Greetings, Friends!
Welcome to Mindy Fought's House of Pain!
Contentos Buenos:
Friends!
Family!
Randoms!
Our Mission
MY RESUME!
These are some of my friends...Aren't they scary?
This is Chad Snodgrass. He lived on my dorm floor when I was a freshman. He is really creepy, and wears shorts, white socks and brown loafers EVERYWHERE!.
I used to volunteer for a Teen Suicide Hotline in Columbus, OH. I'm so good. This is Amy Cissel. She used to volunteer with me on Tuesday nights. Nobody really wants to kill themsleves on Tuesday nights.
Goldfish
In my belly is a goldfish
I swallowed it and kept it there.
I sing to it, and can feel it wiggle
when it especially likes the tune-
Brahms makes it do backflips of glee.
-------------Jewel (1999)
FishyBar
In my belly, there is a pizza, a chocolate dipped cone, mac and cheese, half of a cheeseburger that fell on the floor of a Queens Burger King, Raisinets, a glass of Kentucky Gentleman Whiskey, a blow pop I stole off of my co-worker's desk, a tootsie roll I found while changing my bed sheets and a turnip. The food mixture bonds together and start a war with my internal organs. Jewel is rich as hell and I'm fucking POOR!!! sort of .
---------------Mindy Fought, 1999
My friend Andy Backoff and I did the pan trick from the Simpsons, where Homer and Bart run head-on into each other wearing pans. It didn't hurt that bad, but Backoff was a pussy about the whole thing.
Want to touch my weiner?
Want to e-mail me at mfought@jobson.com