(Bart): "Lisa, I like that mustache even better
than the one you usually have."
(Lisa): "Listen, bonehead, experts say calcium
helps prevent osteoporosis. So have a cow, man."

-Bart and Lisa, The Simpsons

"Revealing outfits and the un-dead.
What else can't most young guys get enough of? Calcium. But there is a mouth-watering solution. Milk. It can help provide the calcium
growing bones need to stay strong. A real must.
Especially if you plan on sticking your neck out."

-Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"There's a ton of impersonators out there, baby.
And we'll thank you very much to get the original.
Milk. It come with calcium naturally.
So we drink 3 glasses a day. Ice cold.
'Cause, after all mama, where would our act be without a strong pelvis?'"

-Elvis Impersonators

"Don't play ball in the house. Joanie, go to your room. Here's another all-time great mom line: Drink your milk. Unlike hairdos, milk's 9 essential nutrients will always be in style. Which is why your kids should drink it. Groovy. Another problem solved in less than 30 minutes."

-Famous TV Moms from The Brady Bunch, Happy Days, and The Partridge Family

"What's a hip drink? Let me lay some lyrics on you, man.
Hey, Chocolate milk. It's nutty, it's too neat.
Get your nutrients with a koo-koo beat. Get it lowfat, get it fat free.
It's a swingin' chocolata treat.
Chocolate milk, oh yeah!"

-Paul Shaffer, musician, Late Night with David Letterman

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Other Milk-Related Links....

There are a few sites devoted to trading and collecting the Got Milk? ads. And here they are.