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Shaped like a retard. A head, two arms, two legs and two breast.
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Unique shape.
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Talks a whole shit load.
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Keeps it's shit to itself.
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Is loved by about 100 people. (esitmate)
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Is loved by millions of people.
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Is learning math.
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Teaches math to kindergartens.
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Works at a door.
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Does jack shit.
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Seats people to their table.
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Does jack shit.
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Doesn't taste good.
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Tastes good.
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Probably costs a zillion dollars.
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Costs $1.99 / kg.
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Gets pissed when you make fun of her.
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Doesn't give a shit.
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