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I became an avid moviegoer in my teens. I would see a movie at least every week with my friends. It was then that I learned the one most important truth about movies: the best seat is fourth row center.

When I started college, I began going to "alternative cinema" screenings, which introduced me to the works of Tarkovsky, Herzog, Forsyth, Roeg, and others. Not until I started taking classes on films and going to a lot more movies did I become the cinema snot I am today.

Q. Does the Internet really need another movie review page?
A. Probably not, but this page was written for my benefit rather than for the readers'. Writing reviews helps me come to grips about what I like and don't like about the movies.

Q. What are your qualifications to be a film critic?
A. I can watch movies, I can think, and I can write.

Q. What are your favorite kinds of movies?
A. I love all kinds, although perhaps visionary science fiction ranks highest of all in my book.

Q. What is your favorite movie?
A. Probably The Man Who Would Be King, but if you asked me tomorrow, I might say Casablanca.

Q. What is your least favorite movie?
A. Ignoring obvious stinkers like Manos, the Hands of Fate, probably a vacuous big-budget disaster like Hudson Hawk, Toys, or Bram Stoker's Dracula.

Q. What do you look for in a movie?
A. I look for a story that is both imaginative and convincing, realized visually in a striking manner. Take, for example, Werner Herzog's classic Aguirre, the Wrath of God. Here is the history of a madman, whose final days are presented in a hallucinogenic manner. The images and sounds of this film combine to make a classic film.

I tend to be more forgiving of a film if it is striking visually. Beautiful, indelible images tend to make me forget plot holes.

Q. I notice that in your reviews you don't pan many films. Why is that?
A. Since nobody pays me to go see movies, I tend to go see movies that I am confident I will like. I usually do like them. I am certain that I would write many more unfavorable reviews if I went to see movies like Jungle 2 Jungle, Flubber, Speed 2, and Home Alone 3. Luckily, I can ignore them with impunity.

Q. Explain your rating system.
A. I use the standard four-star system. Any film getting three stars or more is recommended, anything with two-and-a-half or fewer is not.

• Four Stars: Excellent, an A-plus. It is a rare year that produces more than a few four-star movies.
• Three-and-a-Half Stars: Very good, an A. These movies fall just short of sublimity.
• Three Stars: Good, a B. The bread and butter of Hollywood. My most common ranking.
• Two-and-a-Half Stars: Mediocre, a C. Falling just short of recommendation, a flawed film.
• Two Stars: Poor, a D. Major problems, perhaps a misbegotten venture entirely.
• One-and-a-Half Stars and below: Terrible, an F. If at all possible, find the negative and burn it.

Q. What is on your Reviews and Views pages?
A. My Reviews page includes precisely that: reviews of movies I have recently seen either in theaters or on video. I have them organized in several different ways: by title, by year, by rating, and by director. My main page also has a list of my most recent reviews.

My Views page is essentially a miscellaneous page. Currently, it includes my views on the Oscar race and a brief essay on Utah filmmaker Trent Harris. Eventually, I want to expand it to include more film profiles (Stanley Kubrick, Charlie Chaplin), more diatribes, some "top 10" lists, and other fun things. Look for my reaction to the Oscars the morning after the ceremony.

Q. What can I do to help your page?
A. Give me input. Tell me how you like my page and my reviews. Give me suggestions. Recommend movies for me. Get me a date with Kathleen Turner.

Thank your for reading this introduction. I hope you enjoy my pages. If you would like to link your movie page to mine, please tell me so I can return the favor.

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