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WORDS OF WISDOM
FROM THE
ENLIGHTENED ONE
Narfmaster: ooooh no... i see a mikey quote coming...
I'll try to keep this updated. When I update again, I'll put a little flashing NEW by the new quotes.
DISCLAIMER:
All of these quotes are real, straight from the keyboard of Mikey himself. However, MANY are taken out of context, and we are all aware of what that can do to the meaning of a sentence. Please note that the enlightened one is heterosexual, not a crossdresser, not a pedofile, and is in good mental health, despite what any of these quotes may insinuate.
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HIS IDENTITY:
Narfmaster: IM A SEXPOT KITTEN
Narfmaster: MEOW
Narfmaster: CUZ IM A LA-WHOOOOO-ZA-HERRRRRR
Narfmaster: AHHHHHHHHH!!!! IM TURNING BLACK
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PONDERINGS:
Narfmaster: i wonder if anybody is ever born without a pee hole
Narfmaster: r u raping me?
 Narfmaster: should i put deodorant in my crotch??
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FLAUNTING:
Narfmaster: i wanna show leg
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HIS HOTNESS:
Narfmaster: im hot
Narfmaster: jesus. look how sexy i am
Narfmaster: oooooooh goodness... i just splooged
SUPER LANNY: i have a double of your sexiness, you're welcome to have it
Narfmaster: i dont think id ever stop jacking off to my sexiness if i had it
Narfmaster: id chafe
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BREASTS:
Narfmaster: i so desperately wanted a training bra
Narfmaster: but my mom wouldnt let me have one
Narfmaster: i should have a training bra tho to support my man-boobs
Narfmaster: i have boobs. i dont get turned on when i look at my boobs
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GIRLS:
Narfmaster: i have a 10-11 year old girlfriend at the pool now
Narfmaster: i flirt with 11 year olds for heavens sake
Narfmaster: I KNO WHY I CANT GET ANY GIRLS!!
Narfmaster: I DONT HAVE A MARKETING AGENT!!
Narfmaster: IF THERES ANYTHING THAT WE'VE LEARNED, ADVERTISING WORKS
Narfmaster: but she looks so much older, i swear
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WOMEN'S CLOTHING:
Narfmaster: maybe i should try a string bikini
Narfmaster: i realized that i havent worn regular girls underwear... just a thong
Narfmaster: hmmm, if i wear a dress, and a string bikini, oh, and a one-piece, i will have worn all the types of girls clothing without getting too technical with like teddies (mmmm) and whatnot
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LACK OF CLOTHING:
Narfmaster: IMMMM NEKIDDDD!!!
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PICKING HIS NOSE:
Narfmaster: i just picked my nose
SUPER LANNY: wonderful
SUPER LANNY: you want a prize?
Narfmaster: no, i got one... i got a boogey
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READING SELECTIONS:
Narfmaster: it was in that cosmo article i read
Narfmaster: it was that article with the 99 ways to make a man happy or whatever
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BODILY FUNCTIONS:
Narfmaster: i just farted. too bad i wasnt close enough to the microphone
Narfmaster: i think theres something wrong with my penis aimer
SUPER LANNY: what??
Narfmaster: it doesnt shoot where i aim
Narfmaster: ::SPLLOOOOOGGGGEEEE::
Narfmaster: lets just hope i dont have to fart tonight
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HIS GENITAL AREA:
Narfmaster: i lack testicles
Narfmaster: i am scrotumless
Narfmaster: i have no balls
Narfmaster: id have my temporarily enlarge balls shrink back to the size that they normally are
Narfmaster: cuz i have depleted gonads
Narfmaster: it doesnt matter... the fact is i lack testicles
Narfmaster: I WANT BALLS
Narfmaster: ALADFGADFGHBKADG
Narfmaster: HAFGHKAGKH
SUPER LANNY: so you had crabs?
Narfmaster: i still do, but thats another issue
Narfmaster: my balls are good now
Narfmaster: i bet this will make my balls burn
Narfmaster: im pissed off at my penis.. we are currently not talking to each other
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MASTURBATION:
Narfmaster: and a lighter note, i havent jerked off since thursday
Narfmaster: hey, ive cut back
Narfmaster: im on a weening program for college
Narfmaster: alright... sleep... ENOUGH MASTURBATION
Narfmaster: and i think i should stop jerking off altogether.. hahaha.. that may also help a bit
Narfmaster: i need full balls at all times now.. hahaha
Narfmaster: im gonna go shower and such... i considered chokin the chicken, but nahhhh
Narfmaster: i swear.. after a week of no jerkin, if he doesnt explode, ill... i dunno... ill yell sternly at him
Narfmaster: hahahha... forget being a doctor!
Narfmaster: ill just masturbate all day!
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SEXUAL ORIENTATION:
*Please be sure to read editorial note at the top of the page!
SUPER LANNY: we don't want any of those gay nyu boys hitting on you now do we
Narfmaster: sounds good to me
SUPER LANNY: i know you're straight
Narfmaster: liar
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ME:
Narfmaster: i want you
Narfmaster: all night long
Narfmaster: but i wanted to be ur dominatrix-ee
Narfmaster: :'(
Narfmaster: i wanna shoot you with a pressure washer... that would be fun!
Narfmaster: oh, youre giving me a HARD time alright... oh baby oh baby
Narfmaster: u wanna get in my panties!
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