These are a few of my fave quotes...

"It's a big rock, can't wait to tell my friends, they don't have a rock this big" - Spike, BTVS.

"Don't look down" - Oblivion, Alton Towers.

"Women get pms every month so that they can act like men do every day" - random quote off a website.

"Life can only be understood backwards but must be lived forwards." - not sure where it's from really.

"Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips." - dunno where I got this from either!

"I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you... FIRE!" - The Crazy World of Arthur Brown.

"I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you...lovely flowers to put upon your windowsill, for you to gaze at every day!" - Simon Gill (can u believe I put that guy in here?!)

"Screw you guys, I'm going home!" - Cartman (South Park)

"Respect my authority!" - Cartman (South park)

"Livin' la vida loca" - Ricky Martin

"I believe that trust is more important that monogamy" - Savage Garden (Affirmation)

"Niteswimming deserves a quiet night..." - REM (Niteswimming)

"A test tube and a womb with a view" - Weird Al Yankovic (I think I'm a clone now)

"I mock you with my monkey pants" - Oz (BTVS)

"The word you're looking for is...anyway!" - Ross (Friends)

"I think I speak for everyone here when I say 'huh?'" - Buffy

"Cordelia, your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good." - Buffy

"There was this one time, in band camp..." - Alyson Hannigan (American Pie)

"I'm seventeen, looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex" - Xander (BTVS)

"Whatever comes out of your mouth is a meaningless waste of breath. An airborne toxic event." - Xander (BTVS)

"That is so unfair, I hate you, I wish I had never been born!" - Kevin (Harry Enfield)

"I am not your slave" - Kevin (Harry Enfield)

Buffy - "Willow, not everything is about kissing". Xander - "Yeah. Some stuff is about groping". (BTVS)

"I don't wanna hurt you...some of the time" - Xander (BTVS)

Dru - "I'm naming all the stars". Spike - "Can't see the stars, love. That's the celing. Also, it's day." (BTVS)

Snyder - "There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense." Giles - "Actually, that would be one of the five." (BTVS)

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