Yuffie V is humming to herself in the studio, listening to her headphones. She sings along to the "Friends" theme until she notices the special guests have entered. She quickly takes the headphones off and stands up, her facered. Vincent and Cloud stand on stage, looking around, wondering why there are no people in the audience. Yuffie V looks nervously at them and tells them to take a seat.

Yuffie V: I'm sorry about this, please don't be angry, but I'm here to have a private chat with you, if you don't mind. So it'll only be you, me, and the camera guy over there. *waves to the camera guy and turns back to them*

Cloud: *wiping his forehead* Phew! That's a relief... Those fans are pretty scary sometimes. *turns to the camera* Just kidding! I love my fans!

Yuffie V: Don't take this the wrong way, I just didn't want all those noisy fans out there.

Vincent: Quite alright! *nods at Yuffie V, smiling*

Yuffie V: *tries to keep her cool* Ok, first of all, I'd like to know a little more about you, if that's possible! You know, maybe something about your past, your brother, Vincent... what you want to do with your lives. ^_^

Cloud: Well, I'll go first... I was born in Midgar, unlike my character on the sitcom, who was born in Nibelheim. I don't have any brothers or sisters, but I have two loving parents who I care about very much... Well, actually, my father and my step mother. And, about what I want to do with my life... I just want to go on acting and singing! Oh, and of course, I want to be with my one true love, Aeris, forever. :)

Vincent: Ok, ok, my turn now. I was born in Nibelheim, just like my character on the sitcom... And, well, my brother, Victor Valentine is a real nice guy in real life, nothing like the creep he plays on the show! *smiles*

Yuffie V: :) That's good to hear. It's hard to find good brother-brother relationships these days. So Cloud, you and Aeris met on the set? What was that like? :)

Cloud: How did you know about that? *smiles* It was romantic. ^_^ I didn't know who my co-star was going to be, but I knew I had to be kissing her in front of the cameras, so I was a little nervous. When I saw her, I almost fainted, she was just so beautiful. Later, I found out from Tifa that she felt the same way about me... And that first kiss you saw on the first episode- that was our first kiss, and 100% real!

Vincent: Heh. ;P

Yuffie V: Ohh, that is sooo sweet! :) Vinnie... mind if I call you that?

Vincent: Uh, call me whatever you want. ;)

Yuffie V: ^_^ How did you and Yuffie happen to meet? Was it romantic? ^_-

Vincent: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

Cloud: Poor Vince. *pats him on the head*

Vincent: Ok, ok, ok, I'll admit it. Yuffie and I are going out!

Cloud: Everybody knows about that, Vince. ^_^

Yuffie V: HA! I KNEW IT!! I JUST KNEW IT!!! *has a little victory fit and then calms down* Sorry... Do you guys think "Just Another Sitcom" will eventually have a lot of viewers?

Cloud: That would be really, really wonderful! We have quite a few viewers coming to watch us at tapings, that's really exciting.

Vincent: The secret's out! Happy, Cloud?? Are you happy, Mr. Strife? After all this torture, the secret's out!

Cloud: Calm down, Vince. We're on the air.

Vincent: Yeah, yeah, yeah... *sits down, and slowly goes back to normal*

Cloud: He's finally cracked. ;)

Yuffie V: Aww, poor Vinnie. Him and I have both seemed to crack! ^_^ What do you think about the whole cast starring in a movie?

Vincent: Hey, that *would* be great!

Cloud: That's an idea that's being thrown around... You'd have to ask Love Gainsborough...

Yuffie V: I'll do just that! Well, that's all for now. Thanks again for meeting me here! You guys go home and get some rest now. Good night! :)

Cloud: Thanks, Yuff! *starts to wave to the fans, then remembers there aren't any, and stops* Uh... Thanks, then.

Vincent: Hey, I feel better now that everybody knows... *gets nervous* I just hope Yuffie doesn't mind...

Cloud: *shaking his head* You're pathetic, Vince. G'night, Miss V!

Yuffie V: G'night! And thanks again. Don't worry, Vince! :)

~Fin~