Movie Quotes  (H)

Hackers

Dade (crash override): I don't play well with others.

Acid burn: I hope you don't screw like you type.

Serial: Wow, I kinda feel like god.

Dade (to a tv politician): Yack, yack, yack. Get a job! submitted by JDWhiskers

Dade: Shit on me. submitted by JDWhiskers

Cereal Killer: A worm and a virus? Plot thickens. submitted by JDWhiskers

The Plague: The little boat flipped over. submitted by JDWhiskers

Hamlet

Hamlet (Kenneth Branagh): I loved Ophelia. Forty thousand brothers could not with all their quantity of love make up my sum. submitted by Brooke
 
 

Hand That Rocks the Cradle, The

Marlene (Julianne Moore): The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world.

*Happy Gilmore

Grandma: How's that nice girlfriend of yours?
Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler): Oh, she got hit by a car. She's dead.

Grandma: Sir, could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps put me to sleep.
The Nursing Home Orderly (Ben Stiller): You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. You're in my world now, Grandma. Check out the name tag.

Happy: Hey, my girlfriend's dead, you know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.

Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: How 'bout I just go and eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, and lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?

Gilmore to Bob Barker: The price is wrong, bitch!

Shooter: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Hard Target

Chance?  What kind of a name is that?
My Mama took one.

Heat

Richard: Man, I can get killed for telling you some of this stuff.
Vincent Hanna: You can get killed walking your doggie!

Vincent Hanna: You know, we are sitting here like a couple of regular fellows and if I have to go out there and put you down, I'll tell you, I won't like it. But if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, buddy, you are going down.
Neil McCauley: There is a flip side to this coin. What if you do get me boxed in and I will have to put you down? Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We've been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate, not for a second.

Eady: You travel a lot?
Neil McCauley: Yeah.
Eady: Does it make you lonely?
Neil McCauley: I am alone, I'm not lonely.

Vincent Hanna: It's like you said. All I am is what I'm going after.

Breedan: There isn't a hard time invented that I cannot handle.

Neil McCauley: I am double the worst trouble you ever thought of.

Alan Marciano: Why'd I get mixed up with that bitch?
Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great ass...and you got your head all the way up it!

Vincent Hanna: I keep my angst here, I preserve it because I need it. It keeps me sharp, on the edge, where I gotta be.

*Heathers

Heather McNamara: It's your turn Heather.
Heather Chandler (Kim Walker): No Heather, it's Heather's turn. Heather?

Veronica Sawyer (Winona Ryder): Dear Diary, Heather told me she teaches people real life. She said, "Real life sucks losers dry, if you want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly." I said, "So, you teach people how to spread your wings and fly?" She said, "Yes." I said, "You're beautiful!"

Heather Chandler: Such a pillow case.

Heather Chandler: Fuck me gently with a chain saw.

Heather Chandler: Grow up, Heather, bulimia is so '87.

JD (Christian Slater): Greetings and salutations.

Veronica: How very.

Heather Chandler: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

Veronica: Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads. Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west. Wait...East. West. God, I sound like a fucking psycho!

Heather Chandler: You stupid fuck!
Veronica: You goddamn bitch!
Heather Chandler: You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbie's with Betty Finn. You were a blue bird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout cookie. I got you into a Remington Party and what's my thanks? It's on the hallway carpet. I got paid in puke!
Veronica: Lick it up baby. Lick...it...up!
Heather Chandler: Monday morning you're history. I'll tell everyone about tonight. Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerburg's gonna let you play their reindeer games.

Veronica: I say we just grow up, be adults and die.

JD: Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination.  Our love is god...let's go get a slushie.

Ram's father: My son's a homosexual and I love him. I love my dead gay son!

Veronica: Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count!

Veronica: Suicide gave Heather depth, Kurt a soul, and Ram a brain. I don't know what it's given me, but I've got no control over myself when I'm with J.D. Are we going to prom or to hell?

JD: Chaos is great! Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling! submitted by Stewart

Veronica: If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being...you'd be a game show host.

Heather Duke (Shannen Doherty): Color me stoked girl. I've gotten everyone to sign this petition, even the ones who think Big Fun are tuneless Eurofags. People love me.

Veronica: Why are you such a megabitch?
Heather Duke: Because I can be.

Heather Duke: Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?

JD: I like it. It's got that it's-a-cruel-world-let's-throw-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambiance.

JD: The society nods it head at any horror the American teenager can think to bring upon itself! submitted by Stewart

Veronica: He once told me, the extreme always make an impression.

JD: I can't believe you really did it, I was teasing. I loved you. Sure, I was coming up here to kill you but first I was going to try and get you back with my amazing petition. It's a shame you can't see what our fellow students really signed. All right, listen. We students of Westerburg High will die. Today our burning bodies will be the ultimate protest to a society that degrades us. Fuck you all! It's not very subtle, but neither is blowing up a whole school now is it? Talk about your suicide pacts, huh? When our school blows up tomorrow, it's gonna be the kind of thing to infect a generation. I mean, it's gonna be a Woodstock for the 80s. Dammit Veronica. We could have toasted marshmallows together.

JD: The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven.

Veronica [after shooting J.D.]: You know what I want, Babe? Cool guys like you out of my life.

JD: Now that you're dead, what are you going to do with your life?

Heather Duke: Veronica, you look like hell.
Veronica: Yeah? I just got back.

Veronica: Heather, my love, there's a new sheriff in town.

Heavenly Creatures

Juliet Hulme (Kate Winslet): Only the best people fight against all obstacles in pursuit of happiness.

Pauline: Tis a miracle, one must feel, that two such heavenly creatures are real.

 
Hercules

Hades: Uh, guys...Olympus would be that way. submitted by Kristen

Megara: Did you get a name to go along with those rippling pectorals?
 

Hero

John Bubber (Andy Garcia): We're all heroes, if you catch us at the right moment.

Hideaway

Jeremy: Don't you get it? I don't want to be saved. I don't want to be saved. I want to be damned.

Highlander, The Movie

Kurgan: I have something to say; Its better to burn out than to fade away. There can be only one.

Ramirez narrating: From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you...until now.

Ramirez: Why does the sun come up, or are the stars just pinholes in the curtain of night?

Honeymoon in Vegas

Jack Singer (Nicolas Cage): People get married and then they do the most hideous, unbelievable things to each other.

Jack Singer: Do you know what a straight flush is? It's like... unbeatable.
Betsy: "Like unbeatable" is not unbeatable.
Jack Singer: Hey, I know that now, okay!

Hope Floats

Birdy (Sandra Bullock): Beginnings are scary, endings are usually sad but it's the middle that counts the most. You need to remember that when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up...and it will too.

Birdee: Once upon a time your mama knew what it meant to shine.

Birdee: People fall in love. They fall right back out. It happens all the time.

House of Yes, The

Mrs. Pascal: Jackie and Marty belong to each other. Jackie's hand was holding Marty's penis when they came out the womb.

Lesly (Tori Spelling): I can't talk that way about your brother.
Jackie-O (Parker Posey): Pretend he is not my brother, I do.

Jackie-O: I watch soap operas. I bake brownies. Normalcy is coursing through my veins.

Lesly: This is how you raised them?
Mrs. Pascal: You raise cattle. Children just happen.

Lesly: You were spying on us?
Mrs. Pascal: A mother doesn't spy. A mother pays attention.
 

How to Make an American Quilt

Finn: As Anna says about making a quilt, you have to choose your combination carefully. The right choices will enhance your quilt. The wrong choices will dull the colors, hide their original beauty. There are no rules you can follow. You have to go by instinct and you have to be brave.

Hudsucker Proxy, The

Beatnik bartender: Martinis are for squares, man.

Norville Barnes: You know, for kids.

*quotes have been corrected and are in chronological order
 

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Last Updated: 2-2-01
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