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1.ONCE I GET A RAICHU I AM GOING TO GET A LEFTCHU

2. YOU KNOW BULBASUAR'S VOINCE ONCE IT SAID BALLS ARE SORE

3. WHY IS PIKACHU SOMETIMES FAT AND ROUND, AND OTHER TIMES HE ISN'T

4.HOW COULD MEW GIVE BIRTH TO MEWTWO. MEW IS SO SMALL COMPARED
TO MEWTWO. THAT MUST OF HERT.

5. WHY DOES CHARMANDER HAVE SUCH A HIGH PITCHED VOICE. MAYBE HE GOT HIT IN THE SENSITIVE AREA (I DO like charmander but he does have a high voice)

6. WHY CANT THE US SONG BE AS GOOD AS THE JAPAN ONE. OURS SOUNDS DUMB AND FOR LITTLE 2 YEAR OLDS WHO THINK IT IS A BARNEY CARTOON.
(NOTHING AGAINST 2 YEAR OLDS)

7.WHY DID NINTENDO NOT GIVE US MEW. EVERYBODY I KNOW LIKES MEW.

8.WHY DO PEOPLE GET CHEESED IF YOU WOOPED THEM IN POKEMON?
THEY SHOULD CALL YOU POKEMON MASTER ACCEPT THAT I MAY BE THE BEST(NO CHALENGES PLEASE)

THANKS I WILL HAVE MORE DISTURBING QUESTIONS AD JOKES SOON