Hello and welcome to Homer's HomerPage. This is the New, Super, Updated version that will entertain you for hours. There are over 30 Homer Images and at least 60 Homer WAV's!! I have tried to keep the WAV's to under 50 Kbs so that you can download and listen to them faster. For the images, you have two choices, you can go to a page with every Homer image I have on it and view them all at once, or go to a page that gives a description of each and lets you chose which to view. Not to complicated huh? Have fun and enjoy.
Click above to visit my main Simpsons page with individual homepages for your favorite characters, more WAV's and lots of images to download!
| 1beer.wav 16kbs | Aaah, there is only one can of beer left and it is barts. |
| 64cheese.wav 50kbs | Mmm, 64 slices of American cheese. |
| anykey.wav 39kbs | To start, press "anykey". Where is the anykey? |
| bacon.wav 14kbs | Mmm, bacon! |
| bash.wav 10kbs | I'll bash you..good. |
| beernut.wav 20kbs | Mmmm, beernut. |
| bible.wav 24kbs | They say it's OK in the bible. LISA-Where? HOMER-uuh, somewhere in the back. |
| bikini.wav 18kbs | I shaved my bikini zone for nothing? |
| blimpy.wav 28kbs | Hey there blimpy boy, flying through the air so fancy free. |
| boobies.wav 14kbs | Booobies. |
| booring.au 7kbs | Boring. |
| burrito.wav 17kbs | Where is my burrito? |
| choclate.wav 31kbs | Mmmm, chocholate |
| cricket.wav 26kbs | You know something Marge? It's not that hard being a film cricket. |
| dan.wav 13kbs | Some people say I look like Dan Ackroyd. |
| deal.wav 9kbs | Big deal. |
| democrats.wav 9kbs | Lousy democrats! |
| denver.wav 18kbs | Oooh, John Denver. |
| do.wav 24kbs | classic "DO'H" |
| doh.wav 7kbs | another do'h |
| doh2.wav 10kbs | guess? |
| gay.wav 31kbs | You are gay. Hehehehe. |
| gillty.wav 16kbs | The clown is "gillty". |
| hairy.wav 16kbs | Kiss my hairy yellow butt. |
| heehee.wav 4kbs | He hee |
| hmrainmn.wav 24kbs | It's rainin' man! MOE-Not no more it ain't. |
| hrmgassy.wav 28kbs | Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas isn't it. |
| hmrgong.wav 29kbs | We got more gongs than the great dancing robot that caught on fire. |
| homerburnsmom.wav 38kbs | Hello Mr. Burns? This is your mother. |
| homerhehe.wav 7kbs | Hehehehehe |
| homerhehe2.wav 43kbs | Hehehee Hahaha |
| homersacrilisious.wav 24kbs | Mmm, sacrilisious. |
| hugapu.wav 29kbs | Hey, lets all hug Apu. |
| jewish.wav 21kbs | Marge, are we Jewish? MARGE-No Homer. HOMER-Woohoo! |
| jump.wav 18kbs | Jump free willie, jump with all your might! |
| learn.wav 28kbs | I haven't learned a thing. |
| losebrain.wav 12kbs | Me lose brain? Huh ho. |
| medicine.wav 18kbs | Mmm, medicinie. |
| mmmbeer.wav 15kbs | Mmmm, beer. |
| mmmcrime.wav 13kbs | Mmmm, organized crime. |
| morefunny.wav 12kbs | Stupid T.V. be more funny. |
| mrplow.wav 45kbs | Call Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow. |
| nachoman.wav 38kbs | Nacho, nacho man. I want to be a nacho man. |
| out.wav 8kbs | That's it, I'm out of here. |
| pee.wav 13kbs | So we won't be able to pee in the drinking fountain? |
| pipedown.wav 44kbs | All right guys, pipe down. |
| poor.wav 16kbs | Who wants to help poor people anyway? Nobody. |
| scratch.wav 30kbs | Hey, can you take the wheel for a second, I have to scratch my self in two places at once. |
| screem.wav 5kbs | Homer screaming |
| shoes.wav 28kbs | ooh, a graduate student huh? How come you guys can go to the moon but can't make my shoes smell good? |
| shutup.wav 6kbs | Shutup boy. |
| skunk.wav 48kbs | Marge, I got sprayed by a skunk. |
| something.wav 13kbs | Mmm, something. |
| spaghetti.wav 16kbs | Mmm, spaghetti. |
| suee.wav 44kbs | Ugly, wiener, craterface, suee, suee! |
| sweat.wav 28kbs | Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert |
| tang.wav 35kbs | Hello, is this Pres. Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some tang it would be you. Shutup! |
| woohoo.wav 6kbs | Woohoo |
| yummie.wav 32kbs | Yummie yummie yummie I got love in my tummy and I feel like loving you. |
