15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women
1. You can enjoy beer all month long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
4. Beer is never late.
5. Hangovers go away.
6. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
7. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
8. A beer won't get upset if you come with a different beer on your smell
on your breath.
9. Beer newer has a headache.
10. The worse you treat a beer, the more head you get.
11. You can have more than one beer at night and not feel guilty.
12. You can share a beer with your friends.
13. You always know you're the first to pop a beer.
14. A beer is always wet.
15. A frigid beer is a good beer.
After the Great Canadian Beer Festival in Toronto, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Mexico sits down and says “Hey Senior, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says "I'd like a silver bullet, give me a Coors." He gets it. The guy from Molson sits down and says "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Canadian or something?" and the Molson president replies "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."
