HOW WOULD THE QUEST TEAM BEHAVE IF WE GET THEM INTOXICATED?

1. HADJI --> Heh-heh... I fortell Daria's living nightmare. I see Hadji
as... "The Giggler". Heh-heh... isn't there always one in a drinking spree?
The one who giggles hysterically at everything that moves? <EVIL GRIN> Hey
Saijin...

Hadji:<eyes open wide after throwing up in the sink> Hey! <giggle> I can
hear an echo in here... Hello.... Hellloooooo... <giggle>

2. JESSIE --> Ahhh... poor Jessie. All her inhibitions finally removed under
the influence. Nothing can stop her when it finally happens... when she
gives her all to...

Jessie:<angry and red faced> You <censored> <censored> HB executives! What's
the big <censored> idea with the <censored> <censored> pink? HUH? Why I
oughta <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> you to
<censored>...

        <SIGHS> Yes. Nothing is more scarier than a furious woman who grew
up with a father who belongs to the military...

3. JONNY --> Well... for Jon-boy... I actually see this as an outlet.
Well... like his inhibitions, other things in a person's personality also
goes down when drunk... giving way to maybe his... conscience?

Jonny: <crying uncontrollably> It's... hic... all my fault... hic... isn't
it? I'm... hic... sorry!!! I'm soooo... hic... sorry!!! I won't do it again!
I... hic... promise! Please... hic... don't be mad... hic... at me
anymore... WAAAAAAAAA...hic... AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

4. BENTON --> With Benton... Since he already is known to have a loose
tongue when enraged... I'd say, alcohol will act a whole lot more like a
truth serum. Heh-heh... Something Uncle Sam wouldn't want to happen. HEY
MEACH! CHANSU! ^_^.

Meach: So Benton, darling... what is it exactly do you like in a woman? Or
should I ask... a woman to do to you...
Benton: <blinks> Well... <insert long detailed lecture here complete with
diagrams and theoretical formulas probably innappropriate for the list's
viewing>

5. RACE --> <EVIL GRIN> I'd say Race is the affectionate guy when drunk.
<EVIL GRIN> He probably is extra sweet to those closest to his heart when
influenced by the juice. <VERY BIG EVIL GRIN>

Race: <running his fingers over the object of his desire, and speaking in a
gruff emotional voice> I love you so much. You are so beautiful. Your
skin... so smooth... I can hold you close to me forever... Let me kiss you
my darling <bends down to kiss his nicely polished and well taken care of
favourite semi-automatic rifle>

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! <SIGH> Well, that
bout of insanity made me feel better. Well... I'm off to face the real world
again! ^_^.

Ja!
Ina-chan