-"It's about 2 hours sittin' in a chair straight, not movin' and it's really starting to affect me now"//*Nick*

-"Canadians have those cute little accents, eh?" //*Kevin*

-"I was bouncing around from hair, to makeup, to facial...hair"//*Brian*

-"He's a lunatic. He's...just AJ."//*Brian*

-"Smile Howie. Beautiful teeth."//*AJ*

-"Gilligan 2000, wave of the future. Hey skipper! where we goin' today?" //*AJ* (to Howie)

-"Yo! Homie, we's goin' back to the islands!!"//*Howie, responding

-"You need a haircut like this to attract women, I guess, I don't know."//*Howie*

--"When you come to L.A. you have to dress like this."//*Nick*(to Howie)
--"No, maybe when YOU come to L.A., you have to dress like this"//*Howie*(to nick)
--"Well Howie, what are you dressed like that for?//*Nick*
--"Cuz I'm in a video shoot, that's why!!"//*Howie*
-"This is called the retro-cowboys-R-us-AJ-look-a-like"//*B*

-"That's the man right there! No! See that man right there, Andre? He's the one that put me in this CORN- BALL lookin' out fit!"//*B-rok*

-"Ohmigosh! Howard! Censor!!"//*Bri*

-"Howie's just a little stressed out here//*/Nick*

-"My brother Phil, and my brother Bill. Don't make 'em angry!"//*AJ*

-"I don't miss McDonalds because there's one in every country, all around the world, so I'm in heaven in every country I go to, I find a McDonalds. Even at the airport...It's everywhere!!"//*AJ*

-"We were on our best behavior"//*Kev*

-"Are you for real?"//*Nick*

-"You're puttin' me on the spot!"//*AJ*

-"Only 3 years ago..."//*Brian*(holding up 2 fingers)

-"Wait!Wait! We're makin' money!!"//*Howie*

-"It's gettin' deep in here"//*Kev*

-"I got a big heart man!!//*AJ*

-"Dude! That's gotta suck!!"//*Nick*

-"Oh man! I always mess up! I'm sorry!"//*Nick*

-"And that's the story!"//*Kevin*

-"Is there a big towel in here? Cause I gotta stick my head in the sink"//* Kev*

-" Haven't gotten used to the baked beans in the morning yet"//*Howie*

-"I like the kinda girl who'll let me hold her real tight and then kiss ker...and kiss her and kiss her and kiss her..."//*Nick*

-"I'm very soft you know"//*Brian*

-"When we got our first gold record we bawled like babies!"//*Kevin

-"nick's gonna be on a sugar rush!"//*AJ*

-"I'm a manly man!"//*Brian*

--"me and puff go way back"//*Nick
--"yeah, nick, puff the magic dragon"//*AJ*
-"The only person I'd be really sorry to lose to is that Marilyn Manson dude." //*Brian*

-"Nick there's a lot you don't know." //*Howie*

-"It's been real! I'm out." //*Kev*

--"We always thought you liked Barney." -Howie & AJ to Nick
--"You're not funny." -Nick responding to them
-"...making sure my zipper is up and my shoes are tied." //*AJ* (before they do a show)

-"Yeah I slept for like an hour and a half. It was great." //Kevin*

-"Let's go interrupt shall we." //*Brian*

-"I'm just a good old country boy." //*Kevin*

-"Uh-oh, I'm in trouble." //*Howie*

-"I hate clowns, they freak me out." //*AJ*

-"I'm sorry...Brian and Howie won't let me." //*Nick*

-"Are you a Backstreet Boy?" -Kevin asks Brian
-"No. Hell no!" -Brian's response
-"Are you a Backstreet Boy?" -Kevin asks Nick
-"NO, no don't interview me..." -Nick's response
-"What a rude, rude young man!" -Kevin on Nick
-"Nice acting job Bri...NOT!" //*Kevin*

-"I am the Terminator." //*Nick*

-"We're hungry and we're movieless." //*Howie*

--"He whines a lot." -Donna (management) talking about Nick
--"I do not." -Nick, responding to Donna
-"No I did not open my mini bar." //*Kevin*

-"No, my name is not Gary Barlow"//*Brian*

-"How did Dairy Queen get pregaent? Burger King showed her his Big Whopper!!!" //*Brian* (Thanks a lot Kat!)