THE GIRL IN GOLD BOOTS
REVIEW DATE:4:27:9:9

HOME

VAULT

RATINGS

MISSION
STATEMENT

LINK

Mail             

Ah, yes, another movie to appear on Mystery Science Theater 3000 (God rest its soul). Like most movies that appear on MST3K, I have a lot of words that discribe it nicely. Here are some of them:

Stupid, witless, gutless, trashy, plotless, imbecilic, badly acted, scriptless, idiotic, fatuous, driveling; vacant, mindless, witless, brainless, crappy, weak-headed, dull, shallow, stolid, dim-witted, thick skulled; shallow, weak, wanting, soft, sappy, stupid, obtuse, blunt, stolid, doltish, thick as a brick, asinine; childish, childlike, infantile, puerile, simple.

(Big inhale)

Foolish, silly, senseless, irrational, insensate, nonsensical, inept, frivolous, trifling; eccentric, crazed, rash, thoughtless, giddy, stupid (again); unwise, injudicious, improper, unreasonable, ridiculous, stupid (again), asinine; ill-conceived, ill-advised, ill-judged, inexpedient, trivial, useless, stupid, stupid, a thousand times STUPID!!!!

And I'd still prefer it over Armageddon.

RATING (OUT OF A POSSIBLE FIVE)

gzil.gif (728 bytes)

LAUGH AT IT, THEN BE SICK OF IT.