ABOUT THE AUTHORS:

We are students at and had to do these pages for a subject titled Public Networks, so to make it more interesting we did pages on topics we love. Do you want to know more about us, then read on and be prepared to be amused.

Ben "Bennywise" Wise (Caddyshack): This bloke is a loss. If u ever want 2 meet him in the flesh, come 2 Goo on Thursday nights (Metro, Melbourne). Look for a guy in a Rage Against The Machine T-shirt with eight berbakovs in each hand. He will have lost what little sight he has during the day, and will be doing pirohuettes past complete strangers who he eventually picks up with his banter about his favorite football team, Essendon.
Champ rating: High on Opiate, prying open his third eye.

Martin "Shaggy" Pegan (Homer): U have got 2 meet this young man. I don't know why, but it sounds good. His turn-ons include Tool, Nirvana, North Melbourne FC and satin sheets. His turn-offs are Essendon FC, Savage Garden, lisps and fat chicks.
Champ rating: Just ask his Jamaican girlfriend, he rocks

Mick "Get Stuffed" Cahill (Kramer): An unknown quantity. Wants 2 B way too much like Kramer, and can't even get the hair going. If you were to say jump he would say how high. While being the Firestarter, he starts fires. Getting married to a certain Icelandic singer quite soon.
Champ rating: Cooler than a tazo, but that's not much.