Messing With Posers!

This is a little section I decided to add where I interview self-proclaimed 'N Sync members, and either annoy them, or totally blow their cover. Sounds like fun, doesn't it? Well, here we go! The words in parentheses are my comments.

Poser #1: This one is a Justin poser. She was actually pretty cool, and really nice about the whole thing. Even after I blew her cover. *Wicked laughter* I protected her screen name, because she was a nice little poser, and if you're nice, I'm nice. Well, kind of. Here it is:

Kristin15_2001_99: "Hey, are you a poser?"

Kristin15_2001_99: "Hello??? Are you a poser?"

Justin: who are you?"

Kristin15_2001_99: "My names's Kristin, but why won't you answer my question?"

Kristin15_2001_99: "Because if you're Justin, shouldn't you be at a concert right now?"

Justin: its 10:45"

Kristin15_2001_99: "So is the concert over?"

Justin: yes"

Kristin15_2001_99: "Oh, how'd it go?"

Justin: fun"

Kristin15_2001_99: "Did you get all the thrusting out of your system?"

Justin: how do you know my s/n?" (This wasn't the actual screen name, obviously.)

Kristin15_2001_99: "It's pretty obvious."

Justin: is not" (It was. Trust me on this, it was.)

Kristin15_2001_99: "I think it is."

Justin: i could say i'm a poser and no one would ever know" (Ummm...okay...)

Kristin15_2001_99: "I guess you could, couldn't you?"

Justin: yep "

Kristin15_2001_99: "Hmm. So what do you think of all these rumors about you and Britney?"

Justin: NOT TRUE"

Kristin15_2001_99: "I know. That's not what I asked. What do you think about them?"

Justin: i hate them"

Kristin15_2001_99: "I don't blame you. Have you heard all these rumors about you and Tonya Mitchell?" (If you don't know who Tonya is, go to the Justin's Girlfriend page.)

Justin: no not yet and i don't want to either"

Kristin15_2001_99: "Are you just friends with her?"

Justin: not really"

Justin: why are we talking about me?" (Dodge questions much?)

Kristin15_2001_99: "Why don't you like her?"

Kristin15_2001_99: "Hello?"

Justin: what?"

Kristin15_2001_99: "Why don't you like Tonya?"

Justin: i don't wanta talk about me i wanta enjoy me time" (Yes "Justin". We all deserve a little Me Time. I agree.)

Justin: k"

Kristin15_2001_99: "Okay, what do you want to talk about?"

Kristin15_2001_99: "I'm open for anything."

Justin: i don't know me and jc are seeing what people are saying about us" (Oooh, I guess I got lucky. I get two! Let me tell you, that made my day.)

Kristin15_2001_99: "Oh really. Do you remember when somebody showed you Dax's CD a couple weeks ago?"

Justin: ??"

Kristin15_2001_99: "Don't you know who Dax is?" (Dax is 'N Sync's former keyboardist. The real Justin would obviously know this, and he would remember Tash (a girl I know) showing him his CD.)

Justin: no i'm a poser leave me alone" (Ha! Success at last! I decided to keep going. Pick the brain of a poser.)

Kristin15_2001_99: "You said you weren't a poser."

Justin: ugh please i want some time to relax"

Kristin15_2001_99: "Okay. So are you a poser or aren't you?"

Justin: lol"

Kristin15_2001_99: "Seriously. I think you'll have to get a new screen name if you want to keep being a poser, because I pretty much blew your cover, didn't I? If you don't know who Dax and Tonya are, you need to do some more research."

Kristin15_2001_99: "Want me to tell you, so you know next time?"

Justin: ok please don't tell"

Kristin15_2001_99: "Don't tell who? Other people?"

Justin: that i'm a poser"

Kristin15_2001_99: "Okay. I won't tell people. Have you done a pretty good job up until now?"

Justin: yep"

Justin: and i got 3 poser friends"

Justin: i need a joey"

Justin: wanna help?" (Why would she ask me? I just blew her cover, and she wants me to help her by being Joey. Sure, you can think that. Whatever.)

Kristin15_2001_99: "Well, I'm planning on posting this transcript on my site, but I won't give away your s/n. "

Justin: ok thanx"

Justin: do you wanna be our joey"

Kristin15_2001_99: "I'm doing a little section where I talk to posers, and then I try to blow their cover or annoy them, then I post it on my site. You're the first one I've talked to, but I must say you did a fairly good job. Especially on the dodging questions part. If I didn't know better, I'd say TransCon themselves must have taught you."

Justin: lol"

Justin: well i got a lance and a jc and a chris"

Kristin15_2001_99: "Have you convinced quite a few people?"

Justin: tons"

Kristin15_2001_99: "Are you a girl or a guy?"

Justin: one girl wants to marry me"

Justin: girl"

Kristin15_2001_99: "Ha! That's pretty sad."

Justin: i know i'm like eww"

Kristin15_2001_99: "Yeah, and then you have to play along. "

Justin: i know"

Kristin15_2001_99: "I'm going to go post this now, so I'll talk to you later, "Justin"."




Poser #2: I can't stand this poser. For one thing, he(she) is a moron, for another, he's very rude, and lastly, well, he's just an incredible moron. That's why I'm giving his screen name away, so feel free to IM him and tell him what a moron he is.

Kristin15_2001_99: "Hey"

fubu_jt_18: hey"

Kristin15_2001_99: "So where are you from?"

fubu_jt_18: O-Town"

Kristin15_2001_99: "Are you the real Justin, or are you a poser?" (I know, this is a dumb question. I just wanted to see what the response would be.)

fubu_jt_18: why would you ask me a thing like that? posers suck"

Kristin15_2001_99: "Yeah, I have to agree. I just find it hard to believe that the real Justin would have the time to come into a chat room. If you say you're him, I guess I can't argue with you." (If you don't know me well enough to know better, I was lying here. I knew from the second I saw his screen name that he was a poser. I just didn't want to scare him off before I could talk to him a little.)

Kristin15_2001_99: "So how was tonight's concert?"

fubu_jt_18: well 'N Sync are normal people...we like to do everything you do except play hopscotch..a little Joey there" (Oh my God! Excuse me while I laugh so hard my spline bursts!)

Kristin15_2001_99: "Yeah, that's kind of weird that you quote your friends. "

fubu_jt_18: why? we're best friends just like brothers"

Kristin15_2001_99: "Well yeah, but I don't know too many people who recite stuff that their friends say more than a year after they've said it, but hey, if that's what you go for... You didn't answer my question. How was tonights concert?"

fubu_jt_18: We had fun...no mess-ups"

Kristin15_2001_99: "That's cool. What was up with JC's mic Thursday?" (For those of you who don't know, I was at the concert August 5, and JC's microphone didn't work during TUMH.)

fubu_jt_18: electrical problems" (Not like he's being too general or anything.)

Kristin15_2001_99: "That sucks. "

fubu_jt_18: yeah, we thought that everything was working fine but it was a last-minute thing I guess" (He's completely clueless as to what happened.)

Kristin15_2001_99: "Yep. It was pretty weird."

Kristin15_2001_99: "Was it hard to perform in the rain Thursday?"

fubu_jt_18: Trick question-we don't perform in the rain" (I'll admit, that was a trick question. The sky was crystal clear. But I'll tell you this much, my ticket said they'd perform regardless of weather.)

Kristin15_2001_99: "So are you ignoring me now?" (It had been about 5 minutes.)

fubu_jt_18: no alot of pms" (Wow, Justin has PMS. Interesting...)

Kristin15_2001_99: "So I hear you got a new tattoo?" (Apparently, it's the chinese symbol for music, and it's on his leg.)

fubu_jt_18: well ya hear wronf"

fubu_jt_18: wrong"

Kristin15_2001_99: "I wasn't sure about it. "

Kristin15_2001_99: "Do you remember when Chris got booed Thursday?"

fubu_jt_18: no, cause out ear pieces only allows us to hear two things. sometimes, I can have Joey or someone in one ear and hear myself in the other to make sure I'm in tune"

Kristin15_2001_99: "You got that one off All Access, didn't you? You weren't singing. It wasn't during a song." (If you saw All Access, Joey explained their ear pieces. This poser repeated it almost word for word.)

fubu_jt_18: You are such a rude fan" (What did I say?)

fubu_jt_18: I didn't think our fans were like that"

Kristin15_2001_99: "You are such a bad poser. Yeah, some of the fans aren't 12 year olds who think anyone who says he's an 'N Sync member is one. I'm not that ignorant."

fubu_jt_18: Are you calling me ignorant?" (I think it goes without saying.)

Kristin15_2001_99: "No. I'm calling anybody who believe's that you're Justin ignorant. "

fubu_jt_18: Lke you did? I'm not stupid I don't have to prove anything to anyone believe what you want. Peep ya later"

Kristin15_2001_99: "Okay, that proves my theory. Once I question you, you chicken out and stop talking to me." (That happens to me all the time. Otherwise, I'd have about 30 of these poser interview on here by now.)

Kristin15_2001_99: "Just admit it, you aren't Justin. Want me to throw some trivia your way and prove it to you?"

fubu_jt_18: HELLO DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT ALOT OF PM'S MEAN? APPARENTLY NOT" (Testy, aren't we?)

fubu_jt_18: sure" (Now all of a sudden he's nice again. God, this guy annoyed me more than you guys will ever know.)

Kristin15_2001_99: "Okay, what is the name of your drummer?" (Side note: Their drummer's name is Billy.)

Kristin15_2001_99: "Hurry up. No looking it up."

fubu_jt_18: fubu_jt_18 is not available right now." (If you are familiar with Yahoo IMs, you know that 1. There wouldn't be quotations around that. 2. It wouldn't have the person's screen name in front of it. 3. The message would pop up after every IM you send them. That didn't happen. It was only that time.)

Kristin15_2001_99: "That's a bunch of crap. "

Kristin15_2001_99: "You just typed that yourself. "

Kristin15_2001_99: "Otherwise I'd get them after every message I send. That's pathetic. Come on Justin, what's the name of your drummer?"

Kristin15_2001_99: "Fine, ignore me. Unfortunately for you, you might want to look into getting a new screen name. I'm posting this transcript on my site, and since you're a jerk, I'm posting your screen name too."

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