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STORIES

This first story was written by the famous Jobellywot GT. So, basically, Jo wrote an essay on "The Smell of Glasses Cases!" Yes she did, read it!

The second piece of madness on this page is an essay that I wrote for a friend a few years ago about "why tables jump"! Enjoy!

This is a story by Erfa Bumgardener, it's called "Why does ink smell of Jerusalem?"!!! Check it out!

This is a story by a Mad(dy) person, it's called "Why do hands always dig in the sand?"! Sweet.

This is a story written by Lorraine Neal, the idea was thought of by Keeley Devil. It's called "The new year will bring death destruction from all over"!

Another bizarre story by Jobellywot GT Bumgardener, this one's called "Why do you always hear a beep when you cum/come across a sheep?"!

This is a weird story called "Why do trees do the hokey cockey?"!

A story from bizzaro world!! It's called "Why is my toothache texting the toliet brush?"! It's partly by Michael and partly by me.

This is a story by my lover, it's rather odd, read it.

This is a story called "Ahhh, a run away wig!" , another bizarre story from our friend Erfa Bumgardener.

This isn't so much of a story, it's more of a fact. It's called "The real madness", check it out!

This isn't really a story either, it's a short piece about soulmates.

This is called "Microcorrect the novel" by Rebecca Crowley, hehe, makes me giggle!.

This is a funny thing about a priest, I got it in an email, have a good laugh!

This is a mad story about John GT. You'll like it if you find all things ginger amusing!

PLAYS

This is a little play that I wrote late last year, I'm not sure why!! It was in the summer hols and I was bored!!! Read it! It's called "Two Toed Jesus"!

POEMS

This is little poem that Spammy wrote, just don't ask! She's a very disturbed little girl!

This is a little thing that I wrote a coupla years ago, thought you might wanna see it, it's called "Memories."

This is something I wrote at the end of 1999, it's pretty special to me, see what you think. It's about one of the hardest times in my life...it hurt.

I'm not sure when I wrote this one, some time around '98, it's centered around unrequited love, and the pain.

This is another poem thingy I wrote, another boring one! (about love again)

This is called "An Ode to a Toad" by Geoff Hirst, it's ermm.... odd!

This is called "An Ode to an Angel" by Geoff Hirst, I don't quite know what to say about this one! Eeek!