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- You wonder which you'll call first, the Earth Otasuke (Help) Center or The Goddess Help Office? (Also known as the Relief Goddess Office, pick your choice.)
- Facial markings are all the rage in your school, and in your neighbourhood, and your household, and.....
- You've broken several mirrors, damaged a television, gotten wet in your swimming pool, and ruined your favorite camera just to see if you could teleport through them. (Then you really wish you could teleport when the repair bills arrive and your parents look at them.)
- You answer the phone with the opening : "Hello, this is the Goddess Help Office, I'll now visit you for a consultation...." everytime and totally spook the person who's on the other end out.
- Or : If you own an answering machine, you have it open with : "Hello, this is the Goddess Help Office. All our staff are currently on call, so if you'll leave your name...."
- You become devoutly religious. (Hey, could happen.)
- You don't go "Oh my God!" anymore, you go "Oh my Goddess!".
- Your girlfriend gets so fed up of you fawning over your latest anime craze (AMG! of course!) she decides to dress up like one of the Goddesses just to get your attention. Or she leaves you.
- You swallow eggs left, right and centre just to see if you'll find an angel's egg so you can have your own angel. (Watch those calories though!)
- Your Norse mythology becomes so good, you could take an examination on the National/International level based on the subject and score a perfect. Easily.
- Darjeeling
tea becomes your favorite beverage.
~ Ed
Piotrowski
Belldandy -
- You never, ever doubt the brains and power behind anyone with a voice like that again.
- You also start hoping you can hear that voice over the phone when you dial a wrong number.
- Watching people pass through mirrors doesn't faze you in the least, since you've got one at home who does that all the time.
- Everytime you see a ring, you think about a promise you made but can't remember....
- Suddenly, female Norse blondes are very attractive to you even though they don't speak (Insert language other than the one they use.).
- The school Belle is that new transfer student named Belldandy. (BAD PUN! GO SIT IN A CORNER!) ^_^U
Urd -
- You're very, very careful everytime you recieve video tapes from others, especially those with erotic titles, and sit several meters away from the television set when you play it lest someone kick you in the face from the TV. (Urgh, who'd watch those with erotic titles anyway!?)
- Your ability to imitate others' voices is unparalleled. And so's the amount of havoc you cause with it.
- You get a really strong tan and you're still nowhere near Urd's skin shade even though that Anime Convention's coming up in a day or two's time, and artificial skin tanners just don't cut it. (And even if you are a cross dresser...)
- White/Silver hair is not just for senior citizens anymore. (No Offense!)
- You wonder everytime you see lightning strike if that's Urd being zapped again by Kami-sama for doing something wrong. Or if that's Urd zapping someone. ^_^
- Nobody ever touches your personal medicine cabinet. Mostly because they don't know what the medicine might do to them, and also because they don't know what you'll do to them.
- You out-do your University's Chemistry professor in anything he can toss at you and end up stumping him with your own questions and/or formulae.
- You have a habit of turning beaches into the Frozen Wastes everytime you sneak up on someone.
- You hate Polkas because they bore you to sleep.
- Your best friend's a rat.
Skuld -
- You make a connection between the disproportionate amount of bomb-holding space Skuld has in her clothes and the mysterious events surrounding every other anime character who can procure something out of proportion to the space in their own clothes. (Hammerspace!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Akane Tendou)
- Full grade Mechatronics (Electrical engineering and then some!) was your specialities when you were about, oh... 9?
- Who told you kids couldn't play with bombs? (I'm NOT a KID! Neo-Skuld cluster-bombs! - Skuld)
- Making bipedal androids/robots doesn't seem much to you when the world's best robotics engineers already have trouble designing a useable tri-legged one. (Is this true?)
- You totally blast anyone calling you a kid into the next century with bombs. Lots and Lots and LOTS of bombs, all the while screaming "Neo-(Insert your name here) bomb barrage!"
- You're afraid to step into any liquid/liquid surface (like say, a swimming pool) because you're afraid you'll end up in Heaven. (Asgaard in Nordic mythology)
- When someone tells you there's a bug in the room, you pack your hammer and look for those eight legged rabbit-like things instead of the insect that person meant.
- Everytime something goes wrong, you scream : "It's all the BUGS' fault, someone fix Yggdrasil!"
- You
lapse into a zombie-like trance and start chanting "Ice cream... ice cream..."
~Andy Wennersten
- "When you build some device, you have to have to name it, and that
name will consist of (at least) three words relating to that device (of
which one will be your name) and have a "Mark (insert any number here)"
after it.
~ Chris
Peorth
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- Cameras suddenly don't seem to mundane to you anymore, and you're afraid someone will pop out of them everytime you make a call.
- Speaking of which, you leave a camera besides your phone everytime you make another attempt at the Earth Otasuke Center.
- Bondage suits are in!
- Your nearest rival for the person of your affections happens to be a(nother) Goddess.
- Wearing tight leather clothes isn't so bad, it's just the leather you wear aren't considered clothes that worries other people, and underwear doesn't count.
- Your understanding of all life on Earth comes from manga and anime. (Hey, it's already happened before!)
- Somehow, Kodachi from Ranma seems very much like Peorth, but at least Peorth knows when she's beaten. (How many people you know can summon rose petals from out of nowhere?)
The Morisatos -
- Your signature consists of a letter and a number.
- You aren't a monk but you like to live in temples. Preferably abandoned ones.
- You and your siblings are always squabbling about age differences just because of school.
- You're the shortest guy in campus but that doesn't stop you from getting the school belle as a girlfriend.
- You're always the target for some malicious demon(ess)'s mischief.
- You aren't bothered by the fact that other people would do anything for a wish, let alone a second one, and you don't even know what to wish for when you get them.
- You also aren't bothered by the fact that you've got three Goddesses living with you under the same roof, you really don't mind, and that sometimes a fourth will visit and at least two of the four have strong feelings for you.
- AND you really, REALLY don't mind being taken as your school club's scapegoat for all the tough jobs that somehow are all a result of your seniors' work.
- You work like a dog for that ring to give to your girlfriend, and for some reason you can't remember why you're doing it.
- You
accidentally turn yourself into a girl, but are releived to find out that
it's only the waist up.
-Andy Wennersten (Now that's freaky. -G.F)
Tamiya & Ootaki -
- You wonder why your parents named you after model kit companies. (Tamiya's a popular one in Singapore.)
- Your mode of transport is disproportionately smaller than your body size and you can still fit in with another of about the same size.
- Wearing spare mechanical parts as body ornaments isn't weird at all. Saves you a trip to the garage in a mechanical breakdown.
- You either have the most outrageous hairstyle ever, or almost no hair at all.
- Sunglasses are a permanent facial feature. So's that smile on your face.
- You and your friend have a lot of secrets to hide from the lower grade students under your care, but you can't remember half of them yourself.
- An old love interest suddenly returns to haunt you. And your friend.
-
You declare your house a men's only dorm and kick out anyone who brings
a girl inside.
~Andy Wennersten (Which leads to a number of interesting situations...
-G.F)
Toshiyuki Aoshima & Mishima Sayoko -
- You'll do anything to get that new girl over to your side, and your cousin will do anything to get her away.
- You're always wondering why that new transfer student is wiping the mirror everytime you come out of the lavatory's cubicle.
- You're rich rich rich, snobbish snobbish snobbish, and lovin' it! ^_^
- You don't believe in Goddesses, but believe that the things you've been seeing are a result of a magician. (Boy, that's gotta hurt your faith.)
- You set up a club on campus when the girl of your dreams is in the rival club just so you can try beating them and winning the girl.
- You devise all sorts of devious plans to win the school belle over to your side. At least, devious to you alone.
Mara/Marller -
- The first place you shout out everytime someone suggests a vacation is : "Hot Springs!"
- You don't care if you take your hot spring baths in the male or female's side of the baths. You could zap them into next week if anyone dared disturb you.
- You hate Dance music. It gets you going and you can't stop even if you wanted to.
- You think those fangs are cute. They remind you of a certain someone...
- People can't decide how to spell your name. Heck, you can't decide how to spell your own name!
- You're always trying to find ways to seperate your childhood friend's "good" and "bad" portions into two seperate bodies.
Others
(Angels, Chihiro, etc.) -
- People
are used to seeing beautiful winged angels just about everyday ever since
you came over to their house.
- You believe that little people drive your car's pistons and as a result you spend hours dismantling your car engine just to find them.
Hey,
I oughta give you a taste of my lightning strikes, RanMaFan! Whaddaya mean
we've had too much Ah! My Goddess!? No one can have too much!
*wooo ho ho ho ho!*
