Movie Quotes (P)

Party Girl

Mary (Parker Posey): I would like a nice, powerful, mind-altering substance. Preferably one that will make my unborn children, grow gills.

Perfect

Jessie (Jamie Lee Curtis): What's wrong with wanting to be the best that you can be? What's so wrong with wanting to be perfect?

Platoon

Chris (Charlie Sheen): We did not fight the enemy. We fought ourselves. The enemy was in us.

 Playing God

Eugene Sands (David Duchovny): Tonight, I said to myself, "I will not get high." I might just as well have said to myself, "Tonight, I will not breathe."

Eugene: It's a choice that's been offered to many men: Be a slave in heaven, or a star in hell.

Poison Ivy

Georgie: Aren't you afraid?
Ivy: Of what?
Georgie: Catching death.
Ivy: Energy never dies, it just changes form.

Ivy: I hope that when I die I'll have owned a sports car...had a family...a home. My mom died an old lady who never did anything with the top down. One day with the top down is better than a lifetime in a box.

Pretty in Pink

Principal: If you give off signals that you don't want to belong, people will make sure that you don't.

Pretty Woman

Kit (Laura San Giacomo): You should go for him. You look hot tonight. Don't take less than $100. Call me when you're through.
Take care of you.
Vivian (Julia Roberts): Take care of you.

Vivian: I'm gonna treat you so good, you're never gonna let me go.

Princess Bride, The

Vizzini (Shawn Wallace): Fool! You fell prey to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia. But only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

Miracle Max (Billy Crystal): You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

Westley (Cary Elwes): We are men of action, lies do not become us.

Wesley: This is true love, you think this happens every day?

Wesley: As you wish! submitted by Sarah

Miracle Max: He's not really dead, he's just mostly dead. And mostly dead means slightly alive. submitted by Colleen

Private Parts

Howard Stern: After all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

Producers, The

Max Bialystock : Shut up, I'm having a rhetorical conversation.

Prophecy, The

I'm an angel. I kill newborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. And occasionally, when I feel like it, I tear little girls apart. And from now till kingdom come...the only thing you can count on...in your existence... is never understanding why.

Did you ever notice how in the Bible, when ever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence spent praising your God, but always with one wing dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an angel?

*Pulp Fiction Pumpkin (Tim Roth): I love you honey bunny.

Vincent (John Travolta): You know what they call uh quarter-pounder with cheese in Paris?
Jules (Samuel L Jackson): They don't call it a quarter-pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.
Jules: What do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules: Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac but they call it Le Big Mac.

Jules: You know the shows on TV?
Vincent: I don't watch TV.
Jules: Yeah, but you are aware that there's an invention called television and on this invention they show shows right?

Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages, I'm the fuckin' foot master!

Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules, pointing his gun: Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double
dare you, motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

Jules: You read the Bible, Brett?
Brett: (in spasm) Yes.
Jules: There's a passage I got memorized, sort of fits this occasion: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Vincent: Which one's Trudi? The one with all the shit on her face?
Lance: No, that's Jody. That's my wife.

Mia Wallace (Uma Thurman): Warm. Warmer. Disco!

Jimmie (Quentin Tarantino): Don't you fuckin' realize man, that if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house, I'm gonna get divorced? No marriage counseling, no trial separation. I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced.

Jules: I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from yo' ass is, "You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggaz out and wait for the calvary which should be coming directly."
Marsellus: You ain't got no problem Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggaz out and wait for the Wolf who should be coming directly.

Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the amount of abuse I can take.

Jimmie: I can't believe this is the same car!
Winston Wolf: Well, let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet.

Jules: We're all gonna be three little Fonzies--and what was Fonzie?!
Yolanda: Cool?
Jules: Correct-a-mundo!

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but I'm in a transitional period. I don't wanna to kill you, I want to help you.

Jules: Maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. nine millimeter here, he's the the shepherd, protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it might mean that you are the righteous man, and I am the shepherd, and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men; but I'm trying, Ringo, I'm trying real hard...to be the shepherd.

Pump Up the Volume

Mark Hunter (Christian Slater): They think you're moody, make 'em think you're crazy. Make 'em think you're about to snap. They say you got attitude, you show 'em some real attitude!

Mark: I don't mind being dejected and rejected, but I'm not gonna be ashamed about it. At least pain is real. You look around and you see nothing is real, at least the pain is real.

Mark: Feeling screwed up at a screwed up time in a screwed up place does not necessarily make you screwed up.

Hard Harry: Sometimes being a teenager is worse than being dead.

Mark: Being a teenager sucks. But that's the whole point! Surviving is the whole point.

Mark: Quitting will not make you strong, living will.

Consider the life of a teenager . . . you have parents and teachers telling you what to do. You have movies, magazines, and T.V. telling you what to do. But you know what you have to do. . . your job, your purpose, is to get accepted, get a cute girlfriend, and think up something great to do with the rest of your life. What if you're confused and can't imagine a
career? What if you're funny looking and can't get a girlfriend? You see, no one wants to hear it. But, the terrible secret is that being young, is sometimes less fun than being dead.

Mark Hunter: "Talk hard," I like that. It's like a dirty thought in a nice clean mind.

Mark Hunter: The truth is a virus...

*quotes have been corrected and are in chronological order
 

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