DISCWORLD QUIZ!!!!!
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1. What is Death's horse called?
a) Slinky
b) Binky
c) Kinky
2. What is the surname Death chose when he became a farmer in Reaper Man?
a) Scythe
b) Sky
c) Door
3. What is the camel in Pyramids called?
a) You Twit
b) You Git
c) You Shit
d) You Bastard
4. What do members of the Assassin's Guild use in order to avoid insult to their victims?
a) A mirror
b) A clean dagger
c) Aftershave
5. What does Imp Y Celyn mean?
a) Bloody Stupid Welshman
b) Sod of the Brolly
c) Bud of the Holly
6. When was the Unseen University founded?
a) 1282 AM
b) 1:00 PM
c) 3962 BC
7. What was the sea troll in Colour of Magic called?
a) Tethis
b) Tetanus
c) Fetish
8. What is the Luggage made of?
a) Mahogany
b) Sapient Pearwood
c) Oak
9. What species was Dragon, the head of the Ankh-Morpork College of Royal Heralds?
a) Vampire
b) Dragon
c) Banshee
10. What is unusual about Mr. Ixolite the Banshee?
a) He is the only male banshee in existence
b) He is the only remaining Banshee on the Disc
c) He has a speech impediment and as a result slips notes under peoples' doors as opposed to standing on their rooftop screaming
Oh My God!
1. Put these in order: Auditors of Reality; humans; Old High Ones; Gods; Death.
2. Name one of the Old High Ones.
3. Who is the 'head' God?
4. What happens to an Auditor of Reality if it starts to develop a personality?
5. How did Blind Io get his name?
6. What is the name of the crocodile god?
7. What do the Gods use as a dice box?
8. What gender is Time?
9. Where do the Gods live?
10. How old is Time?
1. Which army did Death join in Soul Music?
2. What happened to the skeletal horse Death once tried?
3. What weapon does Death use for special occasions such as when royalty dies?
4. Name 3 things Bill Door used to sharpen his scythe in Reaper Man.
5. What times do the hands on Death's clock point to?
6. Who is Death's granddaughter?
7. What did Death kill when Rincewind was rescued by a tree dryad in Colour of Magic?
8. What food is Death particularly partial to?
9. Fill in the gaps: Death is an
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10. Apart from wizards, what living being can see Death?
And One Last Tricky Question
Just to see if you read the footnotes...
What is the New York second?