Movie Quotes (J)

*Jackie Brown

Ordell Robbie (Samuel L. Jackson): AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room. Accept no substitutes.

Ordell: You know man, I hate to be the kinda nigga that do a nigga a favor, then, BAM!, hits the nigga up for a favor in return. But I gots to be that kinda nigga.

[talking about riding in the trunk of a car]
Ordell: You ain't gonna be in here more than 10 minutes.
Beaumont: Man, I ain't ridin' in no goddamn trunk for no minutes.

Beaumont: I just ain't climbing in no goddamn, dirty-ass trunk man. I got a problem with small places.
Ordell: Well I got a problem with spending ten thousand dollars on ungrateful, peanut-head niggers to get 'em out of jail, but I did it!

Max: Is white guilt supposed to make me forget I'm running a business?

Jackie Brown (Pam Grier): Shut your raggedy-ass up, and sit the fuck down!

Max Cherry: I bet, that except for possibly an afro, you look exactly the way you did at 29.
Jackie Brown: Well, my ass ain't the same.
Max Cherry: Bigger?
Jackie Brown: Yeah.
Max Cherry: Ain't nothin' wrong with that!

Ordell: You know, you smoke too much of that shit. That shit is gonna rob you of your own ambition.
Melanie (Bridget Fonda): Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV.

Ordell: The fuck's wrong with you? Knocking on the door like goddamn police. You looking to get shot?
Max Cherry: I thought you might be asleep.
Ordell: You keep fucking with me, you the one gonna be asleep...forever.

Ordell: My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.

Jacob's Ladder

Jezzie (Elizabeth Pena): We're all angels. . . and devils. It's just what you choose to see.

Jerk, The

Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin): I was born a poor black child.

Navin R. Johnson: I know we've only known each other 4 weeks and 3 days, but to me it seems like 9 weeks and 5 days.
 

*Jerry Maguire

Jerry Maguire (Tome Cruise): I will not rest until I have you holding a coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game featuring you, while singing your own song in a new commercial starring you, broadcast during the  super bowl, in a game that you are winning, and I will not rest until that happens.

Ray: What's wrong, mom?
Dorothy: First class is what's wrong, honey. It used to be a better meal, now it's a better life.

Jerry: You know, I don't think we need to do the thing where we tell each other EVERYTHING.

Jerry: He said I don't know what it's like to be a black person? I'm Mister Black People.

Bob Sugar (Jay Mohr): Are you in or are you out? It's not showfriends, it's showbusiness.

Bob Sugar: I will kill for you. I will maim for you. I will rape and pillage for you.

Ray: Jerry, did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?
Jerry: Did you know that Troy Aikman in only 6 years has passed for 16,303 yards?
Ray: Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear?

Avery (Kelly Preston): It's all about you, isn't it? Soothe ME! Save ME! Love ME!

Jerry: Yes, jump right into my nightmare, the waters warm.

Jerry: See this jacket I'm wearing? Do you like it? 'Cause I don't really need it! Because I'm cloaked in failure!!

Rod: Well Boo-Fucking-Hoo. submitted by bridget

Jerry: That, ah, lone thing...is not my uh specialty.

Jerry: I am out here for you, you don't know what it's like to be me out here for you! It is an up at dawn pride swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about! Okay? God help me, help me Rod, help me help you!

Rod: See, that's the difference between us. You think we're fightin', and I think we're finally talkin'!

Dicky Fox: Unless you love everybody, you can't sell anybody.

Jerry: Wow! That's more than a dress...its a Audrey Hepburn movie.

Dorothy: Maybe, love shouldn't be such hard work.

Dorothy: I think you should not come in...or come in. Depending on how you feel.
Jerry: Same to you.
Dorothy: No, I have to go in...I live here.

Dorothy: I love him for the..for the man he wants to be and I love him for the man that he almost is!

Rod: A real man wouldn't shoplift the pootie from a single mother.
Jerry: I didn't shoplift the pootie...allright, I shoplifted the pootie.

Dicky Fox: If this is empty [points to heart], this doesn't matter [points to head].

Jerry: I love you...you complete me.

Jude

Sue Bridehead: Please don't call me a clever girl, Mr. Phillotson, there are too many of us about these days.

Sue: Why are you looking at me like that?
Jude: Does it scare you?
Sue: No. I am not afraid of any man.
Jude: Why?
Sue: Because no man would touch a woman unless she gives him reason to. A touch or a look that say come on. If you never look, they'll never come. You are the timid sex.
 

*quotes have been corrected and are in chronological order
 

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Last Updated: 2-2-01
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