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- 09/29/00 22:56:15
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Jim Blaine - 03/04/00 22:07:48
My Email:jblaine5@hotmail.com
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: Vodka
Length of underarm hair: short
Longest time without influence of alcohol: les than 24 hrs
Name of pet Albatross: cunny
Favourite silly quote: The worst I ever had was wonderful
Best experience of sucking: clit
Comments:
Would love to hear from a pretyy lady !!
Jackie - 11/24/99 15:39:08
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: GREEN
Length of underarm hair: 4INCHES
Name of pet Albatross: LUCKY
Favourite silly quote: WHATEVER
Best experience of sucking: U WOULD LIKE 2 KNOW
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Mr Neill N A Stewart - 07/15/99 18:48:41
My URL:http://www.warwick.ac.uk/~mauso
My Email:N.N.A.Stewart@warwick.ac.uk
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: Neill
Length of underarm hair: ~ 4 inches
Longest time without influence of alcohol: lent
Name of pet Albatross: Nancy
Favourite silly quote: Whenever (according to Steve)
Best experience of sucking: Wouldn't you like to know?
Comments:
Visit Muff, just 3 miles North of Londonderry!
Helen Barlow - 05/20/99 13:41:41
My Email:psuot@csv.warwick.ac.uk
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: Chocolate Milk
Longest time without influence of alcohol: Week, maybe
Name of pet Albatross: Alistair
Favourite silly quote: Grrr?
Best experience of sucking: See pet Albatross
Comments:
How many biros?
Destiny - 02/10/99 22:48:18
My URL:http://members.aol.com/IrishDstny/index.html
My Email:PoetikRiot@aol.com
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: chocolate~covered
Length of underarm hair: naked
Longest time without influence of alcohol: first fews yearz of my life...
Name of pet Albatross: gunther
Favourite silly quote: so it was a bad note.
Best experience of sucking: a grape popsicle...
Comments:
yeah, i'm putting your Friends page up on my linx page. so come visit. (yeah you've got a nice page by the way)
Sexy Tune Bird - 01/20/99 21:20:07
My Email:gwyneth@monkswood.freeserve.co.uk
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: Lemon
Length of underarm hair: As long as possible
Longest time without influence of alcohol: As short as possible
Name of pet Albatross: Trolley
Favourite silly quote: I've always preferred sheep to mongooses, actually.
Best experience of sucking: The ice cubes in my vodka-martini
Comments:
I was sent here by the Fearsome Fascist of Bohemia: most amusing......
fascist to the music dept., Alton College - 01/07/99 20:10:08
My URL:http://www.musicnow.co.uk/composers/read.html
My Email:no F mail
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: Avacado
Length of underarm hair: 4'6"
Longest time without influence of alcohol: a Choral Society rehearsal
Name of pet Albatross: do you get waffers with it ?
Favourite silly quote: Bryan Light
Best experience of sucking: when I last tried to play Sylvia's oboe
Comments:
Potato wot ?
The Beer Monster - 12/13/98 13:54:39
My URL:None - yet
My Email:thereheis@hotmail.com
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: Caffreys
Length of underarm hair: Long enough
Longest time without influence of alcohol: HA HA HA!!!
Name of pet Albatross: Murphy
Favourite silly quote: Fook Off, Ugh!, Bitter
Best experience of sucking: The head of a Guiness
Comments:
Emanuel Kant was a real piss-ant!
Angel - 11/18/98 15:51:20
My Email:only if you ask nice!
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: mmm,licorice
Length of underarm hair: eww.i shave!
Longest time without influence of alcohol: ah what time is it?
Name of pet Albatross: jello
Favourite silly quote: too many to write
Best experience of sucking: huh?
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hee hee hee..really liked you site! thought it was fun!<
10/23/98 10:30:46
Name: Bad Bunny
My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me
Just surfing. Thanks.
Cindy - 09/29/98 07:24:42
My URL:http://www.zecrets.com/users/cindy
My Email:cinth@usa.net
comment: Nice page.... please come visit my site :-)
Thanks,
Cindy
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Juanita - 06/18/98 16:01:57
My URL:http://members.aol.com/TvFan5928/Friends.html
My Email:TvFan5928@aol.com
You came by and signed my guestbook, so I thought I'd do the same..Great Page...
Russell Burton - 05/05/98 18:27:46
My URL:http://website.lineone.net/~burton
My Email:russell_burton@lineone.net
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: I skip straight to desert....
Length of underarm hair: Longer than my ruler.
Favourite silly quote: Denial is the best form of admittance
Dave Gibson - 03/10/98 12:09:35
My URL:No Mines Very Poor
My Email:u7dag@dcs.shef.ac.uk
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: Female
Length of underarm hair: Same as the rest of my body hair
Longest time without influence of alcohol: Well, they could only hold me for 46 hours
Name of pet Albatross: The Evil One
Favourite silly quote: Er, whats that on your face?
Best experience of sucking: Lemons on a Rope
Lucy Johnsen sent me, and now I AM HE-RE.....Cool Page.
Ben Shaw - 03/09/98 22:18:44
My URL:http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~shaw1
My Email:dirkdiggler@stones.com
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: curry
Length of underarm hair: 3cm
Longest time without influence of alcohol: 40 days & 40 nights
Name of pet Albatross: dinsdale
Favourite silly quote: this is very silly indeed, and a bit suspect i think
Best experience of sucking: Lucy (i imagine)
Lucy johnson sent me here. So you can go and visit my page to return the favour. I like your page. email me to exchange comedy banta.
Andrea Perren - 03/06/98 18:25:52
My Email:looooooveeee
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: Stephen sauce
Length of underarm hair: none
Longest time without influence of alcohol: a week
Name of pet Albatross: stephen
Favourite silly quote: silly
Best experience of sucking: stephen
Hello! Well done keep up the informative work! That's all folks! Love ya!
Dennis C. - 03/02/98 00:06:59
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Studio/4393
My Email:dennisdallas@geocities.com
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: Plain Vanilla
Length of underarm hair: "How To Remove Unwanted Hair": PFFTHT!PFTOOEY!!
Longest time without influence of alcohol: 7 years...oops that's the AGE of this whiskey!
Name of pet Albatross: Monty
Favourite silly quote: "...it hasn't got MUCH Spam in it!"
Best experience of sucking: I'd say, but *she'd* get embarrassed...
great website... keep up the good work.
the mixture of pictures, quotes, and sounds was very well done.
Mr. Michael (Beige) Henry - 01/25/98 19:22:59
My Email:M.Henry@hw.ac.uk
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: Slat 'n' Vinegar
Length of underarm hair: 12 metres
Longest time without influence of alcohol: As short as possible...
Name of pet Albatross: Stella
Favourite silly quote: MMM....It's in Belgium!!
Best experience of sucking: Ask Stella..
Just another hello. Bohemia is very interesting. Unfortunately for me, I haven't got a "wav" whatsit, so can someone email me and tell me what it is??
Judy - 01/16/98 23:21:39
My Email:jcho@ate-test.com
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: pistachio
Length of underarm hair: depends on the hair
Longest time without influence of alcohol: 20 seconds
Name of pet Albatross: Shemp
Favourite silly quote: You sons of silly persons!!!
Best experience of sucking: my big toe...with corns
I just sent you a message earlier asking where your guestbook was...completely disregard that, okay?
Stephen Elgie - 12/11/97 14:16:55
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/1125
My Email:se7439@bristol.ac.uk
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: bogey flavour of course
Length of underarm hair: It's in fucking platts its so long
Longest time without influence of alcohol: Umm..about 15 minutes
Name of pet Albatross: Bill
Favourite silly quote: "Please sign this... please! Go on. I'll say nee to you!"
Best experience of sucking: Come off it.
Hi, I found you via Steve James' website. Are all his friends off their trolleys?
Amelia - 12/03/97 14:24:03
My Email:amyw@gsmd1.demon.co.uk
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: Gunk'n'spunk (with just a dash of lime)
Length of underarm hair: In dreadlocks, so can't really tell (prob. 6 - 7 ft)
Longest time without influence of alcohol: er...
Name of pet Albatross: Graham
Favourite silly quote: "The faster you go, the more fun it is, Barry"
Best experience of sucking: Mother's breast was good, but a nice turkey on a stick gets me humming
Will you say 'nee' to me anyway?
Angus McCoatup - 11/30/97 13:34:22
My URL:http://www.whisky.com
My Email:AMCCOATUP@hlands.co.uk
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: Haggis
Length of underarm hair: Unknown, underarm hair merges into general body hair
Longest time without influence of alcohol: I make whisky
Name of pet Albatross: Connery
Favourite silly quote: Och Aye The Noo
Best experience of sucking: Whisky bottle
Not enough Tartan
Judith Dickinson - 11/21/97 20:07:40
My Email:gsumn@csv.warwick.ac.uk
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: Lemon curd - need you ask!
Length of underarm hair: 0.2mm
Longest time without influence of alcohol: Hiccup! What?....sorry?...
Name of pet Albatross: Ursula
Favourite silly quote: Alistair: " Let's take some big, fat fruit truck action!"
Best experience of sucking: That would involve a strawberry mini milk ice lolly, and my ex-boyfriend
Steve mate, I've had my suspicions for a while now, but they've just been confirmed: you're COMPLETELTY insane! But I love ya! Your erm, individuality is most welcome in our hall - you always succeed in cheering me up! Stay funky!
lucy johnson (cybersatan69er) - 11/21/97 12:38:37
My Email:stuuf@csv.warwick.ac.uk
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: medium maturity, slight cheesy flavour is a must
Length of underarm hair: pass, but the hairs on my nipples are approx 20cm.
Longest time without influence of alcohol: since its 12:30 I'd say about 9 hours
Name of pet Albatross: yogi
Favourite silly quote: sorry I'm afraid it's too obscene for general public viewing
Best experience of sucking: being sucked
Hey there steve, pretty cool page. Why did you need to ask about my sucking experiences I told you the truth when I came before-you're the best ever!!!
Michael (Beige) Henry - 11/20/97 21:36:28
My URL:http://_____
My Email:MHenry@hw.ac.uk
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: Salt 'n' Vinegar
Length of underarm hair: 3 feet
Longest time without influence of alcohol: 0.00000001nano seconds
Name of pet Albatross: MR. POTOLEMY
Favourite silly quote: MMMMMMMM... Nice!!!
Best experience of sucking: Ask Stella...
Someone email me 'cause I don't get many.
Me - 11/19/97 09:53:12
My Email:Cool
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: strawberry
Length of underarm hair: personal
Longest time without influence of alcohol: always
Name of pet Albatross: mel
Favourite silly quote: red
Best experience of sucking: you
The computers are still down so I will be here at 12pm under romance if you think to look here, waiting to speak to you....Silly93
P.S. Think of something new for this part I've seen it too many times!!!
Andrea - 11/18/97 16:51:03
My Email:boo
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: you
Length of underarm hair: 5m
Longest time without influence of alcohol: never
Name of pet Albatross: sara
Favourite silly quote: could you BE any sillier
Best experience of sucking: you
I'm back Feeling good, I thought that as you don't have many signatures that I would just write again and also to say that I haven't been able to email you yet today as the computer is going mad!! Just like you. Have FUN!!
Jezza - 11/18/97 15:57:18
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: tomato
Length of underarm hair: long
Longest time without influence of alcohol: never
Name of pet Albatross: Steve
Favourite silly quote: Kinda Kool
Best experience of sucking: MMMMMMMMMM
Alistair - 11/18/97 00:51:56
My Email:thereheis@hotmail.com
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: Plain, but with a cheesy dip
Length of underarm hair: N/A I have underarm beize - it's better for snooker and pool
Longest time without influence of alcohol: N/A Alcohol is immediately produced from sugar in my blood keeping me alive
Name of pet Albatross: "The Albatross With No Name"
Favourite silly quote: Ni!
Best experience of sucking: N/A I don't suck baby - I blow
Why the nasty red background to this page I would pefer something in paisley...
Steve James - 11/15/97 17:51:10
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Library/2409
My Email:sj7431@bristol.ac.uk
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: Strawberry
Length of underarm hair: Medium
Longest time without influence of alcohol: 3 days
Name of pet Albatross: Flunky
Favourite silly quote: "I'm Brian and so's my wife!"
Best experience of sucking: lollipop
Nee
Steve - 11/14/97 18:14:04
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: Nice 'n' Spicy
Length of underarm hair: Not quite long enough to plait.
Longest time without influence of alcohol: 17 years
Name of pet Albatross: Eric
Favourite silly quote: I used to be indecisive but now I'm not sure...
Best experience of sucking: Electrolux 6398 mark 4
Hmmmm, yeah this is just about good enough to warrent a link from my page. But there's no black backgrounds or pictures of Gillian Anderson anywhere....
Bath Woman - 11/13/97 13:02:07
My Email:Caroline.Perren@snellwilcox.com
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: Chilli
Length of underarm hair: 0.000000000000000000000000000001mmm
Longest time without influence of alcohol: 0.00000000000000001sec
Name of pet Albatross: Molly
Favourite silly quote: Could I BE more serious?
Best experience of sucking: In the Bath!!!!!!
Bubble Time is coming soon....... So watch this space.
You - 11/13/97 12:45:17
My Email:You@sillyland.com
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: you know it baby
Length of underarm hair: none
Longest time without influence of alcohol: never
Name of pet Albatross: silly
Favourite silly quote: cool
Best experience of sucking: an ant
I'm back feeling good!! Ihope that you are being good people- we can't have any naughty ones now can we!!
I hope that you are going to do more with this page it's gettinbg boring!!
Stay cool!! Take care U!
The 7am one xxxxxx
Silly Perren - 11/12/97 12:29:13
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: Green
Length of underarm hair: 0.000000000000001mm
Longest time without influence of alcohol: 1 hour
Name of pet Albatross: Stephen
Favourite silly quote: Grooovy baby
Best experience of sucking: my boyfriend
To the little man of my dreams, Well I've worked it out!! I hope that you are ok. I would like to more on this wonderful page, please. I love you and you do look good naked!! I'll see you soon. Take care, you lillte groovy baby. I would like to eat chocol
te with you soon. Sillyxxxx
Judy Cho - 11/10/97 16:55:18
My Email:jcho@ate-test.com
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: chunky monkey
Length of underarm hair: 3/4"
Longest time without influence of alcohol: 4 months 6 days
Name of pet Albatross: poopie
Favourite silly quote: OH BUGGER!!!
Best experience of sucking: I'll tell you later....
Watch the English Patient...C'est film de manufique!!! Ralph Fiennes est bonne homme!!! I want him.
The Drastic Sturgeon - 11/09/97 21:45:06
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Library/3932
My Email:phuyf@csv.warwick.ac.uk
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: Hedgehog
Length of underarm hair: 45cm (unrolled)
Longest time without influence of alcohol: N/A
Name of pet Albatross: Albert
Favourite silly quote: Over the years, I've come to think of you all as... people I met.
Best experience of sucking: Milkshake
Quack Quack Gibber Gibber My Old Man's A Mushroom!
Andrea Perren - 11/07/97 17:13:49
My Email:You know it silly
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: Salt'n'vinegar
Length of underarm hair: none
Longest time without influence of alcohol: 17 years
Name of pet Albatross: john
Favourite silly quote: red
Best experience of sucking: my boyfriend
You are a very sexy but crazy man. I'm completly in love with you- especially if you buy me presents. Will you go out with me? It could be a laugh particularly if I get to see you naked!!
Austin Powers - 11/05/97 19:19:01
My URL:http://www.the_page/for_me/ok/
My Email:A.Power@danger.ac.uk
Favourite flavour of toenail clipping: Orange
Length of underarm hair: 13.6cm
Longest time without influence of alcohol: 30 years (I was frozen baby!)
Name of pet Albatross: William
Favourite silly quote: Ice ice baby
Best experience of sucking: Every night baby
This is the most Shagtastic page I've been to! You are a most Shagadelic Dude! Groovy!
