---

The Martha Stewart Collection...

---

Martha Stewart's Luncheon Faux Pas
aka: Martha Stewart "Does Lunch" with Bill Clinton

Martha Stewart's personal Presidential de-briefing follows. Enjoy!



"Think of the great following Martha has throughout the country -
There's no telling how she's broadened my base today."
President Bill Clinton said at the luncheon.

---

Martha Stewart, role model for billions of Americans,
has become the first to censure President Clinton.

The sixth-season premier of Martha Stewart's daily television show, "Martha Stewart Living",
was to have been devoted entirely to a luncheon date with Bill Clinton.

"After reflection on subsequent events...
We feel that airing the program would be inappropriate at this time."

What a crowning jewel that get-together must have been!

---

Executives at "Martha Stewart Living" decided to scrub the broadcast
rather than air the 30-minute television show detailing

"Down-home" Martha Stewart-style entertainment for the president,

including an all-American meal complete with
wild stallion, mini cheesecake, pizza-to-go, and an after dinner dance and cigar.

The president "ate with gusto," Stewart said.

---

The cancelled broadcast also featured a present Martha Stewart made for the president:
a monogrammed set of bedroom pillows.

"I'm sure he'll enjoy using these," Martha said as she posed with a pillow for the camera.

---

Bill Clinton and Martha Stewart
ended the perfect afternoon affair with the usual hug.

---

There's much, much more where this came from!

Home Sweet Home