Poems About Richie/Highlander
"Duncan is Stupid"
Duncan is stupid,Ahriman's a curse,
Methos is silly,
Ann is worse. Cassie is hopeless,
Amanda's a chore,
Kenny is senseless, Charlie's a bore.
Raven's ridiculous,Horton's insane,
guess I'll go upstairs with Richie again.
Original poem by Shel Silversein,
HL version by me.
"Whatif"
Last night while I lay thinking here, some
Whatifs crawled inside my ear.
And pranced and partied all night long, and sang there Whatif song:
Whatif TPTB aren't really fools?
Whatif they've changed all the rules?
Whatif Methos gets beat up?
Whatif Highlander will forever suck?
Whatif Duncan is put to a REAL test?
Whatif GREEN HAIR grows on Richie's chest?
Whatif the Zoroastrianism demon gets me?
Whatif a Quickening bolt strikes me?
Whatif the Watchers go to war?
Whatif Joe gets back his bookstore?
Whatif we're too late?
Whatif Richie never gets a good date?
Whatif I never go to France?
Whatif Richie forgets his underpants?
Everything seems swell and then, the nightmare Whatifs strike again!
Original poem by Shel Silversein, HL version by me.
Duct Tape Poems By The Clan MacNut
Roses are red, violets are blue
Here’s Richie in his green jacket
Posing just for you.
-HilndrLvr
MacNutty Wench
I’ve got a roll of duct tape,
What with it shall I do?
I’ve got some in my backpack,
And in my luggage too!!
It was a present from a friend,
more nuttier than I.
She said if I don’t use it,
She’ll punch me in the Eye!
See there’s a guy named Richie,
or Stan Kirsch if you please.
She told me to take the Duct Tape,
and wrap it round his knees!
I’m gonna get him at the con,
It’ll be a sight to see.
It’ll be Richie, Duct Tape, and Me!!!
-Elspeth MacNut
Roses are red, violets are grape,
Watch out Stan….she’s got Duct Tape!
-Jeri MacNut
There once was a girl named Jen,
Who ended up in the state pen,
Why do you ask…
It was because of her task
Of abducting Highlander Men!
-Gypsy MacNut
© 1997 richielover@usa.net
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