Hoe noem je een suicidale homo?

Tauge!

Er zitten twee straaljagers in een boom.

Ze zijn aan het strippokeren.

Komt er een ei langsgevlogen en ze vragen of hij meedoet.

Zegt het ei: "Nee, ik moet naar de kapper!"

(Thanks to Caroline Bleeker)

Hoe heet het rode paardje in de manege?

Tamponytje!

(Thanks to BNN)

monday 26th of october 1998 - thursday 11th of february 1999

A man visits an exclusive drugstore, and asks for condoms.
The salesman says: "I've got three types. A normal one, a black one and one looking like Mickey Mouse.
The normal one costs 1 dollar, the black one 5 dollars and the Mickey Mouse-condom costs 10 dollars."
The man buys the black condom and goes home to test it on his wife.
In the heat of the moment the condom tears open and nine months later a little baby boy is born.
When the boy is 8 years old he asks his father:
"Daddy, why am I black and not white you and mommy?"
His daddy answers: "Shut up!
Five dollars more and you would have had huge ears!!"
Thanks to Edith for this great joke