Constance's Corner: Scream 3 Premiere
Constance interviews the stars of Scream 3 at the premiere!
(Disclaimer: This didn't really happen- it's FICTION!)
Hi! It's me, Constance Spano, who starred in ALL of the Douglas Murders. You know, people have always said I look like Courtney Cox, so wouldn't it be perfect for me to interview her at the premiere of Scream 3?
Constance: Hi, Courtney, can you share a few words with us?
Courtney: Not right now, please.
Constance: Listen, bitch! When Constance Spano asks you for an interview you give me one- OK?
(Courtney punches Constance in the cheek and walks into the theatre.)
Constance: That bitch! Why look, it's Neve Campbell! Neve! Please have a word with me!
Neve: Sure, OK.
Constance: Now, Neve, you were in The Douglas Murders 3 and it was revealed that you were one of the killers! Now, I know that's just a story, but is there any truth to those rumors that you have real homicidal tendencies?!
Neve: What rumors?
Constance: What about those nude pictures on the internet? And those rumored drug abuses?
Neve: How dare you!!
(Neve smacks Constance, Constance strikes back, they get into a catfight. Eventually, Neve pulls away from her and runs into the theatre.)
Constance: You stupid ho! No one tries to topple the great Constance Spano!!
Well, I guess that didn't go too well, but hey- it's not like you could do any better!
Image courtesy of Gale Weathers.com.