Over 100 ways to know if you're obsessed with Titanic and/or Leonardo DiCaprio:  

• if you've seen Titanic more than 3 times

• if your big birthday gift is a recreation of Rose's dress from the flying scene

• if you want to marry one of your friends simply for the reason that his last name is Ryan, so that way you could name your child, “Tommy Ryan”

• if you asked your boyfriend get a “Leo” haircut
  
  
• if when in the emergency room with severe neck spasms and are forced to wear a neck brace, you insist to the nurse that you'll wear your jacket out instead of risking stretching out the neck hole of your Titanic shirt

• if you cried because the nurse wouldn't let you, and your Titanic shirt got stretched out anyway
  
  
• if you own a Titanic shirt
  
  
• if you own more than one Titanic movie poster
  
  
• if you tear the July picture out of your Blockbuster calendar featuring Titanic and hang it on your wall (which happens to cover your crucifix) because you can't wait long enough for stores to carry the official movie poster

• if you can't remember the words to the Lord's Prayer, but you can remember the words to the hymn sung in the movie

• if at the end of your school day you wave frantically to your friends saying, “Goodbye!  Goodbye!  I'll miss you! Goodbye!  I'll never forget you!”

• when you walk to the school store to find that they closed early and say, “we waited too long... we waited too long...”

• if you purposely watch Growing Pains every night just in case they repeat one of the episodes with Luke in them

• when at the movies you accidentally ask for a ticket to see Titanic, forgetting that you were there to see another movie

• if you feel guilty for seeing a movie other than Titanic

• if you rescue the TV Guide from the recycling just because it has a picture of Jack and Rose on the cover

• if you rescue the TV Guide from the recycling because it mentions Titanic inside
  
  
• if you rescue the TV Guide from the recycling because you thought that it mentioned Titanic inside
  
  
• if you randomly blurt out “Leonardo DiCaprio” in the middle of a conversation just because his name hadn't been mentioned in 10 minutes

• if you're proud of the fact that your birthday is on April 10th (the day that Titanic set sail)

• if you're proud of the fact that your birthday is on April 15th (the day that Titanic sank)

• if you're proud of the fact that you even know someone that has their birthday on April 10th or 15th
  
  
• if you know that the license plate number on the car from the movie is FL3698
  
  
• if your mother asks you how much longer you're going to be in the bathroom, and you answer, “an hour... two at most”

• if you constantly use any of these phrases:  “good gracious,” “pardon me,” “god almighty,” or “no you won't” just because they're used in the movie

• if someone tells you that you're annoying, and you answer with “ha ha”

• if you open the freezer and yell, “ice cube! right ahead!”

• if everything on your computer has something to do with Titanic

• if one of your life goals is to spit on Billy Zane

• if you're proud of the fact that you share the same birthday as Leonardo DiCaprio J

• if you've seen the movie Critters 3 just because you knew that Leo was in it

• if you've tried to recreate the tragedy by sitting in a full bathtub with all your clothes on, shivering and saying, “M-m-m-o-o-o-r-r-r-r-r-e-e   i-i-i-i-c-c-c-c-c-e-e!”

• if you constantly have “steerage music” stuck in your head

• if you've ever said, “bastardo!”

• if you noticed that the psalm in church contained the lines, “yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death...” and recognized it as being from Titanic rather than the Bible

• if someone says to you, “don't you understand?” and you add after it, “the water is freezing and there aren't enough boats... not enough by half... etc.”

• while outside during a fire drill on a very windy day, you say to your friend, “I'm so cold... I can't feel my body”

• if your friend asks you to hold something for them, and you say, “I'll never let go <name here>, I'll never let go”

• if you get annoyed at your mom and say, “oh stop it mother, you'll give yourself a nosebleed”

• if you and your friends have ever practiced “spitting like a man”

• if someone tells you you're crazy and you respond with, “that's what everyone says, but with all due respect miss... I'm not the one hanging off the back of a ship here.”

• if you've ever called anyone an “unimaginable bastard”

• if you've considered legally changing your name to Jack or Rose

• if you're proud that your name is Kate, just because everyone is talking about "Leonardo and Kate"

• if you save your horoscope because the last line of it reads “Leo features prominently”

• if Leo is in all of the movies you own

• if you are suddenly fond of the name Wilhelm

• if you are tempted to watch terrible sitcoms just because they mention Titanic in the commercial

• if your dream vacation is a cruise on the replica of Titanic

• if when someone shows you something that's supposed to be great, and you reply, “I don't see what all the fuss is about...”

• if you got a job at a movie theater just so you could see Titanic and upcoming Leo movies for free

• if you made your boyfriend dance to My Heart Will Go On at a semi-formal... even though no one else was dancing

• if you have ever dreamt about Titanic

• if you have ever dreamt about Leo

• if you can recite the script to Titanic with a 90% accuracy rate

• if you know the script better than the people that have posted it online
  
  
• if your first thought when assigned a school project is, “how can I relate this to Titanic?”

• if someone tells you that you need professional help because of your love for Titanic

• if someone actually gave you the number of someone that you could reach because of your love for Titanic

• if you couldn't possibly go a single day without mentioning Titanic

• if you caught the Titanic quote above

• if you make your boyfriend/date wear a "Jack Dawson" tux to the prom
  
  
• if your boyfriend/date agrees to wear a tux like Leo's in Titanic on the condition that you don't tell him that he “shines up like a new penny”

• if you're disappointed about not being able to say the penny quote

• if you've ever been referred to as the “Leonardo girl” 
  
  
• if you're proud to be known as the “Leonardo girl”
  
  
• if you've tried to call someone and when they don't answer the phone you say, “pick up you bastards!”
  
  
• if you've ever bought a magazine because it mentions Leo in it 
  
  
• if you've ever cut out little pictures of Leo and made a collage
  
  
• if you feel like crying whenever you hear a flute
  
  
• if you've ever said anything involving "angels flying outta yer arse"
  
  
• if you know the real life occupation of the father of the girl who played Cora in the movie
  
  
• if you refer to your mom's Geo Metro as a "Geonardo Diametrio"
  
  
• if you bought the sheet music to My Heart Will Go On and then realized that you really don't know how to read music as well as you thought that you could
  
  
• if you write TITANIC=GOOD on your school papers
  
  
• if you add Leonardo DiCaprio's name to a list of possible research paper topics
  
  
• if you say, "that's discussing!" to something that isn't, just for the opportunity to quote the movie
  
  
• if you've ever had a dream where you can hear My Heart Will Go On in the background
  
  
• if you get really excited when one of your friends quotes the movie by accident as a result of hanging around you too much
  
  
• if you write to TV stations requesting that they replay the old matchbox commercials with Leo as a kid
  
  
• if you purposely put your best picture of Leo on the opposite wall as your mirror so that you can see the picture both on the wall and in the mirror
  
  
• if your friends have to say the word "titanic" in order to get your attention
  
  
• if you rate all the movies that Leo has acted in according to his "hair quality"
  
  
• if you can't go more than 45 minutes without having a thought related to Titanic
  
  
• if you've ever framed a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio
  
  
• if you've ever pasted your picture on the body of Kate Winslet just to be "close" to Leo
  
  
• if you framed the picture of Leonardo with your picture on Kate Winslet's body
  
  
• if you leave your hand print on car windows when they get foggy
  
  
• if you record the music video for My Heart Will Go On each time it comes on
  
  
• if you feel like you need a hug every time after you hear My Heart Will Go On
  
  
• if you hate Celine Dion, but can't help but love that song
  
  
• if you clapped and cheered every time Titanic won an Oscar at the Academy Awards
  
  
• if you stayed up late when you were really tired to watch a 4 hour documentary on Titanic, only to then watch it again when while it repeated itself for another 4 hours
  
  
• if you've ever doodled your name and Leonardo DiCaprio's inside a big heart
  
  
• if you've ever considered naming your children: Carpathia, Lusitania, or Mauritania
  
  
• if you've ever considered naming your children:  Jack, Hank, Luke, Arnie, or Romeo
  
  
• if you've ever ordered a mocha DiCappuccino from a coffee shop
  
  
• if you can come up with over 100 ways to tell if you're obsessed with Titanic and/or Leonardo DiCaprio J
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