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Alexandra Morrison, founder and sole employee of acme designs, was born the love child of actor Gerard Depardieu and baseball commissioner Bud Selig. Her July 1938 birth is believed by many historians to have been the trigger event for World War II. Morrison's career began as a member of The Little Rascals. Her character was quickly written out of the show once it became clear she could not work with Alfalfa. Moving on to bigger and better things, she became best known for playing the role of "Little Ricky" on I Love Lucy from 1953-57. In the 1960s, Morrison began sinking into a dark world filled with drugs, booze, and candy corn. Luckily, she recovered, and in 1978 joined the cast of All in the Family as little Stephanie, the adorable child adopted by the Bunkers in a desperate attempt to reinvigorate the sagging series. That attempt failed, but Morrison's career continued to thrive anyway. She accepted, and shone in, the role of Arnold Jackson on Diff'rent Strokes for eight hilarious seasons. Alas, young Alexandra soon grew tired of the business. Calling Hollywood a "cancer-ridden hellhole filled with liars and pimps," Morrison joined a Belgrade monastery in late 1991. But in 1994, she got the acting bug again, touring the world as Annie until she was tragically cut down by a degenerative toe disease, now known as Morrison's Syndrome. She gradually withdrew from society, and died in 1998. Currently, Ms. Morrison is a graduate student at Kean University in New Jersey. |