dumb bastards.

Da Nang Hooker: Hey, you got a girlfriend in Vietnam? Me so horny, me love you long time.

*Means this film has been corrected and is in chronological order

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