Movie Quotes (W)

Wayne's World

Stacy (Lara Flynn Boyle): Happy anniversary, Wayne.
Wayne (Mike Meyers): Stacy, we broke up 2 months ago!
Stacy: Well, that doesn't mean we can't still go out, does it?
Wayne: Well it does actually, that's what breaking up is.

Stacy: Well, don't you want to open your present?
Wayne: What is it?
Stacy: Open it.
Wayne: What is it?
Stacy: It's a gun rack.
Wayne: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?
Stacy: You don't like it? Fine! You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
Wayne: I lost you 2 months ago! We broke up! Are you mental?

Garth (Dana Carvey): Hey Phil, if you're gonna spew, spew into this.

Wayne: Exsqueeze me? Baking powder?

Wedding Singer, The

Linda: I'm not in love with Robbie-now, I'm in love with Robbie-six-years-ago.

Robbie: Now please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

Robbie: Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance...me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.

Robbie: Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl. Or Boy.

Weird Science

Gary: You know, I can't believe this, Wyatt. I'm so disappointed in us. I mean, all our lives we've been saying how great it would be if we went to parties, right? And now it's our party and we're in the john. We're in the john!

Gary: Maybe it was a dream, you know, a very weird, bizzare, vivid, erotic, wet, detailed dream. Maybe we have malaria.

Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael

Gerald Howells: God, I want to kiss you so bad right now, Dinky...
Dinky Bossetti (Winona Ryder): It's good to want things...

*What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

When Harry Met Sally

Harry (Billy Crystal): A man can never be friends with a woman he finds attractive, he always wants to have sex with her.
Sally (Meg Ryan): That's not true! I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry: No, you don't
Sally: Yes, I do.
Harry: No, you don't.
Sally: You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry: No, I'm saying they all want to have sex with you.
Sally: Well, what if they don't want to have sex with you?
Harry: It doesn't matter because the sex part is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story.
Sally: So a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them, too.

Harry: When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

While You Were Sleeping

Lucy: Doesn't anyone use the phone anymore?
Joe: I do.
Lucy: I'm not talking about 900 numbers.
Joe: Who told?! submitted by Kristen

Lucy: It's just...I never met anyone I could laugh with. You know?

Lucy: The truth was that I fell in love with you. Yes, all of you. I went from being all alone to being a fiancee, a daughter, a granddaughter, a sister, and a friend. I may have saved your life that day, but you really saved mine. You let me be a part of your family. I haven't had that in a really long time.

Lucy: Do you believe in love at first sight? Nah, I betcha don't, you're probably too sensible for that. Or have you ever, like, seen somebody? And you knew that, if only that person *really* knew you, they would, well, they would of course dump the perfect model that they were with, and realize that YOU were the one that they wanted to, just, grow old with. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you haven't even talked to? Have you ever been so alone you spend the night confusing a man in a coma?

Lucy: You don't have to walk me home.
Jack: You block the wind.

White Squall

Captain Sheldon: If we don't have order we have nothing. Where we go one, we go all!

Witches of Eastwick, The

Sukie Ridgemont (Michelle Pfeiffer): What scares me isn't how short life is, no, it's thepain, all the pain. I don't Understand why there has to be any pain.

Daryl Van Horne (Jack Nicholson): I see men running around trying to put their dicks into everything, trying to make something happen... but it's WOMEN who are the source... the only power. Nature, birth, rebirth. Cliche? Cliche... sure... but true.

Alexandra Medford (Cher): I think...no, I am positive...that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.

Wizard of Oz, The

Wizard: Hearts will never be made practical till they are made unbreakable.

Dorthoy (Judy Garland): If I ever go looking for my heart's desire again, I won't look any further than my own back yard, because if it isn't there, I never really lost it to begin with.

Dorothy: Aunty Em! Aunty Em!

Dorothy: Toto, I have the feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tinman: Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!

Working Girl

[Looking through Katherine Parker's wardrobe]
Cyn: Six thousand dollars? It's not even leather!

Cyn: Sometimes I dance around the living room in my underwear, that don't make me Madonna!
 

*quotes have been corrected and are in chronological order
 

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Last Updated: 2-2-01
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