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Hello children, welcome to MEAN COMIX. I'm your host, Uncle Thingie, here to bring you tales of horror, violence and other ugly genre. Don't be frightned. Just curl up there in your favorite spot in front of your PC and enjoy OUR brand of entertainment. DARK FICTION. Frank explorations of the human nature, or inhuman if you wish. Remember, at Mean Comix we very much want to EAT YOUR FACE. All we ask is that you get close to your screen so we can more easily get at the nasty mutha. Do enjoy our tales, or die. hehehehe.

MEAN COMICS is published by MEAN STUDIOS. Publisher JAMES (the knife) HELKOWSKI. Violate our copyrights and we'll violate your corpse.

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ICE COLD FRANK. Drunken thug for hire with a mind full of rage, a gut full of cheap ass liquor and a heart full of Hell. Welcome to the newest comic on the web. Welcome to chapter One "TANGO PASION", in which we discover Frank's cold objectivity being threatened by the need for personal revenge.


The Dark Romance begins as MEAN STUDIOS presents THE BRIDE OF DRACULA. James Helkowski shows you the crimson side of love in this ongoing story based on the Bram Stoker classic.



In the quest for richeousness, stumbling blocks are often thrown to shake the resolve of those who seek faith.This might be one path to SALVATION. This completed short story features Brother Sabastian, a character that made his ugly debut in the pages of Boneyard Press' FLOWERS ON THE RAZORWIRE


Online comic CRAZY DREAMS: THE ONSLAUGHT OF CAPTAIN VODKA By James (the knife) Helkowski. A completed short story.


Announcing, a new book for your dark amusement. This image is the link to the promo for an entirely new project. A collaborative effort between MEAN STUDIOS and HALLUCINATION STUDIOS.

And now, as if you weren't already stunned by our wonderfulness, a NEW FEATURE (that's right), as MEAN COMIX presents MEANMAN. Click the art below to see the comic. MEANMAN, trendy new superhero of the current economic slump. "JUSTICE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Evildoers may now pee in their pants



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