Movies! Yes, I do believe we like them. Uhm... Don't we? Yeah, we do. And this just happens to be a somewhat incomplete and undetermined list of our all-time favourites. So, pull up a non-corporeal seating device, sit back, and enjoy the show. Roll 'em!
And coming down aisle number one, the number ten pick this time around, the lovely...
10. Indiana Jones and the Lost Ark: It's about the Ark of the Covenant, the special effects are great, and there's a really cool plot.
Number nine is coming up... Nien? No! Nine!
9. The Craft: Psychos or what? Even if they are, it's still a good movie!
After nine comes eight, and isn't it great...?
8. I Know What You Did Last Summer: Blood, guts and gore; who could ask for more?
Lucky seven...
7. Fallen: Fantastic movie. It's about how someone almost died. And Denzel Washington's in it.
One of Hollywood's all-time favourites comes in at number six...
6. Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back: Great sci-fi. And it even has a plot! And hey, that Imperial March is still stuck in my head!
Hey, this one even got a series afterwards...!
5. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Way funnier than the television series; don't you just love Buffy's Valley Girl intellect?
Yeah, number four certainly was a disaster...
4. Bean: The Ultimate Disaster Movie: Only Bean could get his head stuck in a turkey. Twice no less!
Number three just happened to revolutionize movie-making...
3. Starship Troopers: Die, bugs, die!
What? You're still reading this? Okay, onto number two...
2. Radioland Murders: Very funny movie, especially Billy Buget.
Drumroll, please. Pass the envelope... Thank you, Merlin. And our all-time favourite movie is...
1. Star Wars: Episode 1: The Phantom Menace: This is the best movie of the millennium! No matter what the critics say, this is better than the other Star Wars. Obi-Wan Kenobi and Queen Amidala are the best characters ever!
Victoria: "Why are you reading about our favourite movies?"
Ben: "Huh?"
Ben: "Wait a minute! Valley Girl intellect? Isn't that an oxymoron?"
