A ZARDOZ Photo Gallery

So many memories, so little time...

There are so many things wrong with this, I'm not sure where I should start. First off, couldn't they afford a real fake moustache instead of scrawling one on with magic marker? Second, did they think no-one would notice that the floating head "special effect" was achieved by having the actor stand behind a filing cabinet and zooming in while waving the camera around like a drunk three year-old? Third...well, Jesus fucking Christ. I've seen some dumbass shit in my time, but this takes the fucking hash cookie.

All hail the big ugly head! If there had been ZARDOZ action figures, it would have been way cool if there'd been a carrying case for them shaped like this, the way there was one for Star Wars figures in the shape of Darth Vader's head.

It's great that you're looking like such a badass here, Sean, but according to later events in the film, aren't you supposed to be flying away inside the big ugly head? You didn't think your plan through at all, did you? Do you even know where you are?

I wonder; does Charlotte Rampling's character have to get up extra early in the morning to glue her hair rings to her cheeks like that? (Note: All costumes by Mrs. Boorman. Nepotism never pays.)

Looks like another film day; an Eternal classroom, where learned students ponder the mysteries of the universe...such as how to give Sean Connery a hard-on and how he can have third-person memories of himself.

Bored, tired...or extremely high? You be the judge.

Important artistic statement...or the ZARDOZ float in a gay pride parade? Again, you be the judge.

"Look deep into my ring. You are getting sleepy...you feel a sense of happiness and peace wash over you. And when I snap my fingers, you will forget you ever appeared in this pretentious excuse for a student art film."

"The name is Bond. James Bond. Well, it used to be. I was once the epitome of '60's male cool. No, really!"

"And here we have Sean Connery, who would just as soon kill you as look at you in this delightful bandolier/loincloth/fishing boots emsemble from our spring Brutal-wear collection."

Zed meets his doom after getting caught in a futuristic Chinese Finger Trap.

John Alderton plays the referee in a scene cut from Over The Top.