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ESCAPE FROM L.A. |
Music is integral in this film. And to be honest there really
aren't that many quality "bestest" moments here. But this is what I like in
the film.
It's the scene when one of the school bullies abusing Tommy
Wallace runs into Michael Myers full on. There's a screeching synthesizer
score that comes to life as he collides with the homicidal maniac. The kid
stares up at a face we (the viewer) cannot see, takes one frantic look, and
then bolts for the hills like a jackrabbit in heat. What follows is a
suitably creepy tracking shot of Michael Myers following Tommy Wallace as he
leaves the schoolyard. Myers' hands finger the fence that separates the two.
Another "bestest" moment from Halloween was recently replayed in the Kevin
Williamson penned film I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER. In Halloween, when
Laurie Strode is attacked for the first time by Myers in her neighbors house,
she barely manages to escape back to the Wallace house. Her frantic screaming
for Tommy to let her in is scary because as we watch her pound on the door
we see Michael Myers making his way steadily across the street. And just when
we think he's got her, she pops into the house, slamming the door behind
her. Whew!
This is my favorite Carpenter film and it has
three "bestest" moments worth looking out for. One is where Bob Hauk (Lee Van
Cleef) is calmly smoking a cigarette while standing on the wall
surrounding the penal colony inside Manhattan Island. As he looks across the
mist covered water he can see helicopters flying in and around the New York
prison, looking for the president. Hauk can also hear the choppers staticy and
dismal progress reports. All the while a slow, techno heavy EFNY theme is
playing in the background. This is a cool, mellow moment in the movie that
takes place just before Snake Plisskens gladiator fight in the ring. If I
was a smoker I'd probably take a smoke right about that part of the movie
too, just to copy Hauk's excellent Marlboro Man impression, hehehe..:)
The other "bestest" moment in EFNY is towards the end. Right after
Maggie is killed by the Duke of NY, there is a sequence showing Snake and the
president running across the bridge towards the penetentiary wall. The music
at this point of the film is VERY cool. As the two reach the wall they use a
harness to be pulled up over the wall by the United States Police Force to
escape.
The Duke is closing in on the pair though. So far only the President has
made it across the wall and as Snake tries to escape the Duke starts firing.
There's a two-note techno monstrosity that is so utterly COOL that at this
point in the movie it is not enuff to describe it. Watching EFNY is the only
way to appreciate JC's mastery over the synthesizer. Snake leaps away from
the wall and into the piles of automobile wreckage lining the base of the wall.
He hides and the second the Duke is unawares, leaps off the hood of a rusting
car onto the Duke, dragging him to the ground. The two grapple on the ground
with Snake first elbowing the Duke in the stomach before cold-cocking
him in the face with a hard lefthook. This immobilizes the Duke for
several seconds, enuff time for Snake to reach the wall and grasp onto the
harness waiting for him. Time is running down fast for Snake and if he
doesn't make it across the wall soon, he's dead. The harness starts to drag
him up the wall and towards safety. The moment he reaches the mid-point
of the wall, the Duke comes to and leaps up, guns cocked and ready to start
blasting away at Snake, killing him before the capsules in his neck do. What
makes the scene even more tense is that the winch pulling the harness
suddenly stops mid-way and Snake is left jerking on the rope, hoping someone
starts pulling him up again before its too late. The music is at such a
fever pitch, reaching its zenith that the viewer's nerves are almost fried
by suspense, it is so killing. This is a great and wonderful tense sequence
in the film.
The third and final "bestest" part in EFNY is the last tracking shot.
Slowly the theme song to the film starts to hum to life as we see a limping
Snake walking away from the Liberty Island Control. American Bandstand is
fading in the distance as the EFNY theme gains momentum and overpowers it.
Snake reveals a cassette tape. He yanks out its magnetic strip and rips
it away, making the tape useless. Then he flings the cassette away and the
last shot we see of him before he disappears from our view is of him
taking a drag off his cigarette. The telescopic closure of the shot reveals
light sources in the distance as burning circles that "burn out" of the
screen as the movie ends and the credits begin to play to a fully strong
and pumping Escape From New York theme. Excellent, simply excellent.
Possibly the greatest, "bestest" JC moment, EVER.
Ok, so this is JC's first full blown horror film
since HALLOWEEN and it is a flawed beauty. It has all the trappings of being
a masterpiece of horror, and in a small sense, it is. But, seriously folks,
that damn fog is not fear instilling at all. The leper zombies are the
scarier aspects of the film and they are pretty cool. But the "bestest"
moments in the film don't out and out have them in the scene. Instead the
beginning of THE FOG is the first "bestest" moment, where we see old Mr.
Machen relating the story within the story, of the Elizabeth Dane and her
doomed crew of lepers. It is creepy the way Mr. Machen holds the kids
attention as JC's simple, but chillingly effective score plays. As the tale
concludes, there is a shot of a dark, deserted beach upon which the opening
credits begin. Then there are random shots of weird goings on around town
like gas pumps pumping on their own, and bottles in coolers rattling as if
being shaken. This is all suitably creepy and disconcerting to the viewer.
The "bestest" of the bestest moments in this film though, is when Stevie
(Adrienne Barbeau) is in her studio and the DRY piece of driftwood her son
found STARTS TO DRIP water onto her tape deck, yielding a hideously
disfigured voice saying something unintelligible and horrific nonetheless.
As the voice stops, her eyes scan the driftwood, which previously had the
word DANE on it, but that now tells her 6 MUST DIE. And then the tape deck
explodes in a flurry of sparks and fire. Very scary moment in the film
that catches any jaded viewer off guard.
And then the very last shot of the film is another "bestest" moment
when Father Malone (Hal Holbrook)
thinking himself saved from the zombie curse, turns around to see the
crew of the Elizabeth Dane back in his church. Their leader, holding a
scythe or sword, makes a vicious swing at Malone as the film cuts to black.
Very disturbing shot. That's gotta hurt.
This film is JC's masterpiece and for that reason
alone the entire film is really one long "bestest" Carpenter moment. But to
be honest there is a sequence towards the end that defines the movie and is
the most powerful of the entire film imho. It's near the end of the film when
Nauls, MacReady, and Garry find out the "transformed" Blair-thing has made it
back into the camp and has shut down the power generator, determined to kill
the men. What happens next is the "bestest" moment of the film. MacReady
tells the men how it has gotten back inside, and that in 6 hours it'll be a
hundred below. Mac's flair eerily burns and JC's trademark light-thingie
(where a light source manages to stretch across the entire length of the screen)
is put to superb effect. Mac tells the men how they'll have to die trying
to destroy the thing. He knows they're all going to die, so does Garry, by
his knowing glance towards MacReady. It helps the scene immeasurably that
Ennio Morricone's haunting and horrific score is playing during the entire
scene. The following shot of a bundle of dynamite rolling down into the
creatures hidden lair followed by the subsequent disintegration of the shack
is quite good too and ends the sequence admirably.
This movie doesn't get the props it deserves dude. It is
one of the better King adaptations, but it just can't get no respect. Not
even for one of the best of the "bestest" JC moments ever. But before I get
to that particular "bestest" moment let me recount the "bestest" moment where
we the viewer, really find out that CHRISTINE is alive. It's when Arnie
attempts to fix CHRISTINE after she has been trashed by Buddy Repperton and
his goons. The highly metallic tinging of a synthesizer echoes the pain in
Arnie as he goes over his car. He turns his back on CHRISTINE for a moment
and the tinging synthesizer becomes an ominous crystalline sound that is
layered with sounds of metal screeching and turning. Arnie looks under her
hood and sees that she has already willed herself to be better, fixing her
doohickeys inside her body. Without a word Arnie walks in front of her as a
terrible humming starts to gain momentum. This is truly one of the best
dolly shots ever. The music is rising in tempo as a quick dolly upto Arnie's
face has him saying, "Ok, show me." And with that mon capitan CHRISTINE's
busted headlights blaze forth with glory, the light etching across the screen
in the exact manner described in "bestest" moment for THE THING. As a
popular sixties tune starts, the car starts unbending the bends in her body,
and basically undoing whatever damage was done to her. The final shot of
her front grille popping back into place is quite cool because of the evil
sounding music that starts at that point as a lead-in to the next "bestest"
moment.
This next "bestest" moment involves the death of Moochie Welch, the big tubby
bully. Him and his dirtbag friends have trashed Christine but good, but now
she's back, better than ever and looking for revenge. So one night she
corner's Moochie on the street and the "bestest" moment kicks into high gear
as her headlights blaze to life and her screaming tires kick into overdrive
as she guns towards the jittery Moochie. The music here kicks ass.
Especially of the shots of Moochie whenever he is running. And one of the
creepiest moments in any Carpenter film is when you see Moochie trying to
catch his breath, his eyes, scanning for any sight of Christine as we, the
viewer, get a head start look in the far distance, as Christines headlights
round a corner and her engine can be heard revving menacingly. Very cool
moment that is heightened by a high-sounding metallic TING! that somehow is
very scary. Moochie runs off into a warehouse district and makes a fateful
run down an alley into which Christine gives chase, the narrow alley
heightening how dangerous she has really become. And when she does corner
him, man oh, man, does she do a number on him! That final shot of her grille
filling the screen as he is cut in half is awfully painful to watch.
Whew!
The crown jewel of this flick though is when Buddy Repperton gets his. The
scene is an abrupt cut to a moving stretch of dark highway. In the background
a quick tempo is beating. Cut from the asphalt to a longish view of a burning
car, Christine. As we see her a metallic ting sounds, the sharpness of of her
fiery headlights cutting a clean, blue, crystalline swath across your entire
viewing screen. Cut back to the asphalt and slowly but surely Buddy Reppertons
panting form is seen running for his life from the car. The theme music
to the film kicks in as the car with an attitude looms closer and closer
until...well, just watch the film ok? It's a "bestest" moment looking out
for believe you me.
Nice little love story I'd say. Featuring two actors you
could actually BELIEVE are lovers, Jeff Bridges and Natalie Allen. The
"bestest" moment of this film is right at the VERY end as the two say goodbye.
The alien tells Jenny Hayden he has given her a baby and that he will be a
part of them both. Then Jenny Hayden tells the alien the way humans say
goodbye and the alien does as she says. Then he leaves in a haze of blue
and red, leaving only Jenny Haydens wide eyed face filling the screen. Nice.
Nothing monumental, but it is as "bestest" as you'll get in this film.
This movie is really cool. Just plain
fun, that carries you along. An immediately likable film imho. It zips
along at a speedy rate, throwing all kinds of neat stuff at you in so many
different combinations. I count one major and one minor "bestest" moment
in the film. The minor one is in the brothel Jack Burton enters to find Miao
Yin. When Jack faces down the henchmen of Lo Pan, theres a neat scene where
he goes up to one of the Thunder Gods, and belts him in the face. No effect.
So Jack tries again. Still no effect. Jack tries to shrug the incident off
and see if he can get out of this situation in one piece. The next shot is
of him flying backwards into a room as the Thunder God sends him for a loop.
Funny stuff in that scene, funnnnnny!!! :)
But the "bestest" of the bunch is at the end. The big fight scene at the end
begins with perfectly fitting music as Wang Chi and his band of merry men
start howling their heads off, their battle cry. The enemy army yells
back its own cries of hate and the two sides start flogging each other in one
of the greatest battle royals you'll ever see on screen. The fight between
Wang Chi and the long haired Thunder God is the jewel of the entire sequence,
you really won't believe some of the shit you see, it is so good. This
fight sequence will show you why JC is such a great director of action scenes
imho.
This film, love it as I do, doesn't really have a discernable
"bestest" film moment that I am aware of. Mind you, of course, I love this
film with all my heart, but there's nothing that you can point to and say,
this is a JC film. Highlights of the film include Roddy Piper's character
discovering the alien conspiracy for the first time, and his subsequent
adventures in the city up to the point where he escapes from the
massacre in the bank.
Oh hell, I just remembered one brief scene where you
might recognize this film as a JC film. Way towards the end as Nada and
Frank are in the tv studio and making their way towards the roof they have
to survive a maddening set of hallways that seem to go on forever. And around
every corner there come a set of armed military men after the duo. Each
time the enemy shows up there is a close up of our heros rifle barrels
firing away, and then cut to the enemy falling away dead to the beat of some
mondo-cool-death-elevator music.
Once again, its been some time since I saw this
film and I can't remember everything word for word, but I'll give it a shot.
I'll have to make it short since I've seen the film once or twice only.
MY favorite "bestest" moments in the film include the computer screen acting as
a conduit for the devil as he makes it write whatever he wants it too, thus
declaring his prescence to the hapless victim in waiting. Another "bestest"
moment is when the big lug of a guy, disappears, dies, and comes back as
a zombified freak who crumbles into so many disgusting bugs, roaches,
millipedes, and other horrifying insects after delivering a death sentence to
those trapped inside the haunted church.
Okay, another very cool "bestest"
moment is when the Caucasian and Asian girls get that devil juice squirted
into their mouths'. I swear I didn't know whether to laugh or cringe. I did
a little bit of both actually ;)
And the last "bestest" moment in the film is the shot of the redhed making
the ultimate sacrificing herself for the good of humanity by jumping through
the mirror that is acting as a portal for THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS. It is a
real scary shot of her disappearing into the murk from which the THE PRINCE
OF DARKNESS has been trying to escape from. Watery, and dark as fuck!! I
don't remember any of the music from this film so I can't really comment on
that aspect of the film.
Didn't bother watching this film
entirely although I was amused at a scene where the invisible guy's pants
are seen running around, as if by themselves. And the scene where he eats
bubble gum and has his face painted are pretty cool. Not "bestest" stuff, but
pretty cool nonetheless.
This film was pretty bad in my opinion.
Maybe over time I'll get to like it. Anyway, only one "bestest" JC worth
mentioning. It's when Trent makes a fateful walk into the cellar of the
bed and breakfast he's staying in. As he makes his way down, there are
quick cuts to a bloodied axe rising, someone screaming horribly, and some
godforsaken evil worm thing grinning and shrieking a la THE THING. Then
when Trent comes down and sees what's going on and what this monstrous mess
is actually attached to, well, that is quite freaky too. Saving grace of this
entire film I think. Oh well.
Not really anything worth mentioning I'm
afraid. No "bestest" moment in the film worth looking for although I highly
recommend watching Dr. Chafee's (Christopher Reeve) speech about humanity
with the weirdo kids.
This is the first JC film in a long time where
for once the music and the scene fit perfectly and create a "bestest"
moment. It's a scene in the
film where you learn what sort of a guy Snake Plissken is. The scene begins
when a black hooker takes Snake out into an alley and tells him how to find
Cuervo Jones. A very cool rythmic thumping has started and as Snake stalks
off a couple of punks he stiffed back inside come out and start to make
trouble for him. One punk gets smart and tries to throw a knife
into Snakes back, but Snake, ever the cool dude that he is, turns around in
time and squeezes off a blast from his Warbird machine gun. Creaming that
motherfuckers ass. The music ends on a quick series of techno thumps.
Way cool. Oh yeah baby! Yeah! hehehe...
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