The story of   

Whiplezz   and Jagrade

                             

 

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Updated:18-06-05  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

     Chapter 1     

 

 

                      

 

 

   The beginning of this story was just a stupid accident.
It happened when Krezorr was playing a raging game of Interstellar Pinball
against Eyesaclease.

Almost the whole Crew had come to watch the match, including Fairy Queen.
When she left for the party, in her hurry she forgot to check the SHIELD,
and so one port of her "Spiritual World" was unguarded.
Normally Krezorr would have noticed the absence of the key on Fairy Queens
necklace, but at that moment she arrived he was too involved in the game to notice.
He was trying to make no mistakes.
Last time he did, he hit a Sector in Fairy Queens VeryHardMemory,
called SolarSystem and wiped out mostly all of the Dinosaur Files 
in the Earth Folder.
It was totally by accident, as he was aiming for Alpha Centaury. 


He had have to hire an outside File gardener to repair this 
former ShortVacationResort File, but he had the itchy feeling that this 
guy called Goth had planted a virus named MNKND.* in the Earth Folder,
which was reproducing very rapidly and had a remarkably talent to survive.
And now Fairy Queen left a port to her "Spiritual World" open.....

                                  


 
On that evening, the wife of Vurll was giving birth to their first child.
In her pain and despair and in the moment of knowing she was dying,
she recommended all her life spirit and love to her child Jagrade and 
solely with the power of her spirit she uploaded and created a twin-sister 
in another dimension, the "Spiritual World".


In our world she gave birth to a baby, and died before her 
child could breath.
The father named the child Whiplezz.
So, Whiplezz and Jagrade are two "sisters" living in another dimension, 
just a few milliseconds apart.

Ever since then, when Whiplazz appears, Jagrade seems to be around....       

 

 

 

  

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      Chapter 2     

 

 


                                        

 

   Getting older, Whiplezz slowly got aware of the presence 
of a "Spiritual World" and in her mind grew a strong desire 
to visit Carterhaugh and meet Tam Lin*). 
Although her father Vurll was strongly against it, on her 18th birthday 
she decided to go and see what would happen.
Could she find a passage, a Door?


   The Fairy Queen, ruling the "Spiritual World", got aware of the 
presence of Jagrade, and in fact, after 18 years Jagrade 
got a pain in the ass for her.
The presence of Jagrade reminded her evrytime of her "Security Failure"
and whatever trick she tried, scanning her was untill now impossible.
So DELETE was no option, not without a good @192SampleScan.
All the goodness and love of her mother was strongly planted into Jagrade
and many times she had stood up to the Fairy Queen, (who could be a real bitch 
when she had her periods!).
The last thing Fairy Queen heard was that Jagrade was chosen to be leader
of the Btrfls.*
Btrfls.* were the only creatures in the "Spiritual World" who could
withstand Fairy Queens magic powers and she was pissed-off about that,
and Krezorr couldn't or wouldn't do anything about it.
But Krezorr liked insects and knew the moods of Fairy Queen
and acted deaf to her arguments on that subject.



 
  So Fairy Queen wanted to meet Whiplezz because she was curious 
about this girl, who was possibly a mediatrix for her to gain power
in the "real world". 
So, when see heard Whiplezz was on the way to Carterhaugh, 
Fairy Queen waited for Whiplezz, (disguised as Narga). 
When she met Whiplezz she saw a person, which seemed to be 
much more fit to her plans than Jagrade, and trying to get 
Whiplezz under her control, she decided to tell her about
the existence of her unknown twin sister.
The Fairy Queen promised Whiplezz to let her meet her "RETSISREPUS" Jagrade 
if she could stand up to Tam Lin's charmes.
She didn't know how to keep her part of the deal,
but "what the fuck", she thought.
In fact, she was fed up with the fucking around of Tam Lin, 
trying to escape her spell, and Janet didn't showed up yet. 
(Fantasy is a great genre if you ignore time!!).

Whiplezz understood that she was standing in the doorway 
she was looking for, and decided to take the chance.

 


*)For info on the legend of Tam Lin visit the web ring:
http://tam-lin.org

   

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      Chapter 3    

 

 

 

                              

 

   The Fairy Queen asked Firezz to watch over Whiplezz in case 
something went wrong, but Whiplezz was raised by Vurll and 
her stepmother Sarah and didn't know fear.
So, according to the myth, she picked roses and waited for 
Tam Lin to appear. 
When Tam Lin showed up, she knew what to do and she whipped him 
into the well and pissed in it like a man, yelling; 

"Hey Sucker, wanna fuck me? I'll fuck you!! "(Civilized conversation 
was a seldom practised part of the teachings by her father Vurll). 
Delivering her part of the deal, she waited for the Fairy Queen 
to show up and pay hers.... 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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      Chapter 4    

 

 

 

   Instead of the Fairy Queen, out of the woods Teacher appeared. 
Teacher had compassion for the two divided sisters and was capable to read the "Book of the Future"(what was in fact a laptop PC with an AREWENUTS?
*)  connection ), and she decided
to warn Whiplezz for the tricks of the Fairy Queen. 
She told Whiplezz that the Fairy Queen was not so powerful as 
she wished she were, and that much of her might came from 
far away, just granted by Krezorr. 
This entity is living behind the stars and is really powerful in the 
"Spiritual World", occupied in an everlasting battle game with Borseo 
and the High Priestess. 


So, after explaining Whiplezz the political relationships in the 
"Spiritual World" and granted her a quick view at her "Book of the Future", 
Teacher vanished into thin air, leaving Whiplezz with a lot to think about.

  Although Whiplezz couldn't read the "Book of the Future" like Teacher,
she understood that she had a long way to go and a lot to conquer before she
could meet her "Retsisrepus" Jagrade.

In fact she hadn't the slightest idea what this meant;

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but she remembered seeing this message flashing in Teacher's 
"Book of the Future".
She also realized that she was on her own in this strange world.
Who could she trust??
Not the Fairy Queen, at least Teacher tried to tell her. 
But who is Teacher? 
Is she a friend, or just an IT weirdo, who was lost on a 
wrong junction on the "Highway of Time"? 

*) AdvancedRelayedExtraterrestrialWorldExchangeNavigationUltranetTimeSpan?

      

 

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     Chapter 5    

 

 

   Can she ever find Jagrade in this misty world or should she 
help Borseo to conquer Krezorr, or persuade the High Priestess
to change the "SERVERVETO CODE" and not let Krezorr DELETE the two sisters? 

????

 


(To be cont'd)
 

  

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Updated:18-06-05

 

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