Welcome to
Kick back and enjoy yourself...
Because the bombastic bash is about to begin!
As our oldest and dearest friends started streaming into the party,
we noticed several new folks in the crowd.
Great! What a perfect opportunity to meet and greet our new neighbors!
.....
We soon realized that it would be frightfully difficult to keep up with the Jones'
+
who cordially brought along a substantial sample of their hearty home brew,
as well as their brother-in-law Bob Johnson, a real party animal.
With the arrival of roughly forty or fifty more familiar faces,
the fabulous fiesta feverishly grew into quite the fantastic and flamboyant affair.
Fortunately, our fashionably late
guest of honor finally also appeared in the front foyer.
.....
PHEW!
Ladies and gentlemen:
Let's have a warm western welcome for
everybody's best bud,
the grand guru of the gourmand,
the darling domestic diva,
that hostess with the mostest,
the one
and the only...
Martha Stewart
(Click Martha Stewart For a Private Uke Solo)
Demonstrating impeccably magnificent manners,
a savvy insight into the hottest, most happening party trends,
and an innate flair for gratifying gourmet taste buds:
Martha Stewart graciously and generously brought along a large and
EEK!
Martha Stewart proudly proclaimed:
"This recipe is the essence of my newest philosophy.
Ingeniously, I call it enlightened cooking.
This dish is both hearty and satisfying: just the kind of food I crave at any time of the year.
It's a grown-up but low-fat version of milk and cookies."
?HUH?
Little did we know then-
Martha Stewart's visit might literally bring down the house!
If you dare to know more about Martha Stewart's visit...
(Click Onward to Continue the Madcap
Fun With Guest of Horror: Martha Stewart)
Curiosity Can Kill: Martha Stewart - "I Be Mean & I Be Green"
Return to MrsMegaByte's Home Page (For Further Fun with Martha Stewart)