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Welcome to Murdocks addicts
page
Last Updated 10/5/98
COMMON SIGNS OF
MURDOCKAHOLICS
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Do you find yourself talking to invisible animals?
Do you try to make yourself invisible by saying "White
Paper, White Paper"?
When you watch Heart of Rock &
Roll, do you wear out your PAUSE button on your vcr
watching the POOL
scene?
Have you talked to your SOCKS lately?
Go around wearing a black glove on your right hand and calling it LEFTY?
Anyone up for a trip
to the other side of reality?
Now you can LISTEN to the Heart of Rock and Roll (it's a wav file and takes a while to load)
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Do you suffer from the following
symptoms:
Taking flying lessons to become a PILOT.
Singing to Frank Sinatra tunes.
Go around saying 'Ehhh, what's up doc?'
Having to take cold showers, from watching the Hong Kong bath scene in
'Point of No Return'!
And yet ANOTHER one. Or get an italian to share a hot
tub?
Do you like a guy with a HAIRY CHEST?
Buying a straight jacket or Getting a bomber pilots jacket and painting a tiger on the back.
It's the BEACH boys?
Have you exhibited other strange behavior lately?
OR YOUR FRIENDS JUST THINK YOUR: NUTTY, INSANE, OR A LITTLE CRAZY!
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If so then simply contact the
Psychiatric Hotline
(don't worry we WON'T find a cure)
Please meet Murdock's friends. Which has been updated with pictures!
Need a quick fix of Murdocks
Quotes?
See how Murdock always likes to tease the BIG GUY
Also check out Murdock's ADVICE on
how to escape from the V.A.! And do check out his many PERSONALITIES!
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Fellow addicts please
Sign Murdocks Guestbook
& if you want to see other addicts
View Murdocks Guestbook
If you have any suggestions for this page, or would
like to make some comments, or just want to tell us how
crazy we all are,
then just send me some insane
email
This page is brought to you by one of the 4 Texas ladies, SPARKS
If you done here, you can go Back
to the Addicts page
If you're in need of a Plan Go
to Hannibalitis page
If you feel a Scam coming on,Go to
Face addicts page
If you feel a need for Workout, Go to
B.A.s gym
And for something a little Risque, well you'll just have to see for yourself!
You are INSANE visitor
to
visit this page since July of 97
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