”Aha! I know what your thinking... Did I fire six shots or only five? To tell you the truth, I forgot it myself in all this excitement. This here's a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it can blow your head clean off. Now, you must ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do you, punk?”
-Dirty Harry
Inigo: “I did not think you would accept my help since I'm only waiting around to kill you.”
Man in Black: “That does put a damper on our relationship.”
- The Princess Bride
”Your that smart?”
”Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?”
”Yes...”
”Morons.”
-The Princess Bride
“I'll be taking these Huggies, and, uh, whatever cash you got.”
-Raising Arizona
"I ate his liver. With some fava beans and a nice chianti."
-Silence of the Lambs
”I wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner.”
-Silence of the lambs
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
-Usual Suspects
“You gonna do somethin’, or just stand there and bleed?”
-Tombstone
"Have fun storming the castle."
- Princess Bride
"I crap bigger than you."
-City Slickers
“If you were a Broadway musical, people would be humming your
face."
- Goodbye Girl
"When you get tangled up, you just just tango on!"
- Scent of a Woman
Pacino: “Are you blind?...Are YOU blind?”
O’Donnell: “no.”
Pacino: “Then quit grabbin’ my (censored) arm!”
-Scent of a Woman
Soldier: “How it is that you are going West?”
Day-Lewis: “Well, you face North, and then real subtle-like, you turn left.”
-Last of the Mohicans
“No, at that time I was not the mental giant you see before you. I was the intellectual equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I’d go to the beach and people would kick copies of Byron in my face.”
-Dead Poets Society
“What we have here, is a failure to communicate.”
-Cool Hand Luke
Dukakis: “Mr. Holland, have you been to any football games this
year?”
Dreyfuss: “I can’t say that I have, no.”
Macy: “Well...we feel there’s something missing.”
Dreyfuss: “...Touchdowns.”
-Mr. Holland’s Opus
Ford: “I thought you said you didn’t care.”
Jones: “I know. Don’t tell anybody.”
-The Fugitive
“You are the Pan”
-Hook
“So, Peter, you’ve become a pirate...”
-Hook
Gerard: “With all due respect, may I suggest check-points starting at a 15-mile radius on I-57, I-24, Route 13 east of...”
Sheriff: “Whoa, whoa, whoa... For what? Prisoners are all dead. The only thing check-points will do is get a lot of good people out here frantic and flood my office with calls.”
Gerard: “Well, shit, Sheriff, I'd hate for that to happen... So, I guess I'll be taking over the investigation.”
- The Fugitive
Head Trooper: “Look, I don't mean to tell you your job, but maybe one person in a million could've survived that fall. The guy's fish
food.”
Gerard: “Fine. Then get a cane pole, and find me the fish that ate him.”
-The Fugitive
“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy...”
-The Shining
Tower: “Flight 2-0-9er, you're cleared for take off.”
Oever: “Roger!”
Murdock: “Huh?”
Tower: “L.A. departure frequency 1-2-3 point 9er.”
Oever: “Roger!”
Murdock: “Huh?”
: “Re-quest Vector, over!”
Oever: “What?”
Tower: “2-0-9er clear for vector 2-3-4.”
Murdock: “We have clearance Clarence.”
Oever: “Roger, Roger. What's our Vector Victor?”
Tower: “Tower's radio clearance, over!”
Oever: “That's Clarence Oever! Oever.”
Tower: “Roger.”
Murdock: “Huh?”
Tower: “Roger, over.”
Murdock : Huh?”
Oever: “Huh?”
- Airplane
Tower guy: “Chief, this weather bulletin just came off the wire.”
MCrosky: “Johnny, what can you make outta this?”
Johnny: “This? Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a pterodactyl. . .”
-Airplane
Reporter: “What kind of plane is it?”
Johnny: “Oh its a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the window and wheels. It looks like a big tylenol.”
-Airplane
MCrosky: “Bad news, the fog is getting thicker.”
Johnny: “And Leon's getting laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrger.”
-Airplane
Braveheart quotes:
William: “I can fight!”
Malcolm: “I know. I know you can fight. But it's our wits that make us men.”
William: “You dropped your rock.”
Hamish: “Test of manhood.”
William: “You win.”
Hamish: “Your island? You mean Ireland.”
Stephen: “Yeah. It's mine.”
Hamish: “You're a madman.”
Stephen: “I've come to the right place, then.”
William: “Ay, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom.”
Philip: “Sire, thy own nephew. What beast could do such a thing?”
Longshanks: “If he can sack York, he can invade lower England.”
Philip: “We would stop him!”
Longshanks: “Who is this person who speaks to me as though I needed his advise?”
William (narrating): “In the year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland, starving and outnumbered, charged the fields at Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets. They fought like Scotsmen. And won their freedom.”